First Unreal Poop

Rants and Stuff here...

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If you care for a chicken, you are literally a chicken tender

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my stress stresses me out to the point where i’m too stressed to deal with my stress

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There should be a “friendly horn” in cars that makes a little chirp or something to thank other drivers.

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I wish we could dream with others, so it would be like multiplayer dreaming.

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Accidentally biting the inside of your cheek not only hurts, the wound makes it easier to accidentally bite again.

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If someone told me how 2016 would turn out before 2016, I would’ve laughed in their face.

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Halloween is the only time of year when you can walk into any establishment and say the cobwebs are a nice touch.

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Netflix needs a binge mode option to disable the beginning credits of a series.

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Punishing students who skip school with suspension doesn’t make sense

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iWhen I leave a store without buying anything, I feel like everyone thinks I stole something, does this only happens to me?

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LOL has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.

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[thomas-sanders-with-vine]

I Tend to Get Clingy 💁

[wilkstress]

ME WHEN I FINALLY MAKE A FRIEND.

[weloveshortvideos]

[leha314-deactivated20190122]

Omg

[coolhandofagirl]

what can’t she do

[ecto1magines-blog]

i wish i had my shit together like this

[mishasminions]

HI SUPERNATURAL, YES I HAVE A QUESTION

WHAT THE HELL IS THE CAMP CHITAQUA PHOTO FROM 5x04 ‘THE END’

DOING IN JOHN’S JOURNAL IN 12x02 ‘MAMMA MIA’

DOES THIS ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING? LIKE IS THERE A REALITY WHERE THIS VERSION OF 2014 EXISTS? HOW IS THIS PHOTO EVEN TANGIBLE THAT DEAN MANAGED TO BRING IT BACK HOME? OR DID YOU GUYS GET LAZY WITH THE PHOTOSHOP AND STORYTELLING AGAIN AND THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH REUSING A PHOTO YOU ASSUMED WE WOULDN’T REMEMBER

I MEAN, IF THIS IS YOUR WAY OF SUPPOSEDLY SHOWING MARY THE WAY BOBBY LIVED, YOU REALLY FUCKED UP THAT PART ABOUT CAS AND HIS 2014 SCRUFF AND ALSO THE PART WHERE IT’S ACTUALLY FROM A TIMELINE THAT SUPPOSEDLY NEVER EXISTED

SO WHICH IS IT, SUPERNATURAL? HMMM?

[firstunrealpoop]

I thought someone just broke into my house. Turns out I never shut the door properly and the wind blew it open. Or so I hope...

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So my parents haven't been getting along the best recently. And this is a convo I had with my step dad before dinner: Dad: I made burgers but your mom wants something else Me: sounds like you and the burger are having relationship issues Dad: right now I'm having relationship issues with everything Me: ain't the the truth *walks away*

[firstunrealpoop]

Slowly sailing away My heart and yours are bound to break For the longest time we haven't been the same Maybe one day we will stay in the same lake Right now we do not have the same art, Because now we are drifting apart.