strong

18. one direction. lord of the rings. criminal minds.

[nick-avallone]

i had 7 days to study for 1 test and i: didn’t

[earthdad]

someone: what do you want to be for Halloween?

me: loved and appreciated

[puppetwithapistol-deactivated20]

I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

i like. hate it when ppl are attracted to me or have crushes on me and don’t shoot their shot bc i’m really nice but really fucking oblivious :(… i’m that girl i need pointers… hints… a microsoft powerpoint

[socialistburrito]

You are witnessing the artwork of a vine

[icescrabblerjerky]

THIS IS HOW YOU USE A MEDIUM.

[vintica]

[dailymgg]

[choked]

[ruinedchildhood]

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

AU where nothing is changed but the Eye of Sauron is just one giant googly eye glued to the top of the tower

[thenoldorexile]

[5sos]

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

 He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total. They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

[youarethebloodinmyownveins]

I work at Chipotle and I know for a fact that this is bullshit lmao. The closest your total will be to that is $17.48. I know that for a fact because people always say how it’s only 10 cents off from 1738

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

Sigh It’s …it’s barely been 24 HOURS into day 1 of 2016 and bitches already out here wildin’. Why the hell do I have to lie about a fucking total? lmao let me drag you real quick bitch, it’s obvious you’ve never done cash and probably just a tortilla hoe. 

Also, maybe you didn’t know but.. it’s called “SALLLLESSS TAXXXX” and (hear me out on this) It’s different in EAAAAAACH STAAAAATE! Crazy right?? 

Anyways the flat sales tax rate on any tangible food item made for immediate consumption or “fast food” varies zip code to zip code but in the zip code of the chipotle I work at it is 10% Keep that in mind.

Now take a look at this:

These are chipotles flat prices for EVERY entree you want plus the standard sized drink you can get WITH your food, if you work at chipotle like you claim, you’d know that regardless of whether it’s a burrito, bowl, or taco, the total will be the same as above. 

Now let’s do some math:

A Chicken bowl + A Steak bowl + A Small drink = $15.80

15.80 + 10% = ….? 

Here are some screenshots of other people who have shared this experience.

You’re excused bitch. 

[pharaohoftheghetto]

Alex nooooooo

[whaticantremembernow]

First heavy clapback I’ve witnessed in 2016 and i honestly didn’t see it coming.

[volatilequeen]

Laaaawd that was cruial

[okayaqua]

savage

[12-am]

[egberts]

*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*

[konketsu]

dont care if i sound corny or cliche but to love and be loved back and not having to second guess where u stand in someones heart is such a warm and safe feeling & everyone should have the luxury and pleasure of having it always

[rivendellorbust]

I figure if I’m going to be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess

Aragorn, probably (via rivendellorbust)

[doll]

i think the worst feeling ever is when someone means more to you than you mean to them