Douglas Richardson: Pilot Extraordinaire

First Officer of MJN Air. I have been called effortlessly charming and I was formerly Captain at England Air. Enjoy the flight.

[firstofficerdougy]

What would it take to get you know you better? - C

I would prefer to know you in person before making a decision on that matter. I'm too old fashioned for these internet relationships.

[firstofficerdougy]

Did the wee captain have an awkward phase?

You'll have to ask his mother.

[firstofficerdougy]

If I were a woman who wanted to pursuade you of something, do you think I could convince you of it?

As far as I know, you are an anonymous stranger at this point, so the bet is not in my favour.

[firstofficerdougy]

What's there to do in Fitton? Where's a good place to take a date?

There is a little Italian hole in the wall place on Brighton that is lovely. It is a bit small and dark but the food is impeccably prepared.

[firstofficerdougy]

When you were at Martin's mum's house, did you see any photos of Martin as a child? What did he look like?

He was a little thing then, and he has not grown much.

[firstofficerdougy]

Do you pay on the first date? How often do you expect the woman to pay?

I often insist on paying, if only as a matter of pride. Though if she truly insists, I can sometimes be persuaded.

[firstofficerdougy]

Hullo Douglas! I found a series of citrus fruits in the cabin. Is this a new version of The Travelling Lemon?

No, they are for our trip to Winnipeg next weekend. They don't often get fresh fruit at this time of year.

[firstofficerdougy]

bombsarenotallowedontheaeroplane replied to your post: Favorite thing about Arthur?

You’re just brilliant with words, Douglas!

Yes that is one of my main talents, though they are quite plentiful.

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Oh hello there. I'm not about to waste a snazzy welcome on you, unless its Burling day of course.

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noonelikesthesunset replied to your post: If Martin needed help getting aftersun lotion in a hard to reach place, would your dexterous digits be at the ready?

Oh, gee, glad I can be of entertainment to you, Douglas.

It is one of your best qualities, Martin. You are, as I've said to Arthur many times, a master

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Thank you and welcome aboard MJN Air. We are befuddled and confused that you would choose to fly with us today but please do enjoy the flight.

[livchenka]

Because I enjoy crews that bring the excitement back into flying, even when they do too much so.

[firstofficerdougy]

Anything to keep the flight entertaining.

[firstofficerdougy]

Favorite thing about Arthur?

His admiration of my particular skills.

[firstofficerdougy]

When your wife was pregnant, did you hope you were going to have a boy?

I love my daughter very much and would not want her to be anything else.

[firstofficerdougy]

If Martin needed help getting aftersun lotion in a hard to reach place, would your dexterous digits be at the ready?

And miss the chance to watch him struggle with it on his own? Where would my amusement be?

[firstofficerdougy]

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Thank you and welcome aboard MJN Air. We are befuddled and confused that you would choose to fly with us today but please do enjoy the flight.

[firstofficerdougy]

Douglas, I just read reports of your fishbelly English complexion. So sorry to hear! But what about all your warm climate flights? Do you need someone to help you get the after-sun lotion to those hard to reach places?

I think I can manage quite well enough on my own, thank you.

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Does that mean you sewed em into your togs because you ARE a great bleedin poofter? Haw! No, no, there were plenty of things said in the lounge about how they finally took you down. Didn't know who to believe, or who to trust.

And I think I prefer to keep it that why. What better way to go that with a flash of mystery? As far as the silks, there is hardly anything that makes one a poofter in enjoying the touch of a fine silk. Softer than the flesh of a woman.