bald headed bastard

[fitsinatra]

hello! This is a heavily cannon divergent QSMP rp blog run by @t4thideduo

asks are open!

i am gods weakest roleplayer, but this project is all in good fun! please respect everyone involved

while you are free and perhaps encouraged to rp an oc, i will not respond to anyone rping qsmp members.. if you wish to join this rp, you can ask any of us for an invite! but please note none of us can guarantee you will be accepted. sorry and or congratulations in advance

More info under the cut!

Character Info 🔱

trans. he is a trans man. you can rip this hc from my cold, dead, twitching hands

alligator hybrid, has a big ass tail

has glasses but he breaks them like a sport. usually uses contacts instead

yk like boy scouts who have sashes with patches they collect.. thats fit but all the patches represent the eggs

also has a bracelet with charms of all his friends (hardcore heart, a gear, pacman & creeper etc etc…)

text is in orange! because im deathly allergic to using regular text!!!!!

Tag Guide 📖

character tag: #on mute

reblogs: #visiting friends

asks: #huevitos

mod speak: #modsinatra

Other Characters 🌟

cucurucho: @bear-bimbo / #furry fuck

philza: @anarchist-bird-dad / #babygirl ;)

BBH: @theislandsbestcaretaker / #bad

foolish: @kingof-capybaras / #foolish

mariana: @realwhorewifeofqsmp / #bigboy

slimecicle: @goopingandgunking / #slime

elQuackity: @federationsweakestsoldier / #quackity?

quackity: @[TBA] / #TBA

jaiden: @bluebirdanimations / #jaiden

chayanne: @sunshineswarrior / #chayanne!

tallulah: @amapola-dreams / #beautiful baby girl

tilín: @lastresleches / #tilín

flippa: @babywitha-gun / #jaunaflippa

flippa.?: @b4byw1th4-gvn / #TBA

Otherer Characters 💫

otto: @garden-of-silence

prisma: @ranibow-sprimnkle

scarf: @happylittlehelper

jester: @eggy-jester

[goopingandgunking]

[Slimecicle was Slain by ElMariana]

Charlie gasped awake, immediately sitting up from his head. He put a hand towards his neck, still feeling Mariana teeth around it..

“..What the fuck?”

[fitsinatra]

fit sends a quick ‘L’ in chat and goes back to. worrying about tallulah idk

[goopingandgunking]

Charlie sends back a very nice little ‘KYS <3’ back.. and then contemplates his gayness levels. Yeah.

[goopingandgunking]

[Slimecicle was Slain by ElMariana]

Charlie gasped awake, immediately sitting up from his head. He put a hand towards his neck, still feeling Mariana teeth around it..

“..What the fuck?”

[fitsinatra]

fit sends a quick ‘L’ in chat and goes back to. worrying about tallulah idk

[fitsinatra]

There's the sound of another warp and then..

"TALLULAH'S HERE?!"

In comes Philza, with ruffled feathers and clearly having just waken up from a nap.

-@anarchist-bird-dad

he pretends he didn’t jump a little

“yeah- she’s right here” he says, moving out the way to show @amapola-dreams

“tallulah.. this is phil.. do you remember him?”

[amapola-dreams]

Tallulah looks between Fit and Phil, her eyes squinted. Things before the big dark room are... still rather blurry.

She eventually shakes her head.

[anarchist-bird-dad]

"Ah.. you don't remember? Hm.. well.. this might be a small issue but! I'm sure we could get your memory going again."

Phil sighs softly and takes a deep breath, lightly taming his ruffled feathers.

[fitsinatra]

he only briefly looks at phil, clearly too worried to keep his eyes off the egg

“you can worry about that later okay? why don’t you get washed up”

[amapola-dreams]

Maybe a bath would do her some good. Maybe she could claw at her cracks and scratch at her would to scrub it clean of all memory of touch.

She finished up the avocado toast and licked the remains from her fingers before standing up.

[anarchist-bird-dad]

Phil smiles softly and chuckles a bit as he watches Tallulah get up before getting a bit lost in thought. There's obvious relief in his eyes, happy to see Tallulah back, but there's also obvious worry about her.

[fitsinatra]

fit smiles as well, stepping back at bit

“i’ll lead you to my bathroom” he glances at phil

“i know i just called you here but.. you should probably go talk to chayanne?”

[anarchist-bird-dad]

"Yeah, I'll go get to Chayanne, hehe.. we'll talk later, Fit, alright?"

Phil takes a deep breath to try to calm his internal worries. He turns to head back to the Waystone. He waves goodbye with a gentle smile.

[fitsinatra]

he waves back and looks back to tallulah

“it’s just over this way”

[amapola-dreams]

She follows, admittedly rather hesitantly.

[fitsinatra]

There's the sound of another warp and then..

"TALLULAH'S HERE?!"

In comes Philza, with ruffled feathers and clearly having just waken up from a nap.

-@anarchist-bird-dad

he pretends he didn’t jump a little

“yeah- she’s right here” he says, moving out the way to show @amapola-dreams

“tallulah.. this is phil.. do you remember him?”

[amapola-dreams]

Tallulah looks between Fit and Phil, her eyes squinted. Things before the big dark room are... still rather blurry.

She eventually shakes her head.

[anarchist-bird-dad]

"Ah.. you don't remember? Hm.. well.. this might be a small issue but! I'm sure we could get your memory going again."

Phil sighs softly and takes a deep breath, lightly taming his ruffled feathers.

[fitsinatra]

he only briefly looks at phil, clearly too worried to keep his eyes off the egg

“you can worry about that later okay? why don’t you get washed up”

[amapola-dreams]

Maybe a bath would do her some good. Maybe she could claw at her cracks and scratch at her would to scrub it clean of all memory of touch.

She finished up the avocado toast and licked the remains from her fingers before standing up.

[anarchist-bird-dad]

Phil smiles softly and chuckles a bit as he watches Tallulah get up before getting a bit lost in thought. There's obvious relief in his eyes, happy to see Tallulah back, but there's also obvious worry about her.

[fitsinatra]

fit smiles as well, stepping back at bit

“i’ll lead you to my bathroom” he glances at phil

“i know i just called you here but.. you should probably go talk to chayanne?”

[anarchist-bird-dad]

"Yeah, I'll go get to Chayanne, hehe.. we'll talk later, Fit, alright?"

Phil takes a deep breath to try to calm his internal worries. He turns to head back to the Waystone. He waves goodbye with a gentle smile.

[fitsinatra]

he waves back and looks back to tallulah

“it’s just over this way”

[fitsinatra]

There's the sound of another warp and then..

"TALLULAH'S HERE?!"

In comes Philza, with ruffled feathers and clearly having just waken up from a nap.

-@anarchist-bird-dad

he pretends he didn’t jump a little

“yeah- she’s right here” he says, moving out the way to show @amapola-dreams

“tallulah.. this is phil.. do you remember him?”

[amapola-dreams]

Tallulah looks between Fit and Phil, her eyes squinted. Things before the big dark room are... still rather blurry.

She eventually shakes her head.

[anarchist-bird-dad]

"Ah.. you don't remember? Hm.. well.. this might be a small issue but! I'm sure we could get your memory going again."

Phil sighs softly and takes a deep breath, lightly taming his ruffled feathers.

[fitsinatra]

he only briefly looks at phil, clearly too worried to keep his eyes off the egg

“you can worry about that later okay? why don’t you get washed up”

[amapola-dreams]

Maybe a bath would do her some good. Maybe she could claw at her cracks and scratch at her would to scrub it clean of all memory of touch.

She finished up the avocado toast and licked the remains from her fingers before standing up.

[anarchist-bird-dad]

Phil smiles softly and chuckles a bit as he watches Tallulah get up before getting a bit lost in thought. There's obvious relief in his eyes, happy to see Tallulah back, but there's also obvious worry about her.

[fitsinatra]

fit smiles as well, stepping back at bit

“i’ll lead you to my bathroom” he glances at phil

“i know i just called you here but.. you should probably go talk to chayanne?”

[fitsinatra]

There's the sound of another warp and then..

"TALLULAH'S HERE?!"

In comes Philza, with ruffled feathers and clearly having just waken up from a nap.

-@anarchist-bird-dad

he pretends he didn’t jump a little

“yeah- she’s right here” he says, moving out the way to show @amapola-dreams

“tallulah.. this is phil.. do you remember him?”

[amapola-dreams]

Tallulah looks between Fit and Phil, her eyes squinted. Things before the big dark room are... still rather blurry.

She eventually shakes her head.

[anarchist-bird-dad]

"Ah.. you don't remember? Hm.. well.. this might be a small issue but! I'm sure we could get your memory going again."

Phil sighs softly and takes a deep breath, lightly taming his ruffled feathers.

[fitsinatra]

he only briefly looks at phil, clearly too worried to keep his eyes off the egg

“you can worry about that later okay? why don’t you get washed up”

[fitsinatra]

There's the sound of another warp and then..

"TALLULAH'S HERE?!"

In comes Philza, with ruffled feathers and clearly having just waken up from a nap.

-@anarchist-bird-dad

he pretends he didn’t jump a little

“yeah- she’s right here” he says, moving out the way to show @amapola-dreams

“tallulah.. this is phil.. do you remember him?”

[fitsinatra]

*Vwoop!*

There's something outside the door: a very tired little egg.

-@amapola-dreams

fit hears the sound of warping and goes to investigate. upon seeing the egg, he quickly rushes over

“tallulah?!???”

[amapola-dreams]

The egg seems dazed and confused. In the light, she looks fairly pale and thin, squinting to see whoever it was in front of her.

"Where,,, hhmgh-- where am I...?"

[fitsinatra]

he sends a frantic message to @anarchist-bird-dad but quickly refocuses

“where have you been?? are you hurt?? wait take this-“ he hands her copious amounts of avocado toast

[amapola-dreams]

She settles herself on the floor as the dull ache in her legs finally registers in her mind, quietly gnawing on the toast. It tastes... familiar, almost. A little nag in the back of her head tells her she knows this taste from somewhere.

"The scary bear kept me in a big, dark room..."

[fitsinatra]

he crouches down to better check for injuries

“it’s okay, you’re with me now.. the scary bear is gone”

[fitsinatra]

hey man ….. kys

wjat did i do :(

[fitsinatra]

*Vwoop!*

There's something outside the door: a very tired little egg.

-@amapola-dreams

fit hears the sound of warping and goes to investigate. upon seeing the egg, he quickly rushes over

“tallulah?!???”

[amapola-dreams]

The egg seems dazed and confused. In the light, she looks fairly pale and thin, squinting to see whoever it was in front of her.

"Where,,, hhmgh-- where am I...?"

[fitsinatra]

he sends a frantic message to @anarchist-bird-dad but quickly refocuses

“where have you been?? are you hurt?? wait take this-“ he hands her copious amounts of avocado toast

[fitsinatra]

*Vwoop!*

There's something outside the door: a very tired little egg.

-@amapola-dreams

fit hears the sound of warping and goes to investigate. upon seeing the egg, he quickly rushes over

“tallulah?!???”

[fitsinatra]

she has her legs still!

w- okay. thats. good

[fitsinatra]

50 posts! thats kinda embarrassing

[fitsinatra]

she keeps asking about her papa???? the drawing she made doesn't describe ANYONE on the island at all. unless you know someone with green and brown hair and brown glasses

brown and green hair?? thats. weird.. but that doesnt matter right now! is she hurt?

[fitsinatra]

tallulah. someone finally managed to yell loud enough to wake her.

he has a mildly delayed response

“tallulah??! is she okay???”

[fitsinatra]

she's awake.

whos awake..?