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#whoa what's all this?? where did these come from??#not really happy with the formatting and cropping of these cause TUA has funky framing that changes throughout the seasons but oh well #also pushing my aroace five agenda 🫡#also sorry if any of these are repeats of other ones people have made (please let me know if I accidentally made a replicate!)#tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua memes #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #number five #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #lila pitts #gene thibedeau #reginald hargreeves

How I feel having to wear another goddamn holter monitor for 15 days because there may still be something wrong with my heart

#I'm also allergic to adhesive so it's itching now and by the time I'm done wearing it I'm going to have a really bad rash on my chest #I wore one for 7 days two months ago and that alone left a bad rash for about a week. 15 days will be fantastic for my skin 👍#I've already filled out my first 25 spot journal in 2 days and have filled out 10 spots in my 2nd one so that's not really a good sign lol #my cardiologist told me not to worry and instead let her do the worrying so that was nice to hear #but it's also hard not to worry about the most important organ in your body y'know #anyways how are you guys doing

The Culver's barn in Beaver Dam just got destroyed 😔

#one of the highlights of my annual trip to Oshkosh is seeing it 💔

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Happy Pride Month specifically to the "I Don't Dance" scene in HSM 2

#to avoid this I recommend not having a heart attack #actually I recommend not living in the US #this is just my hospital bill from staying for three days btw. I have a lot more from other care I received for my heart attack lol #live laugh love

If I had a nickel for every time I've had a heart attack, I'd have one. Which isn't a lot (like at all), but it's odd that I even have one

#let alone a relatively healthy 24 y.o. woman who did not see it coming at all and became a medical anomaly in the hospital 🔪🫀🔫#lol heyyy how's it going everyone 👋#I've been off tumblr for a few months & it has been so fantastic for my mental health & overall well being (I guess besides my heart lmao)#still not going to abandon this account but for the time being I'll probably stay on the quiet side for a bit longer #but I highly recommend getting off tumblr for at least month

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what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

#light blue. forest green but really any green. black. it's a white blanket with kitties on it. dark gray with stickers

Oh Wisconsin, how I love you

#wisco you're my second favorite state. or at least my second favorite Midwest state ❤️#this was my first time being in downtown Madison and I absolutely loved it and would love to come back #also ignore the bus lol but hey it kinda adds a city charm #wisconsin #midwest

*guy comes up to me at work today*

Him: "Are you Kyle?"

Me: "No."

Him: "...Are you Corey?"

Me: "No, I'm *says my name, a girl name*."

Him: "Oh, I'm sorry." *walks away*

#if I got a dollar raise for every time someone misgendered me at work (which I just started a month ago) I'd be $4-5 richer #tbh I die a little on the inside whenever someone misgenders me because it hurts. but at the same time? I can understand because-#I'm pretty androgynous appearing especially when I have a sweatshirt on that presses my chest flat. Still hurts a little though #despite that though I kind of found this interaction funny so that's why I shared it lol. The guy who asked me this had disco ball earrings-#hanging from his ears so that was fun. I've also met this guy before too lmao

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Trump shared a racist video depicting the Obamas as apes on his Truth Social platform. It was disgusting and abhorrent, and sadly not at all surprising. We must not become numb to his racism — it drives much of the cruelty and chaos this regime is inflicting on the entire country.

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quoting the prev tagline:

#it got everyone to stop talking about Epstein and Minnesota for a day#that's how bad things are over there now#the us president's racism is the least of their problems#he's causing so much chaos and trying to exhaust people so they stop trying to fight back#or they focus on the wrong thing#every day it's something else with trump. it's easy to lose sight of the bigger picture

February 8th is National Iowa Day. I may have a love-hate relationship with this state, but I will forever and always be proud to be an Iowan

#I cherish the beautiful views this state gives me despite what everyone says otherwise #the Midwest is a beautiful place and is taken for granted with the views it provides. sure some parts aren't as pretty as the others-#but have you ever driven across the great plains with thunderheads rolling high above? or have you seen the waves of corn in the summertime-#blowing in the wind like an emerald ocean? or have you been to the driftless area with rolling hills?#iowa #midwest

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Guys im the last person that gets a social security number sorry😔

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FUCKKK

#that reminds me of the time my aviation mechanic instructor was demonstrating a maintenance logbook entry for my class #and in maintenance logbook entries you sign off with your mechanic number-but up until a certain point your mechanic number was your SSN #so he used his actual SSN instead of a fake one because he's so used to using his SSN. and so we told him-#''hey we're going to steal your identity now'' and he was just like ''ope uh please don't do that''

The inside of my nose is like Christmas

#aka red and green #I've had a shit ton of sinus issues due to long covid from August. I still have to wait until mid March before I can get checked out :/#I've had a few sinus infections (2 different antibiotics didn't help) and deep congestion issues for months now #so I've had gross mucus and blood in my nose for a bit now. sorry if tmi I'm just suffering lol

iamonlyhereforthefreefood

Which of these evil American airports is your mortal enemy?

LAX (Los Angeles)

DFW (Dallas-Fort Worth)

ORD (Chicago O'Hare)

EWR (Newark)

DEN (Denver)

LGA (New York City - La Guardia)

ATL (Atlanta)

CLT (Charlotte NC)

MIA (Miami)

"Hey you forgot about... (insert name)!" (Add in Comments)

Voting ended onFeb 13

#well I've only flown out of two from the bunch. I'd say Newark was the worst. O'Hare has a special place in my heart and it was a good-#experience. Reagan was probably the worst out of the 5 airports I've flown out of. SeaTac has been the best

didyoumeanxianity

Your friendly Black History Month reminder that Black Jews are JEWS.

Born Jews, Jews by choice, Orthodox, Conservative, Reform, Ashkenazic, Sephardic, Mizrahi, Israeli, diaspora…they are an integral part of all of our communities and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

We still have work to do as a community to uplift Jewish POC, particularly Black Jews, but to my Black Jewish friends out there know that I see you and I will keep trying to do the work.

Happy Black History Month. ❤️

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during Black History Month please remember that Black Jews also do face antisemtisim. we go through the hardships of being Jewish. do not assume we are any less Jewish because of our Blackness

thank you

-sincerely a Black Jew

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Shoutout to this article that was posted during the outage

#oh I just thought it was my internet

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