traitor-traynor:
“I’m working out because it’s good for the body, and just so happens to be associated with a game that my family adores. The fact that we lost is a result of South Shore pumping themselves with so many steroids they forget where they go to school and wander onto our campus. Lacrosse isn’t a real sport. It’s wanna be soccer with a hint of oh no don’t touch me! I have a stick. I’m a senior. This is my last season and we wont be losing again.”
“Okay, but lacrosse is a real sport or else it wouldn’t be apart of the NCAA. Look, you can’t blame the South Shore’s steroids. That’s not football and you know it, Mr. High Horse. Why so hostile?”


















