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virginiaisforhaters

Nadine Abdel-Taif, 10, whose home in Palestine was destroyed by Israeli bombing

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Palestinian solidarity. Always. End the apartheid, free Palestine.

theallandthemoreofit-deactivate

Just my two cents, but if you want to watch “Happiest Season” (the KStew lesbian romcom on Hulu), and you’re not straight, I would highly recommend reading some reviews first. Or have someone watch it for you so they can tell you about it. Because like, I want there to be so many views of it because obvs it matters, but also you know how the trailers for The Family Stone made you think it was this adorbs romcom and it turned out to be super fucking depressing? This is that but with toxic relationships and a lot of repression that people shouldn’t have to deal with and everyone is going to bring their own experience into things, but for me, a lot of this is really hard to watch and I just don’t want anyone else to deal with anything more difficult than this year already is.

So yeah, just like, spoil yourself so you know if you should boost the views by actually watching it, or playing it on mute while you’re in the other room.

cupcakeslam23

Here’s a write up about this at Buzzfeed (written by a lesbian woman):

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/shannonkeating/kristen-stewart-lesbian-rom-com-hulu-happiest-season

warning there are major spoilers for the movie plot and the ending

theallandthemoreofit-deactivate

Ok yep, this is exactly the type of article I wish I’d read before watching.

p1013

Sharing for my LGBT followers who might think this is something they want to watch.

dailytomlinson

CALL IN AND GET YOUR VOTE TO COUNT!

jaylor

CHECK YOUR BALLOT STATUS!

go-big-or-go-homo-soi-went-homo

Check if you are in nevada CHECK AND QUESTION BIDEN ONLY NEEDS THAT STATE

violetfaust

Make sure your ballot was counted wherever you are! (Nevada, Georgia, PA, and Florida are all important but wherever you live you deserve to have your vote counted.)

butiknewyou

btw y’all’s takes that are like “the south has the worst education so that’s why they’re red” are both classist and racist and y’all’s takes about not caring next year when texas and florida are hard hit by hurricanes are genuinely disgusting because the same minorities who suffer the most from voter suppression will suffer the most from those natural disasters. decades of voter suppression are the reason for results you don’t like. and unless you put in the effort this election cycle to combat that by volunteering in our states you don’t get to say a word because tens of thousands of us did everything we could to mobilize people while some of you thought tweeting was activism.

nicosdisangelic

New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.

cootiekid

Victories to celebrate.

rocktheholygrail

jenroses

it’s not a slur, it’s just an outdated and useless concept which tends to be used as a bludgeon or a pedestal, and both are harmful.

lesbian-vegeta

Copying this because some people need to read it again

it’s not a slur, it’s just an outdated and useless concept which tends to be used as a bludgeon or a pedestal, and both are harmful.

beardaxemcbreadhobnob

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

beardaxemcbreadhobnob

decadence….

astoundingbeyondbelief

The Lego Movie (2014), dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller

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90sold

Empire Strikes Back (1980).

skotothalamos

When you’re told to evacuate because the Galactic Empire just took over your city, you only have time to grab the essentials.

bloodravyn

God, this guy is one of my favorite ridiculous EU characters along with Elan Sleazebaggano.

He was basically just a random extra with an ice cream maker, but they gave him an entire in-depth backstory about how he was a member of the Rebellion and that ice cream maker contained a lot of vital data and basically he single-handedly saved the Rebellion that day.

No really.

radetzkymarch

He has an action figure, of course, as does his ice cream maker computer datacore.

soundsnotstr8

Fuck.

zoomwitch

the star wars eu is a wild fucking ride

persisting

“After the Rebels’ victory, Hood decided to take it easy.” with a daily supply of fresh ice cream i guess

laivaaja-deactivated20250302

Epic legends.

snips-starkiller-stormpilot

Every Star Wars Celebration has the Run of the Willrow Hoods. Dozens of fans cosplay as Willrow and run through the con with their ice cream makers.

tryfag

^ Please tell me there’s video footage of this. Do people wait for the stampede and see if they can press one of the On switches without getting gored?

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sprinklesofsunshine

this is the greatest thing ever

freifraufischer

That’s … a ride.

pinkipie100

Star Wars extra: *runs by with an ice cream maker*

Star Wars fandom:

the-last-crusade

it showed up in The Mandalorian too

swindle94

When Jon Favreau cares about something. He REALLY cares.

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I wish rich people went back to keeping artists as pets. Like when you’re wealthy enough you pick a cool weirdo to do regular commissions for you, and if you really want to flex on your peers, you’ve got several.

And you visit them every once in a while like “hello, I’ve paid for your rent and your tools, have you worked on that commission giant oil painting of me getting sucked off by my political opponent, who is unfortunately still the mayor of this town, like I requested?”

And your favourite feral art person looks up - mouth full of gravel and completely surrounded by art-related trash like “no, but I designed a helicopter.”

And you’re like “that’s fucking lit, the mayor doesn’t have a helicopter. Please carry on as you have.”