starcunning

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[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[asofteredge]

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

[wolfderolfe]

i had a vision last night that absolutely ruined me. a bra, but it’s overalls. denim with the straps you have to tie and everything. but it’s a bra!

[wolfderolfe]

overbralls

[everythingisstardust]

I’m horrified that she’s actually considering it

[mctreeleth]

I mean, of course I would be considering it, having dumb sewing ideas is basically 90% of my personality.

…oh wait no I went one further than considering it I did do it…

I ended up not going with the front fly closure, in part because the shortest opened ended metal zipper I could get was 40cm long and also TWELVE DOLLARS(!) but also because I got annoyed with trying to work out the equivalent of a waistband for the bust curve - this one has a button closure at the centre back but I think next time I would go to the effort of sewing a proper bra hook-and-eye closure because it is a bit hard to wrangle on and off.

(If you want one of your own, the pattern for mine was once McCalls M7937 before I re-did it to my personal preferences and to be a bikini top rather than an outerwear top, but view B is pretty much this except slightly longer and with straps that are, you know, not overalls.)

[definitlynotafiredemon]

Jra for your joobies

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[free-my-girl-tourney]

Fandom Misogyny Victim Tournament

Round Two, Bracket 2

Elwing (The Silmarillion) vs. Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)

Elwing

Rose Tyler

Voting ended onJul 13

Propaganda below the cut:

Elwing:

She has been the centre of impressively rancid discourse about whether she was a terrible mother because she [checks notes] tried killed herself during a battle with people who were definitely planning to kill her and quite probably planning to kill her kids.

Near apocalypse survivor, and one of the people responsible for averting the apocalypse. Chose to be an elf when given the choice between being a human or an elf. There's all sorts of interesting ways you can analyse her place in the politics of late Beleriand when you are not arguing about whether she's the worst mother ever.

Rose Tyler:

People really hate her idk why so im assuming misogyny

Shes a normal poor shop girl from uk and shes adventurous and beautiful and kind and falls in love and saves the world and whats not to love about her shes just a human girl and shes also the most special girl in the entire universe

[jetix]

2026-05-30

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[lilkakow]

Sand particles hitting helicopterblades cause a halo of sparks

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[batrachised]

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

[cryptotheism]

I'm starting to understand richii mahjong so basically I'm fucked forever

[tanyao]

[hungwy]

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

[max1461]

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

[fipindustries]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Do you want to deal with customers all day or do you want to dive deep into the ocean and perform dangerous repairs. Do you want to deal with school administrators and too many students or do you want to shake hands with the worst men youve ever met and be complicit in the destruction of the environment. Do you want to get naked in front of the internet for anyone to see or do you travel with an airline and be unable to settle down. And most importantly Do you wanna party

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[neurotoxinsonline]

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[therealgenm]