Winter Night Dreams

White lips, Pale face, Breathing in snowflakes Just watching how the frost lays.

[fiscal-conservatives-blog]

Prepare for the Snackening. #poison

[fiscal-conservatives-blog]

Adam: GO GO GADGET BUMBLEBEE *throws Lemons* YEAAAAHH Marko: AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT *flails everywhere* KAIJU'S ARE MY TRIGGER. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT *screeches* Adam: .. mother.. #nerds #SuperSmahBrosWiiU #WiiU #Megaman #Samus

[fiscal-conservatives-blog]

Come on in and join me for a while! Https://picarto.tv/FrezzurBrnedIguana

[fiscal-conservatives-blog]

That moment you try to sing to yourself in order to feel better but hear the quiver in your own voice and just break down crying.

[weloveshortvideos]

“Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him”

[stability]

[bogleech]

What if Steven Universe ultimately ends with a detective finally showing up and arresting all the gems for robbing all those cookie cat bars in episode 1

[definian-moving-deactivated2017]

didnt pearl say she paid for them?

[bogleech]

pearl is a space bird made of clam mucus what does she know about money she probably means she performed a threatening territorial dance at the cashier and left some dead bugs

[jalathas]

I mean, she’s also been on earth for the entire evolution of human economic systems, so…

[bogleech]

hey I have too but I still learned the hard way that you can’t buy food with drawings of cool snakes

[abomasnow]

Blowjob? or handjob?

full time job with health care benefits

[stevonnie-archive]

me: i should go to bed early

me at 4 am: 

[thecommonchick]

SHE SAID “GHOST OPEN YOUR MOUTH” AND DID OMG 😳😳

[intensional]

[chingizhobbes]

[fiscal-conservatives-blog]

Schrodinger’s cat.. because I’m not sure if it was alive or dead for a moment

[fiscal-conservatives-blog]

Me: okay brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience

My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate,

[memewhore]

[psych2go]

If you like these posts, follow @psych2go.

[bff2sweet]

do u ever get like water hungry…

[post-punk-princess-deactivated2]

Thirsty?

[bff2sweet]

water hungry

[httpkitsune]

The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day