firstborn unicorn

Joanna | 19 | Poland

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

[flxwerharry-deactivated20190309]

Wow…,,,,,, you don’t like pop music??..,. Wow,… That really..,,,,,,.,, makes you so so very intelligent….. You are the elite individuals in our generation.,,,.,, you truly are unique.,,,,,

[reallyhardy]

keanu reeves playing with a mini sad keanu.

[studentlifeproblems]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i wanna slap dr phil’s bald fuckin head so hard that he deflates like a balloon

[poison-oleander-deactivated2020]

why?

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

poor impulse control

[daydreaming-of-puppiess]

[lockzinhas]

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[icare4uisgone-deactivated201707]

[gayrudeboys]

i watched this video 3 years ago

and seeing it again the lyrics are still ingrained in my mind

[ankle-beez]

[lastfm]

mickey mouse old as fuck someone put that rat in a nursing home

[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[fbi-agent-watching-you]

This is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

[oumaimas]

lately there have been too many days like in a row

[rodrickheffeley]

comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

[dappermouth]

last summer I saw a giant moth who had fallen into a water trough, and I gently lifted her out so she could dry her wings and fly away. This was an act of great foresight on my part, as I know that one day, when I am in grave danger and all hope is fading…she will appear, and remember me from long ago, and lift me out of the water trough that I have fallen into. I’m telling you, this moth was huge

[lindirs-gaze]

[esotericy]

Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder 1989

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[deacytits]

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING AND CRYING, OH MY GOD

[punkrockhippiefromthefourties]

One time I was so high that I got into bed and tried to put on my seatbelt