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If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks youāre beautiful
Thor, looking at one of my thighs: This leg, I like it!
Me: *crosses my other leg over top*
Thor: *gasps* ANOTHER
whats-a-leonard-nimoy:
āI got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note.
So I called her, and I said, āHey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.ā I said, āIām doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.ā
I saw her ā boy, Iām telling you, I couldnāt believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously she wasnāt going to the right people.
I said to her, āIām doing a convention two weeks from now in St. Louis.ā And two weeks from then, in somewhere else, you know? She also came to New York - she was able to afford to got to these places. That went on for two or three years, maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her.
And then all of the sudden ā nothing. I didnāt hear anything. I had no idea what had happened to her because I never really saved her address.
Eight years later, I get a letter saying, āI do want to thank you so much for what you did for me, because I just got my Masterās degree in electronic engineering.ā
Thatāsā¦to me, the best thing Iāve ever done in my life.
I cry every time.
The look on his face in the last one. He is just glowing he is so proud.
You never know how you can help someone.
reblogged this at warp 10ā¦wow
This will always get reblogged.
me: oh yeah iāll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point
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iām so sorry for being a customer, i want Ā to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i canĀ
if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack
Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: ātryingā each other for piracy. The āaccusedā would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all.
As we all suspected, pirates are theater nerds.
Half of being a pirate was theater. Blackbeard supposedly lit smokey things on fire in his beard so his head would look demonic and people would freak out and give him their stuff
today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me āiāve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. iām really non confrontational and i donāt know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.ā and i was like, āwell, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuffā and she gave me this really weird look and was like āi said divorceĀ not horseā oh my godā¦
classic material
who is she?
why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto
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So in love with the rain
Consistency is harder when no one is clapping for you. You must clap for yourself during those times, you should always be your biggest fan.
One of the secrets about living in the PNW is that it may be raining in the city, but at the same time itās dry as a bone under the forest canopy.
Hereās an idea: when someone says āI am not personally comfortable with your use of this slur based on my personal experienceā itās not an opportunity to flex ur debate skills