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What the hell is up with you losers.
I had more success with the mouse lady than Alan did.
Oh fuck off what do you have that I don’t have
What you both lack: Charm.
Next thing you know you'll be unable to impregnate her. Losers.
I am an E-Cupped, shark-toothed, well-hung engine of destruction.
But I'm waiting until I can throw this ghost as a projectile before I go and beat the game.
Mara's Reckoning [Archie v. Flomme]
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"Ich würde dich schreien lauter als die, Fledermaus!"
The German phrase rolled off her tongue as Flomme slipped almost effortlessly backwards, far enough that the sonic screech made her ears hurt, but little else. Flomme felt powerful like this, with her words turned into a literal extension of herself. She'd have to avoid doing things like this often, she thought, before she developed an addiction.
Flomme lashed out at Archie with her whips again, a smirk on her face. "Well then, if you're comfortable, then you know you've been a bad boy, Kid Dracula. And I think that means it's time you were punished."
Flomme felt eerily like a Belmont, whipping at a vampire.
Her goal at this point wasn't to tear him apart, as much as she wanted to. Flomme just needed the vampire sore and grounded, hurting enough that she could bring her axe down. Or perhaps, Flomme thought, eight axes... She giggled.
So I'm playing this Corruption of Champions game, and I don't see how it's hard. Once you get the sword, you're fine.
Also, some asshole fox tried to rob me and seduce me. I punched him in the face.
Mara's Reckoning [Archie v. Flomme]
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dukebathinandarchie:
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Mara's Reckoning [Archie v. Flomme]
See? What’d I tell you?
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See? What'd I tell you?
Flomme landed shakily in the Astral Plane, axe still in hand (unfortunately, its fiery companion was dispelled in the transition). She felt somewhat nauseous and her ears were ringing as she braced herself and cursed under her breath. If there was one thing she wasn't expecting that morning, it was to be forcibly sent to another plane of existence.
Heat Bon(d)s [Flomme, Froze, and Archie]
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"Honestly, you couldn't if you tried, kid."
Flomme couldn't figure out why Archie got under her skin. He was hardly the worst person she'd met, and it wasn't like he openly antagonized her or anything. Maybe it was the way he asserted himself as being better than well, everyone, or perhaps how he tried to outdo Flomme at her own game. An outside observer by the name of Jack Quinton might note how Flomme and Archie weren't all too different, but that frosty asshole isn't around and his thoughts can be safely ignored.
Either way, Flomme was irate, and with a snap she halted the vacuum. Fire was her domain, and she wouldn't let anyone dethrone her. With another snap of her fingers she returned her flames and more, draining Archie's and shaping it all into an axe, embedded in the pile of smoldering wood and cloth, bright and red and violent. Flomme stood before it, and spoke, keeping the flaming axe form stable.
"See, that's the thing about you Archie. You're all talk, all bark and no bite. You say so many things, make all these claims, but instead of standing your ground, you prod at people and run." Flomme looked to Froze.
"You might want to grab your stuff from inside and head home," she said.
Looking back to Archie's home, Flomme pointed her axe at the flames, which were quickly turning Archie's light show into something... about as imposing as Archie himself, and raised the weapon. She controlled the fiery axe with it, and after picking it up, swiped at the house, not hard enough to set it alight, but enough to leave an X-shaped scorch mark across it. Flomme stood her ground, flames roaring above her.
"My flame's not gone yet asshole! If you want me gone, you can come out here and move me yourself."
Heat Bon(d)s [Flomme, Froze, and Archie]
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This could only lead to disaster.
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This could only lead to disaster.
dukebathinandarchie replied to your post: dukebathinandarchie replied to your post:...
Fine by me, let’s go outside, all the timber you can possibly need is in the backyard.
As you wish.
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If you lose then you have to stay in the overworld for the next three days, no time in Hell whatsoever.
...Okay. Done deal.
But if you lose, you leave Froze be and I get that booze.
dukebathinandarchie replied to your post: dukebathinandarchie replied to your post:...
Heh, I have no interest in being in a bed with you, you’ll have to come up with something a little more pricey than that.
More pricey than committing necro-pedophilia that'd make me vomit later?
Like what?