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Forcing your eyes open A Clockwork Orange style and making you watch Mike Myers’s Cat in the Hat for days on end flag

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I’ve been playing The Sims 4 for 4 days but the second i placed my family into a home I got bored and started over. Please save me from this nightmare

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Learning DEET poisoning is a thing while googling your symptoms after accidentally swallowing mosquito spray at an outdoor event and then having to pull over at a Kroger around 10PM and vomit violently in the bathroom for 15 minutes flag

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He Won’t Leave My Dreams

He won’t stop dancing in the bathroom when I’m not home

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Right Side Up Peter Griffin

Upside down Peter but right side up

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Now this is the surreal shit I signed up for 👌

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Minimalist eraserhead baby flag

It’s what David Lynch would have wanted

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Boy’s Clothing Section at Walmart

Please help me I’m trapped here for all eternity someone please help oh my god they’re coming closer I have to run

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The time i hid in a nature reserve and ate only endangered animals for three months straight before a park ranger captured me like a stray dog.

The Brown, Light Green and Dark Green are to represent the NPS colors.  The Red is to represent the several birds and small rodents i sent into extinction trying to survive.

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Quitting your job and meditating so hard you animorph into a city pigeon (columba livia domestica) flag

coo coo *shits on your car*

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Garf.

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I miss her.

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Ego death At Walmart flag

Once I was shopping in the maternity wear section of walmart and a strange child came up to me and asked me if I was expecting, I told him no and he shook his head. I was really confused and thought perhaps the kid was upset at me for buying clothing made for pregnant people despite not being pregnant. He handed me a small candy that I thought was an m&m so i promptly put it in my mouth without thinking. The kid ran off and I took my Oh Mamma Maternity Stripe Cold Shoulder Knit Top into the dressing room. When i removed my shirt I felt a little weird and sat down, everything started to become nothing and i was no longer a person, just electricity being powered by organic material. this lasted for about an hour until i woke up to a walmart employee telling me to take my half naked self off the premisses. 

The colors represent the fading of my conscious self in the walmart dressing room

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Upside down Peter Griffin

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Sperm or “Cum” Flag

Varying shades of Off White to represent the perceived color in media

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The time I fell in love with the arby's cashier 

I remember ordering a sandwich and seeing him in front of me taking my order, he was handsome, beautiful even, he recited my order back to me with the voice of an angel, and when he asked if i wanted curly or normal fries its like the world disappeared around us. I held up the line for about 10 minutes before asking for curly. I go back to that arby's often and even though he doesn't remember me every time, I remember him. 

The red and white are the colors of the logo

The pink is for how he stole my heart, and to also represent their roast beef sandwiches