CEO of CycMags (don't shoot)

♀ | cis | she/her | asexual/aromantic | choleric | ♐ | 26 | ADHD | anti (aka a normal person) | no TERFs | no aphobes Plague doctors+plaguecore/AVP/Vocaloid/Evillious Chronicles/Transformers/Ben 10/Horror/Useless facts ACE EXCLUSIONISTS, ANTI-ANTIS/PROSHIPPERS, AND HAZBIN/HELLUVA BOSS STANS DO NOT TOUCH MY ART OR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A STICK

[scarlettaagni]

The Sleeping King

“The spell can only be broken with a lock.” “...What? Isn’t a spell itself a lock that can only be broken with a key?” "So the riddle is—what kind of lock is also a key?” “...I think I have the answer, miss / Is the lock that’s also a key... a kiss?” “... A liplock..."

Part of an AU I have yet to formally introduce but I’ve been holding onto these since two autumns ago. Ultra Magnus will have an opportunity to save Cyclonus’ life in turn via a display of love some other time...

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[wormworker]

kids these days will never understand what we went through in the 90s. clinton. crazy christian fanatics. no one showing up to eulogize their dead loved ones in the funeral homes. rat man worshipping cults in the sewers. having to mail order raatma music. having to walk 50 miles in the snow to go to the raatma store. absolutely insane raatma prices. hail raatma.

[normalwomansstuff-deactivated20]

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[doggiewoggiez]

Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[mik-mania]

im so fucking stubborn

[invader-bean]

michael what the fuck.

[mik-mania]

no its one of my fancy pencils :)

the end cap comes off :)

[mik-mania]

oh lard

[mik-mania]

my son he is sick he has every disease

[mik-mania]

we are nearing peak deviancy

[mik-mania]

happy back-to-school day

[mik-mania]

im so clever that its sickening

[mik-mania]

if i breathe wrong i'll lose him

[mik-mania]

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

[mik-mania]

at what point does this stop being a pencil

[leahelizabeth89]

Tags via @mik-mania

[ricesinspo]

how to develop oc

give them random or nonsensical personality trait or opinion

ask yourself why

think about it too much

congratulations! they now have a tragic backstory

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[doctormagikarp]

Using my free Blaze to show everyone my Khajiit Questgiver Son (RIP)

[possessable]

also one of my favorite possession things is when whatever possession force is not capable of being contained safely within a mortal body and its vessel starts deteriorating or breaking down as a result. when blood vessels burst in their eyes or their nose starts bleeding or rotten spots bloom across their skin or any other signs of stress eating away at their vessel show up it's like OOH YAY

bonus points if the possessing force is completely unfazed by their deteriorating vessel and doesn't even acknowledge it (whether or not the damage is affecting their ability to operate the body). also bonus points also if they use it to purposefully intimidate or scare the vessel's loved ones. well also bonus points if the possessing force is displeased by the deterioration and dislike the side effects because it makes them unable to inhabit a vessel for long periods of time. bonus points for all of it. it's all great. 5 stars

[obsoleet37]

Get stroobed

[plaguedocboi]

I just gave my snails a strawberry and all i could think was “get stroobed”

Get stroobed

[pristineblades]

i think a lot of the people who say that warning posts are useless drama-starters that only exist to further harass marginalized/vulnerable people would have more plausible deniability if those type of posts didnt spring up literally every single time a black user pointed out that a white user is racist

[pristineblades]

and also if the Black user didn't proceed to get racist harassment from the white users followers for pointing out said racism

[pristineblades]

Black tumblr user: this user is racist, here is proof, and i would prefer it if those who willingly interact with this person after knowing this to keep their distance from me

dashboard for the next 4 days: when you make a callout post for someone you have murdered them. it is the same thing. it is the exact same thing as taking a life. you have killed them forever and you have blood on your hands.

[anistarrose]

realizing a headcanon of yours happens to make an element of canon even more heartbreaking when you hadn't even considered it from that angle previously

[ID from alt: emoji rubbing their hands together and grinning evilly. End ID.]

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[singularscissor]

thought these parts of the profile were also funny

[gasolineweirdo]

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

[hometoursandotherstuff]