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The fact that this was posted by Taika himself on his Instagram account makes this 189x funnier
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This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that this was posted by Taika himself on his Instagram account makes this 189x funnier
I support Venezuela’s liberation.
I support Guaido, if it means the freedom of Venezuelans.
Down with Maduro and his sickening men who run over protestors with multi-ton armored cars
VENEZUELANS ARE RISING TO KICK MADURO’S ASS OUT TODAY
HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Something good might be happening right now in Venezuela!!!
Leopoldo Lopez is out of political prison after 5 years and with Guaido. There’s talks of a military coup(ironic since that’s how our OG dictator tried to first grab power in 1992 before doing it the “democratic” way in 1998 lol). I hope this is the beggining of the end of real. I need Venezuela to be finally free.
Allied armed forces during the confrontation between groups affected by Nicolas Maduro in the city of Caracas. These allied forces are identified with a band of blue color.
My fav thing about Tumblr CommunistsTM
When they try to cry “Coup!” Every time someone doesn’t slightly agree with Maduro and his government, but completely ignore the fact that Chavez attempted a coup back in 1992 and failed.
Quoting @fan-mari in the replies,
"Remember, to them, an ideology is greater than the actual freedom of the people."
If you support Nicolás Maduro you are trash
Protesters and National Guard defectors stand guard together in Caracas, during the ongoing Venezuelan protests of the 30th of April 2019.
Tumblr CommunistsTM: Maduro’s government is democratic.
Maduro: **Takes CNN in spanish and english, BBC, NTN24, National Geographic (for a while), MTV (for a while) out of air. Blocks the access to several news outlets on the internet**
Tumblr CommunistsTM: Still democratic.
Maduro: **Sends National Guard, National Police, FAES and SEBIN effectives to suppress madifestations against him (even when protests are a right underr Venezuela’s constitution). Also, convoques colectivos**
Tumblr CommunistsTM: Is all a lie, he is a democratic leader.
Maduro: **Has national tv under his control so people can’t even know what is happening in their own country if not via twitter**
Tumblr CommunistsTM: Venezuela is a perfectly democratic state.
Venezuelans: Alright, then. Don’t bother listening to us
Anyway if you’re from the US and you ever wanted to know what tumblr feels like from a non-USAmerican perspective (please note that the rest of the world is not a monolith either and none of these apply without exception):
Everybody’s talking about brands and stores you’ve never seen in real life. You generally assume they exist, but they might as well be one giant prank the rest of the internet is in on.
You find a post that just sounds wrong. It makes no sense. It’s like OP lives in a weird alternate reality. 9/10 times, it’s just some USAmerican Thing.
You’re still not entirely sure how much an inch is. Or a foot. Or even how many of the former there are in the latter. You maybe know your height in feet and inches.
You have no idea how much a pound is. You’d also like to know how the fuck pound shortens to lbs.
What the fuck is “military time”
Somebody talks about some legal process or something similar. They don’t mention which country’s legal system this pertains to. You know anyway.
People talk about politics. None of it pertains to you. Many posts contain guilt tripping. “How can you not care about this?? Why won’t you reblog this?? People need to know this about x candidate for y position!” You’re busy trying to stay on top of the political landscape in your own country.
You pick up some random slang from the internet. Monkey see monkey do. You’re called racist. You didn’t know it was AAVE. You learnt it from black letters on white background, not from the mouths of people whose faces you could see. How would you have known? You try to unlearn it.
People tell you that you must publicly denounce Chick-fil-A or you’re homophobic. You don’t even know what a Chick-fil-A is.
People say you don’t know LGBTQ+ history. What they mean is you don’t know USAmerican LGBTQ+ history. Nobody cares about your country’s history.
You’re “called out” on using an “offensive” term. It’s (a direct translation of) a completely harmless word where you live.
People expect you to have an idea of how far apart 2 USAmerican states are. You barely know geography past your country’s immediate neighbors.
You randomly switch between British and American spellings. Nothing’s real and there are no rules.
People talk about multiple hour car rides and you get twitchy just thinking about it. You suddenly understand why USAmerican cars are so big.
Somebody talks about school shooting drills. You only ever had fire alarm drills.
You see a cool statistic. The study’s only about the US. It’s unfortunately of no use to you.
People misuse/misspell words and names from your native language. It’s tiring.
(You feel sorry for the French. Nobody should be allowed to mangle the word déjà vu like that.)
You’re still not over the fact that USAmerican school children are supposed to say that pledge thing every morning. You’re never getting over that.
You still don’t know why the men are fresh or what the fuck a sophomore is.
Who the fuck pays up first and then fills up gas??? That’s made up, right??
Everybody has a weird obsession with some comfort food you’d never even heard of before you signed up here.
Fellow non-USAmericans, please add anything else you can think of.
Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”
Me: “ok”
Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”
“im not a gamer” ok but try this
Norwegian prisons are nicer than my apartment.
holy shit dude
I was really shocked by this and dubious, so I decided to read further. There’s a great article about this here: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35813470 As it turns out, this is more like a halfway house. Prisoners usually begin their term in a prison more like one we’d typically recognize - bars on the windows, locked in their cells. But the emphasis there is on successful reintegration into society. As their sentence progresses, with good behavior, they can move into a facility more like this, where their freedoms are still restricted, but they can do things like network with people outside of prison, search for employment, cook and clean and look after themselves, and begin making plans for their reintegration into society. As a result, Norway has one of the lowest rates of recidisvism. 20% as opposed to America’s 76%. It seems like a shocking idea to us because of where and how we live, but apparently, Norwegians are addressing the real problem. When you take people who can’t function well in society, and then…help them do that?…they….do. Without the crime-ing.
Turns out treating people like human beings makes them more likely to act like human beings….
But won’t that incentivize some people to go back there since they get treated so well and get a nice room versus the streets?
If you read the post above, it says Norway’s recidivism rate - that is, the rate of released criminals who go on to be arrested again - is 20% versus 76% in the United States, so for the most part, no.
Isn’t that white-lined black cross on a red field flag a Nazi flag? Are we going to talk about how wonderful it is a Nazi gets a nice halfway house?
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