Feral Five Gang

he eat bug and have the rabie this is purely a place for me to shitpost, rabie pride five lovingly made by @knifecatklaus 19

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Which series has the best soundtrack music and why The Umbrella Academy ?

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omg guys have you seen the actor who’s been announced to play adult five!

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Enough with the theories about the cockroaches on Klaus’s S3 poster. Those are just snacks he’s saving for Five 🙄

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hey girlies n others post ur hot takes below let’s imagine all bugs survived the apocalypse what do you think fives favourites (to eat) would be :)

i’m placing my bets on beetles and mealworms

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Five, deciding to follow the strange man taking photos of him when he landed in the 60s: hey, i’m here selling

Elliot:

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The Umbrella Academy AU where everything is the same except Five can only honk like the untitled goose when he talks

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The Umbrella Academy AU where everything is the same but Five honks like the goose from untitled goose game every time he spacial jumps

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Kachow!

Inspired by this post by @feralnumberfive

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seeing @five-eats-bugs rise from the dead

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i ask you to imagine five hargreeves, broke, bloody, bruised, damned to hell with nothing to lose five hargreeves meeting the sparrows and screaming fuck no and just going ham on them. biting and kicking and screeching. someone gets their ankle torn out with his teeth. the entire season is now them going to therapy.

five: *full of rabies, bugs and rage*

the sparrows: 👁👁

five: *teleports and starts biting, his teeth are his last weapon*

the sparrows:

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five: *tired, ready for a nap, full of bugs and rage*

the random strangers in his family home: who are these assholes?

five:

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pt 2 TUA AU where everything is the same but five honks like the goose from the untitled goose game when he talks

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tua announcing a new release date: 22nd of june :)

me, coming back from the dead:

the rest of the fandom remembering me starting the rise of the five eats bugs HCs and ruining the tag for a solid week straight:

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The sparrow academy: *trained for years waiting for the umbrellas to show up, are efficient and actually function as one whole team*

Five who has had the worst two weeks of his life, only showered once, running of spite and covered in blood and looks about 12: *starts teleporting around, shows up behind them with a glass vase ready to cause hell *

The sparrows:

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yes please be active as long as it's no trouble I miss your blog so much!!!!!!!

omg hello, im gonna try i promise!

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idk if you remember me but i'm nightingalestakeflight / nightingale231 !!! and i love this blog

dkcwbefhwi HI! its been so long since ive gotten an ask how are you doing? I havent been been very active recently but im gonna start posting more!