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Is there anything better than pussy? Yes! A really good book.

:)

is this the new way of plugging your book?

You’re the one who calls me Porg so really, it’s your fault.

Please tell me why Porg toys are showing up on my dashboard. @fivexstarlord it must be because of you.

I can neither confirm nor deny.

Toys-R-Us is closing all stores :(

*slides $20 to wwe* listen listen…asuka/charlotte…wrestlemania 34…main event…

You know what else is going to happen Wrestlemania weekend?

El Gargano vs Ciampa in an unsanctioned match?

Good morning everyone! Happy Sunday funday.

Almost as good as mine.

You guys didn’t miss me /too much/ right?

@fivexstarlord

#ThankYouNXT

“The best thing about memories ... is making them.”

All of you talking about how her promo was awkward, yet complain about your scripted promos.

I’d love to talk about it if I knew what had me feeling this way. I dunno. I’m sorry.

I know, I’m sorry. I’ve been in a weird mood lately. It’s nothing with you, I promise.

@fivexstarlord are you mad at me?

Why would I be mad at you?

Weird how a heel got cheered so much.