Some bullshit

Fire/Nul, she/they 🏳️‍🌈, taxpayer, nerd, chronically online and chronically anxious. The handsome fella on my pfp is [insert laundry detergent brand]. I only use tumblr on mobile and at this point am too scared to try desktop.

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[thezenanna]

expedition 33 sapphic vampire au where Clea is a powerful ancient vampire, Lune is Clea's 500-year-old trusty right-hand, and Sciel is a human bartender who got insane game 🤭💖🩸

more french lesbians here

[rjcthmnt]

Tonight I'm Control yuri pilled with Jesse Faden and Emily Pope

[s-aint-elmo]

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

[s-aint-elmo]

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

[redactedshapes]

don't you fucking do this to me

[firepos]

No, no. They should continue doing this. Doing more even. We should hear them out

[firepos]

I apologise for the person I will become on Sep 24th

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[devinellekurtz]

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[saturatedspirit]

By putting Jesse in a Leon S. Kennedy jacket, a hair bun and work boots in the Control Resonant trailer, the developers are signaling to a specific group of fans:

[firepos]

Well attempt #3 finally covered the gaps leftover from glueing the parts together! It's far from perfect, but at this point I'm satisfied with it. Gotta put another coat or two of spray paint on the blade parts before doing detailing, it's much more fun than the sanding was for sure!

[firepos]

Passively losing my shit over the cosplay prop STILL HAVING THOSE FUCKING GROOVES from glueing the parts together. I've used three different fillers on it by now and they're still there (it's fine. I'll just put it away, order more putty and fix it. It's fine.)

ACTIVELY losing my shit over my graphics driver continuously throwing up an error message after I tried to update it yesterday. I'm going to gnaw off my own tibia.

[fael-draws]

Wizards kissing at the doorway.

Caleb, Essek, and their home with cats and a garden they worked really hard on live in by heart and make me feel soft feelings.

[cranberry-branflakes]

me (in barely any pain): ITS CANCER IM DYING

me (in severe pain): pfftt nahhh im fine thats just the old friend we go way back

[atanertheartist]

I really badly want to write a fanfic of my Shep backstory and post war but I’m illiterate in english so 🤷🏼‍♀️

[firepos]

I have so many good ideas for so many fandoms....but I would rather use a cheese grater on my hands than write them in the native language. No idea how native English speakers deal with the cringe xD

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[firepos]

I'd like to congratulate the Scielune nation on this milestone

[langouuuuu]

My brother... turned into... a seal...