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Tony went stiff. ”Rogers has been missing for months,” he said coldly. ”He ran off looking for the Winter Soldier - apparently he thinks he can just give the guy a hug and cure him with the power of true bromance or something.” He didn’t know why he was even surprised - Howard always had wished Tony were more like Captain America. ”Sorry, you’re stuck with me. I know you’ve never liked that.”

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His gaze narrowed as he shook his head slowly. "If you are implying that I prefer Steve over my own son i'd kindly like to ask that you get your head out of your asss." shifting, he sighed. "This is not personal, this is business, and while I do love you I don't exactly trust you with confidential files. You have to admit, your track record isn't the best."

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Of course he just tried to brush Tony off - that was what he’d always done. Tony wasn’t going to let him off that easy, though. ”The facility Rogers and Romanoff found was under the original SHIELD offices,” he said. ”They looked abandoned, but this AI was still functioning in the basement. We’re gonna need a list of places like that - secret, apparently abandoned, but which might still contain things useful to HYDRA.” He continued to stand up straight, feet planted, arms crossed. I will be the immovable object and you are not an irresistible force. Not this time.

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Howard Narrowed his gaze when Tony continued to speak, jaw locking into place for a brief moment. Nodding slowly, he ran his tongue across his top teeth. "Okay, well then bring Rogers in here and i'll think about giving up such confidential information. I won't, however, give it to you. I'm not about to in trust those secrets to someone with your track record for screwing up." He gave a kind smile as if he hadn't just said anything wrong, body leaning back in his chair as he rested his hand flat against the desk.

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Teenagers need like 12 hours of sleep. That’s what all the books say anyway. 12. Uninterrupted. Blissful. Hours. Of. Sleep.

A memo that Howard Stark never got.

Tony had been up all night tinkering with his robot he nicknamed “DUM-E”, kinda like that Wall-E robot, except this one was about as smart as a pile of bricks, but Tony loved him anyway. It had to be around 4am, when the birds started chirping that Tony realized with a sinking feeling he needed to go to sleep. With a heavy yawn, he pushed all his tools back under his bed, turned DUM-E off for the night, and collapsed under the blankets, just stripping himself of a shirt before passing out.

Then, about 2 hours later, Howard came bursting into Tony’s room - without knocking of course - ripping the blinds open with an annoyingly awake voice:

“Rise and shine! The sun is up, therefore you should be too.”

Tony let out a deep groan, shielding his eyes from the bright sunlight. “You know the sun is technically always up.” he mumbled, clamping a pillow over his head.

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His son's protests had him turning around and pinning him with a look. "Explains why you never sleep. Now get up." It wasn't often that Howard was home in time to actually wake up his son, usually long gone at the office. So when he was here, he took every chance he got to really make his son hate him. Not on purpose of course, it was just how everything worked out in the end. He could tell that Tony hadn't gotten much sleep, the dark circles around his eyes a clear indication, but the senior Stark didn't have any sympathy for the younger man.

Walking over to the bed, he grabbed the pillow out of Tony's grip and tossed it to the other side of the mattress, arching an eyebrow as he looked down at the brunet still laying out. "It's not my fault you decided it would be a fantastic idea to stay up until go only knows when. I won't have you sleeping all day, so get up and come downstairsr breakfast." he turned to leave, pausing at the door to pin his son with a look. "And don't make me come back up here."

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"A little help would be nice," said Tony. He was watching his father’s body language very carefully, taking note of all the little tells that indicated tension - and how similar they were to his own. For his own part he was determined to remain self-controlled, not betray his own discomfort. ”Nobody knows the first few years of SHIELD as well as you. If there are more like Zola out there, you’ll know best where to look for them.” And that was the only reason he was here, Tony told himself, since finding his father’s name in the information Natasha had released to Wikileaks. No sentiment. Just business.

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He let out a small sigh, leaning against the desk. "You bring up a fair point, but let me just remind you that I was unable to recognize the corruption when it was actually happening. What makes you think I'll be able to be of use now?" arching an eyebrow slowly, he examined his son for a moment. He wasn't surprised that the first thing out of Tony's mouth upon arriving was about helping, not even a hello. He would be lying if he said he'd expected anything else. "I want to help, I do. I just don't see how I could."

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The smell of alcohol was strong, but she could tell by the look in his eyes that he wasn’t drunk. At least, not completely. The tension in the house lately could have been cut with a knife; her dad and grandfather constantly seemed to be at each other’s throats, especially now that Christmas was coming up. Alex looked him over before shaking her head. “No. I’m not much in the mood for it, and I’d much rather make sure either you or Daddy don’t burn down the tree.”

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Snorting, Howard shrugged and chewed on his lower lip. "I would never burn down the tree.. on purpose." smiling, he rested his elbow against the arm of his chair. "I find it sad that my granddaughter feels the need to babysit me and her father. You should be out with friends, not here watching me." sighing, he tilted his head to the side. "You talk to your father today?"

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Howard's brow was raised slightly as he watched his son, his hand rubbing at the back of his neck roughly to try and release some of the tension that was building there. He slowly rolled his shoulders, leaning back against the office chair. He could feel a small throb starting up behind his left eye, making him squint slightly as he tried to takin in a deep breath. "I swear son, you're going to be the death of me." snorting, he rested his elbows against the table in front of him, fingers curling together. "What exactly do you want from me?"

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The morning was new, sun coming through the many windows that lined the hallways. You'd think with people who hated morning so much there wouldn't be so many open damn windows, but the irony was what he lived for. Moving down the hall, he brushed his fingers through his hair, tongue wetting his lips as he made his way down to where his sons door still closed. Throwing it open, he moved inside and walked over to where the blinds were pulled shut, having no mercy as he slid them open and let the bright light spill into the otherwise extremely dark room. Turning back towards the bed, he grinned. "Rise and shine! The sun is up, therefore you should be too."

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The older Stark sat poised and irritated, back straight as he leaned back against the chair he was currently occupying. A small shot glass hung loosely from his grip, the pads of his fingers barely holding the small glass up. He had always hated the holidays back before he died, and now that he was an unwelcomed guest it was made that much worse. Letting a sigh slip from his lips, he downed the shot and set it down before he turned, coming face to face with his grandaughter. They had spent some decent amount of time together, and she didn't seem to totally hate him, but it didn't stop him from being wary. "Alex, what are you doing home? I would have thought you'd be out on a Friday night."

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"I don’t know what fondle means and I’ve never eaten a corn dog" Tony got his stuff and came back handing Howard his shoes he didn’t know how to tie. "Is fondling like fondue? Because it kind of sounds like it?"

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Howard quickly got changed into a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, taking Tony's shoes and sighing. "You've never had a corn dog? My god what does your mother feed you?" picking Tony up, he set him down on the edge of the bed, a soft laugh escaping his lips as he slipped the young boys shoes onto his small feet and began tying them. "Fondling can lead to fondue." giving his son an amused look, he finished off tying his shoes and brushed a hand through his sons hair. "I'll explain it when you're a little older."

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Howard watched Ariel for a moment, his mouth falling open just slightly before he realized what was going on. Closing his mouth, he shifted in his spot and rubbed at the back of his neck. "Ariel I --" Say it Howard, say it. I love you.. it was three easy words that would fix all their problems. If only he could just say it. But no matter how hard he tried, his mouth wouldn't form the words, his breath getting caught in his throat at the mere thought. "Ariel -- you shouldn't want to be with me. I don't understand --" looking down he sighed. His hand reached out for her, beckoning her closer. "Come here."

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