[apas-95]

Yaoi Has Been Proven Scientifically

[ashbur-deactivated20250915]

[actualmermaid]

[clubpenguinkiller]

prog rock fans are always like "lol..you think listening to billie eilish and grimes makes you a rabid feral sewer queen? if you listened to king crimson your head would melt" As if they would last one day in the mind of a vocaloid fan

[nonknowledge3-deactivated202309]

we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get

[grecoromanyaoi]

me about a man who isn't real: they don't make men like this anymore

[aflo]

why are you, as a man, showing up early for work?

[grimeclown]

“Rise and grind?” What are you grinding on? Cock?

[aflo]

early bird gets the "worm?"

[grimeclown]

Maybe a little too eager to please your manager… hoping for something more?

[aflo]

ohh... you're a hustler, eh?

[0v9]

what do you even need all that money for? to take men on dates?

[volcanodumpbox]

“just thought i’d come in early” come in what? another man?

[autisticswag-deactivated2021111]

we need a yaoi themed met gala.

[valtsv]

everyone is too busy on their phones these days to earn the undying loyalty of a misunderstood beast by treating it with compassion and respect instead of fear

[omegaverse]

I didn’t sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

[omegaverse]

[toukos-moved-blog]

[funnytwittertweets]

[autisticswag-deactivated2021111]

we need a yaoi themed met gala.

[getosboobies]

look what cherry just told me?????

[planetsano]

adam: did you think I’d ever release you from your collar? you’re my dog my forever.

tadashi: 🥺 right! 🥰❤️

me watching:

[amygdalae]

best part of drinking a monstered energy is absorbing the dragon shout from the front of the can

[alderaan-babe]

This had such good meme potential I couldn’t resist

[sluttynurse]

true crime is becoming to girls what ww2 is to boys

[yakultic]

relevant twitter meme