Built To Rant About Fandom, Cursed To Sit Quietly

Some random nerd he/they let me drift into the void

[yamada-ryo]

honestly one of the all time tweets of all time tbh

[pukicho]

Welcome to the gang. I'll give you your new gang name. Baby Beebo. That's your new gang name. We work hard but we play harder.

[pukicho]

what? why? :(

[dogpuppy]

[pukicho]

I drank a shitload of honey last night and slept for 12 hours

[pukicho]

Stop calling me bear

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[mothgirlballs]

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

[theygender]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[shithowdy]

found this cool branch in the woods. i want to mount it but i need to make sure it's clean before i nail it anywhere.

[gumi-megpoidd]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Here’s the thing. Refusing to accept a compliment can be mildly insulting to the person you’re refusing the compliment from.

It’s like you don’t believe them or don’t respect their opinion basically.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I know, I also have self esteem so low that accepting a compliment feels physically painful but basically calling the person who’s complimenting you a liar doesn’t help anybody including yourself.

[intercal]

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

[aspirationalbrand]

amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this website gets me

[stonelions]

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[pukicho]

Tumblr, I might’ve already done that

[bgm05]