Voicemails â That Night
{Voicemail One}: Hiiiii Mads... I'd like to order one pepperoni pizza please. No, it's definitely the pizza place Jake. Why would I be talking to Madison about ordering a pizza?
{Voicemail Two}: Hiii again, it's me again. Me Ryder. Sorry about that last message. I told Jake not to let me drunk call you and he saw me on my phone and I panicked. But he's gone to get drinks and I stole my phone back, like a ninja. Can't you imagine me making a great ninja? Is that a job I could have? It should be. Ninja Ryder. Anyway I just wanted to talk to you and hear your voice but you're asleep. Or ignoring my calls, but I'm hoping it's the asleep thing. That's way less depressing. Not that you should be sleeping alone. I'm sor... shit.
{Voicemail Three}: Sorry about that. I dropped my phone and cut you off trying to pick it up. Well cut your voice thing off. What's that called again? I don't even remember. I'm sorry in advance for these, I probably should have let Jake keep my phone without stealing it off him. Damn these ninja skills...
{Voicemail Four}: Fuck, I dropped my phone again. My ninja skills are letting me down. I'll stop leaving these soon but I just wanted to say that... no I don't have a light, sorry dude... Where was I? Oh yeah... I just wanted to say that I love you Madison McCarthy. I love you long time. You're the only girl I wanna be with, and I don't like fighting with you. I will m- no! Jake, it's not Madison. Wait, no, come on man. (scrambling noises before Jake's voice takes over) Hi Madison, it's Jake. I have no idea what Ryder's been saying but he's very sorry for disturbing you. He needs to go now, Ryder stop it, but he'll talk to you in the morning. Ryder, seriously. Okay really gotta go, bye McCarthy.












