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ytnonsense

some of the many faces of danisnotonfire

urbanrealism

Ain't nothing wrong with chubby stomachs.

domesticbanting-deactivated2018

about ‘daniel and depression’

dailyhowell

dspressed

Fuck this. Fuck this post so much Do not tell me your best friend would not sit at your lunch table for three fucking days just staring blankly at your old seat wishing that you were there to fill the space with laughter.

Do not tell me your younger brother would not break down in the middle of class because you guys started talking about your favorite type of subject in school.

Do not tell me your mother would not stare into the mirror with trembling lips wishing she could be bringing you home from the hospital rather than having to escort you away in a casket to the nearest graveyard.

Do not tell me your father would not begin working the night shifts to distract himself of the silence at home because you’re not up until the ungodly hours of the night talking to what’s-his/her-face on the phone because you guys are so in love.

Do not tell me your boyfriend/girlfriend would not go into your room and put on the last hoodie you wore trying to desperately imprint your scent onto their skin so they never forget your smell.

Do not tell me your friends would not stare blankly at the gymnasium wall after the principal has announced your death to the entire school making no sound trying to convince themselves this is just another one of your impractical jokes.

Do NOT fucking TELL ME this bullshit line of how the stars would still appear the sun would still come out the earth would still rotate and the seasons will still change because without YOU you lil beautiful piece of human being none of these people will want ANY of that to happen

dspressed

This is the second time I’ve had to fucking repost this because tumblr has deleted the picture. But I will never stop reposting

peacefulredemption-deactivated2

this honestly needs more notes, keep on reblogging this guys.

maralie-deactivated20211111

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

sarkopterygia

#ppl are gonna write their dissertations on this shit (x)

// @antlered-kitten

lemonadesoda

This reminds me of the time when I was on vacation with my family and we were hiking, and after using a rest stop, the conversation turned to the grossness of outhouses and port-a-potties, and I said that if I ever got splashback from a port-a-potty, “my soul would depart my body.” My parents found that hilarious, and my dad commented that my generation can be so clever with words bc he would only think to say something like “It would be disgusting” which doesn’t convey the sentiment nearly as well as “my soul would depart my body.”

starcunning

Adjacent but relevant is Tia Baheri’s “Your Ability to Can Even: A Defense of Internet Linguistics”

guayabaprince

I find this so intriguing because it opens up so many possibilities for future writers to connect with their readers.

sabertoothwalrus

unmute

laughterkey

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE

disgustinganimals

this is not a moshing song

sandandglass

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

lukcskywalkcrs

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

fivenightsatphan

This is spectacular

danjelhcwell

don’t let your dreams be dreams kids

pr1nceshawn

What You Say About Mental Illness vs What You Actually Mean.

jaimelaurenhill

💯

fivenightsatphan

@ EVERYBODY AT MY SCHOOL FINALLY A POST HAS SAID IT

robbstark-archive-deactivated20

shout out to people on tumblr with no squads or group chats with weird names or people who just don’t get messages. the internet is a strange place i hope you can all still enjoy yourselves & if not u are not alone!

robbstark-archive-deactivated20

and you know what, shout out to people who don’t have any good friends irl either. i know it seems lonely right now but it won’t be forever there is a friend out there for you! i believe in you!