First World Swing Dance Problems

Real "problems" from real dancers.

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Le sigh.  Happy Friday, everyone.

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First World Swing Dance Problems Manifesto

Welcome everyone!  We here at "First World Swing Dance Problems" have written up a tiny manifesto of what qualifies your swing dance problem as a first world swing dance problem.

Here are the questions you need to ask yourself:

Does it emphasize how amazingly awesome your dance “life” is?

Example: I’m at Herrang!

Is it so amazing that we (normal swing dance folk) might just want to strangle you?

Example: I’m at Herrang for 4 weeks!

But there’s still a “problem,” and you have to complain about it.

Example: Oh man, I’m at Herrang for 4 weeks, but I just came up with the perfect costume idea for the 1 week I’m not going to be here…

Now you’re in “first world swing dance problem” territory.  The manifesto has its own page if ever you or your fellow dance friends need to refer to it.  We look forward to sharing and hearing about all your first world swing dance problems.

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James Van Der Beek is a secret lindy hopper.

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When you shout, "One more set!" at the band after they play their last song... and they decide to play another set!

But you have wake up early the next morning to drive to another dance event.

These are our problems.  They are first world swing dancer problems.