i am invinicible

tessa ruger. twenty-four. youtuber, lover of music festivals, small fluffy animals, and fashion.

[fktessa-blog]

Honestly, Gotham fucks me up pretty bad.

[downworlderhq-deactivated201603]

   “sorry– sorry to interrupt but has anyone seen my camera?”

[fktessa-blog]

“sorry, no i haven’t. what’s it look like? i can help you look for it.”

[meribd-blog]

❛ – i’m just saying that if he sends me a picture of his genitals again i’m going to set that shit on fire. sick of fuck boys. ❜

[fktessa-blog]

“okays like... fuckboys like that make me wanna burn their home down. i ain’t wanna see no junk around here. like, if i were running for president my campagin slogan would literally be burn fuckboys to the ground.”

[httpfinn-blog]

     ‘your hips are lovely, what are you talking about,’ vivian shook her head as she retrieved the clothes from her back. ‘no, no, nothing like pants. it’s actually a leather jacket. here, you can just slip it on over the shirt you are already wearing.’ she handed the black cloth with a small smile, then awaited to see how it looked on an actual person.

[fktessa-blog]

“well, yeah. but they’re also a massive pain in the ass to dress them,” tessa said with a bright grin. her eyes light up at the leather jacket, a bit excited to pull it on. “any chance i can keep this,” she asked as she ran her fingers along the leather. “this is a bomb ass jacket. i totally need to keep you on retainer so i can look awesome at all times.”

[fvkteddy]

“hey that’s no fair, you can’t laugh at my expense, i was dying for some ice cream and now my dreams have been dashed and now i am not only ice creamless but dreamless – what is the rest of this time going to come too ?? but since you offered so nicely, yeah i’d love some, please.”

[fktessa-blog]

“i almost always laugh at someone’s pain. but if it feels any better, i definitely felt guilty for laughing at your pain. and hey, ice cream. it’s without a doubt, the best way to bond with anyone.”

[fktessa-blog]

so i was stalkin the OG tessa ruger blog (the one i no longer have access to rip) and i forgot how fuckin obnoxious she originally was. like ego mania galore, delusions of grander, a skank, and a drunk. the only difference between that tessa and this one is that this tessa doesn’t have white house dreams and she’s bi rather than outright gay and she’s not as charitable

[mattymarino-blog]

“ shit you’re so right well the truth is that i’m just really not into those pixar movies. i know. i know. i’m heartless and i know that this is going to affect how you see me a person but please be open minded. “

[fktessa-blog]

“oh my gosh. oh my god. you are literally cramping the style. like, how can you be so heartless as to hate pixar movies. i can’t believe it. i gotta put up a horrified, over the top video where i sob for an hour over how you are not into pixar movies.”

[thecoffeeshoprp-deactivated2016]

“That actually sounds gross. Unless they’re Hitchcock movies. Then I guess they shall do”

[fktessa-blog]

“It’s totally a delicious kind of smoothie. It’s my favorite kind of drink. Hitchock movies are incredible, though! I love them.”

[thecoffeeshoprp-deactivated2016]

“You’re gonna drink the movies, too?”

[fktessa-blog]

“But of course. I’m going to get a blender, blend the movies into a drinkable smoothie, and drink the movies. Delicious.”

[fktessa-blog]

jfcremy:

“Shouldn’t you want to change their mind about you, so there wouldn’t be some terrible rumors later on?”

“I think once people decide who you are, you’re not gonna change their mind. So I mean, I could just keep going with what’s fun for me. I mostly started up my channel to have fun and that’s what I’m gonna do with it. No point in changing how I act for people who can’t appreciate it.”

[ivydunne]

“Are you afraid that some people might think you’re actually a bit crazy?”

[fktessa-blog]

“Eh. People will think what they wanna think. If they think I’m crazy, then that’s what they think. I know who I am.”

[ivydunne]

“I don’t think that will work. How good are you with acting? I still think you’d end up getting caught. It still isn’t a smart move.”

[fktessa-blog]

“I mean, at least fifty percent of my over the top, dramatic acting on the videos are taken relatively seriously. So I guess even when I’m acting, people think I’m like that for real. So... decent.”

[ivydunne]

“Yes. But you also might get arrested because of the drugs and the illegal-ness of it. You might want to keep that to yourself and not upload it on YouTube. I wouldn’t recommend it.. but I’m also not your agent, so.”

[fktessa-blog]

“I can always just claim I was acting! Like, drop acid and then put in the description ‘everything you see here is so fake’ even if it’s not. Right?”

[ivydunne]

“If you do that, I’ll just get back at you. I don’t know if that would be the best idea. I mean – I haven’t personally tried acid, but it doesn’t even sound like it would be a fun trip. I’d stay away from it. But, if you do it, make sure to record yourself. It would be interesting to watch.”

[fktessa-blog]

“Noted. I’ll be on my best behavior. Hey, if it’s interesting I should put it up on my YouTube channel then. ‘Tessa Drops Acid For The First Time’ - totally catchy like the flu, right?”

[ivydunne]

“Mmm, don’t get that far ahead of yourself, ma’am. I’m still not fond of the roommate thing, don’t make me hate it. I’d go with the Disney or the 80s movies. Did you at least grab your favorite movie? It would be terrible for anyone to leave home without their favorite one.”

[fktessa-blog]

“I could easily make you hate it but I’ll play nice, I guess. Of course I grabbed my favorite movie. I made sure to grab Alice In Wonderland. I like watching it drunk off my ass. Though it’s my ultimate goal to watch it on acid. Haven’t got the guts to go out and buy acid.”

[mattymarino-blog]

“Are you sure you can handle the truth?”

[fktessa-blog]

“What do you think I’m all about? Totally the truth tellin kind of person. I can so handle the truth.”

[ivydunne]

“You’re amazing, just so you know and hopefully I won’t have to repeat it. If you mention the vodka you can’t just drink it all by yourself… you can hand it to me and all will be well. I’ll gladly hang out with you and depending on the movies you have, I’ll either pretend I’m interested in them, or… maybe I’ll actually enjoy them. What do you have?”

[fktessa-blog]

“I am pretty amazing. Like, everyone who rooms with me should be grateful I’m rooming with them. Ah, excellent. I got myself a drinkin partner! Well, I’ve got all the Iron Movies, like... five Disney films, a few 80s cult classics, and a random assortment of films. Not sure. I just grabbed them at random off my parent’s shelf when packing.”