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•You know but you don't•

[sixpenceee]

The endangered Mexican Alligator Lizard. 

[ohreallywilly]

You halfway through Dinner w/ parents when she says "Daddy can you pass the yams"...

Out of instinct you reach for it the same time her pops do…sooo now her dad looking at you like..

[ohreallywilly]

Meanwhile you looking back like…

[ohreallywilly]

Yo girl sitting there like..

[ohreallywilly]

& Her mom lowkey freak ass sitting there like…

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

Grandma be like

Grandpa be like

[leonegro-davinci]

The dog like

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

The cat like

[ohreallywilly]

The bird like..

[profitjah]

The Uncle under his breath like…..

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

Pastors wife be like

[blackboyjoy]

Ohmygawd 😂

[preciousluv35-deactivated201808]

Love it

[breastman31]

Big brother be like

[arivetingenigma]

I have to reblog this 😂 I just have to!

[queenkarrine]

😂😋😂

[mossyoakmaster]

Haha always

[wvgurl71]

This is hilarious 😂

[queenbitch1989]

This post made my day 😂😂😂

[allthickbooty1]

😂😂😂😂

[funny-thoughts]

We need a reality TV show that follows around flat earthers as they attempt to find the edge of our planet.

[us-the-teens-deactivated2014101]

[ewgrungy]

You better fucking reblog this guys

[matt-ew-deactivated20151207]

Damn straight… not really straight tho

[buzzfeedtasty]

Pesto Chicken-Stuffed Garlic Bread

Keep reading

[beautifulwomen8910]

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[r0zl]

YES YES EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS

[i-am-emerald-dust]

YES PLEASE

[honeydippedcreampuff]

If you see me say it , even if I’m wearing sandals

[seriouslyfunnygifs]

The opening scene of a cat horror movie

Seriously Funny GIfs

[gifsboom]

Come at me bro

(via  toddikus)

[visualechoess]

Shanghai by Rajnish Sharma

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[fireslug64]

true

[all1sees]

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

[qurioq]

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

[averagedopeydope]

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

[my-little-mod-blog]

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

[dutchster]

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

[aureliusquinn]

Reblob to save a life

[danisontnonfire]

just reblobbed

[annulet]

reblobbing to help those in need

[pkpaulshow]

[dangerbooze]

Bruh

[mimikyu-chwan]

Good lord

[fireslug64]

Im done

[fireslug64]

[xxxcartoonhentai]

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[just-shower-thoughts]

I trust my bank with my life and they don’t even trust me with a pen.