↪ 𝑯𝑶𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹 . ( a collection of sentence starters from S4 of syfy’s wynonna earp . adjust phrasing as necessary . )
still not looking at your ass .
a first - aid kit , yeah … that’s something we should have , right ?
what kind of psychopath doesn’t use a pen ?
come voluntarily or you’ll be taken by force .
is that why you’ve been so moody and unpredictable ?
absorbent is as absorbent does .
it’s nice to see a familiar face .
i need to find [ name ] .
when i find [ name ] , i am gonna torture her .
[ name ] , i need you to come with me .
i don’t even get where you’re going .
you PROMISED you’d be honest .
let me have a sip of thinking juice , here .
what aren’t you telling me ?
so you also lied to me about NOT lying ??
i need to atone for my recent history .
we’ve all done bad things to each other .
you’re being forgetful . or kind .
next time someone has to risk their lives , YOU’RE IT !
i would do literally anything to keep her safe .
sometimes life is a real backpack of balls .
i am so serious , shut your mouth .
if you die , i’ll kill you !
don’t you know how dangerous this is ?
listen , we can help each other , alright ?
is everything a sex joke to you ?
who’s a girl gotta screw around here to get a gun ?
that sounds kinda lesbian .
[ name ] , how could you ?
i’ll show you how it’s done .
you’re stronger than i expected .
i told you , i’m leaving .
[ name ] , what the hell ?!
something here is pretty off .
we’ll think a little better with some fire in our bellies .
say your piece , [ name ] .
it’s just so good to be home .
i thought i’d be safe in here .
the only place scarier than in here , is out there .
i didn’t mean it like that . not at all .
please don’t say you’re sorry anymore . you don’t need to be .
vacation’s over , assholes !
please tell me everyone’s okay , [ name ] .
what really happened to [ name ] ?
i know i let everyone down .
i hope that means there’s no hard feelings .
as you all know , i excel at having opinions .
i wish i knew what we were up against .
home - brewed mold juice will NOT defeat pure evil !
at first i thought it was irrelevant , but then i figured it out .
what does a [ last name ] know about keeping their word ?
there’s been enough crime today .
[ name ] , what’s going on ?
that would get my slacks off in a second .
please don’t get off on the wrong foot .
i know every curve . every sigh . every taste .
yeah , i guess i forgot .
i can’t wait for the rest of our lives to unfold .
sorry , i’m just . i’m so distracted .
thanks for taking care of my friend .
i feel like i can handle it .
baby , i’m sorry nobody’s here .
you’re sorry we’re alone in the house ?
i’m merely here to conduct business .
everyone knows you’re [ name’s ] man .
stand down , big boy . all it is to me is interesting .
i’m sexy , i’m cute , i found it in a boot .
sometimes i feel like you’re keeping me a secret .
even if your family sucks , you don’t .
crush ? don’t say that , okay - not here .
there’s easier ways to say you feel different .
can we go ? now ? like , right now ?
rule number one , we do not work for the enemy !
you’re better than this .
what do you want me to do ?
you wanna see childish ? how about this ?
i know you … and you know me .
what the hell is this place ?
it’s high time we leave this place .
what did you do ?! idiot , what did you do ?!
all i have is my people .
you may be dumbstruck but you’re not an idiot .
what are you doing sleeping with a pistol under your pillow ?
it’s my bedroom , i’ll ask the questions .
i’ve been keeping watch .
we don’t talk about that anymore .
oh my god , don’t ever do that to me again !
say hello to my little friend …
in the future , if you wanna hurt me - just say please .
give me one good reason why i shouldn’t pluck your eyes out like grapes … then steal these shades .
i knew you could handle yourself .
demons can’t hold their liquor .
you are a welcome sight for these sore eyes .
it’s so good to be home … and in your arms .
extreme makeover , homo edition ? kill the drill .
speaking of the team , has anyone seen [ name ] since this morning ?
all that matters is he’s safe .
we all did what we had to do to survive .
i can’t wait anymore . it’s been over a year .
i will do anything to get her back .
[ name ] , it’s all coming back to me . i did something terrible .
sweetie , it’s okay – just … spit it out .
any man that would shoot another man in the back doesn’t deserve to be known or remembered .
you miss it , don’t you ?
the rules were simpler , then .
i don’t have the luxury of getting old and forgetting all the things i’ve done .
i’d like to know the plan before i celebrate it .
they don’t deserve death , they deserve to be destroyed .
you look like you need an ambulance .
so we’re dealing with what , some kind of hex ?
we need to focus on a cure .
wise words from a leader of tomorrow .
oh , great – you’ve heard of me .
you listen to me , goddammit .
everyone still needs me to keep them safe .
this thing between you and i isn’t over until i say it’s over .
how am i supposed to live a normal life ? why the fuck would i want to ?
just once i’d like for someone to come in with flowers .
i don’t pick sides . i’m in it for myself , does that sound familiar ?
it’s a compliment . it’s how we’ve both managed to survive .
noble men do not have the luxury of being neutral in times of war .
i like taking care of you . i’d be happy to do it for the rest of our lives .
you did something terrible . but you being you , how terrible could it be ?
i come bearing apology beer .
do you wanna hear my sob story ?
i did manage to get my hands on this stupid thing .
hide your kids , hide your wives , ‘cause we are storming the fucking castle .
can you not do that right now , during my rousing speech ?
don’t jump to plan c before we’ve even tried plan a .
wait , wait – are you sure about this ?
no , no – GAH , I’M GONNA KILL YOU !
i shouldn’t have given up , cause that’s what i did . i gave up .
i let everyone down , but today i’m gonna change that .
hey , i know how this looks .. but i’m asking you to TRUST me .
