look professor can we REALLY know that they didn't say these thi

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Jackson: On a scale of one to ten, how much sass are you going to give me today?

Hill: Are you--are you serious?

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at little round top

chamberlain: men.... fix bayonets

20th maine soldier: you gotta be dunkin my donuts

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Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.

Union General George B. McClellan

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I mean, trees? Everywhere trees? What the hell is this place?

Anonymous New York soldier, setting up camp shortly before the Battle of the Wilderness

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union high command meeting

Sherman: Hey, if some hillbilly comes up to me, I'm gonna lash him in the face - that's all.

McClellan: No, General. They are always armed to the teeth. They will hogtie us and hang us out on the front lawn or burn us on a cross!

Grant: You're right, man. You got to be careful. You know, anytime you find out, like, some dude's got a crazy torture basement or something, it's someone from the South. It always is.

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Everybody's dying, bitch. Let's get you some fruit.

Dr. Hunter McGuire

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Sherman, to the mayor of Atlanta: (monotone) Honey, you've got a big storm coming.

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The Beastie Boys fought and possibly died for my right to party, so...

George Pickett, West Point freshman

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Thoughts? You wanna give that shit a rest. You’ve been thinking thoughts your whole life and look where that got you.

George Pickett

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Grant, meeting his subordinates for the first time: Uh, excuse me. Who's in charge here?

Meade: Well, usually that's whoever yells the loudest.

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Lincoln: (looks in McClellan's direction) I usually choose people a little less unbearable.

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He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.

David Farragut

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I burnt my wrist playing a crazy game my friends and i invented where you pass a "Boppit" over a fire pit while someone squirts kerosene over the fire. It's called Fire Boppit. Look up Boppit if you don't know what I'm talking about. also don't play this game.

J.E.B. Stuart

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I don't wanna be his friend, I wanna shoot him in the face.

Hill on Longstreet

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Fremantle: (on the day of Pickett's Charge) So Garnett has to choose between life without sex and a hideous, gruesome death?

Longstreet: Yes.

Fremantle: Man, tough call.

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It’s like a party in my mouth and everybody’s throwing up!

Unnamed Scurvy Patient #234,569

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At the risk of sounding negative, no.

Longstreet