FUCK YOU ALL

Seriously I hope you all burn in hell........ fucking die you stupid faggot fucks*flicks ur forehead*

[niggazinmoscow]

Todd from HR. Chad from accounting. Steve in sales. Mike the office manager.

[r0asted]

This video is my life

[tinymoose]

I AM DYYYUNG OMG

[maziodynes]

ORGY FOR ONE — Ninja Sex Party

[tastefullyoffensive]

[smashingthornberrygifs]

[zahbeth]

HE HAS FUCKIN SHOWER CAPS ON HIS MUSTACHE

[emwellness-deactivated20150501]

AND HE’S THE FUCKING LITTLE MERMAID ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER

[p-is-for-potatoe-deactivated202]

HE IS ALL THE ANIMALS

[aceinhyperspace]

IF YOU DON’T NEED THIS, YOU’RE WRONG

[mysharona1987]

[butchflirt]

[memescomedy]

[memescomedy]

[flaming-chicken69-blog]

That's why they eat us when we die

[catchymemes]

Just some Disney Pokémon trainers

artist: https://www.deviantart.com/pavlover/gallery/64251477/Disney-Pokemon-trainer

[flaming-chicken69-blog]

I am shooketh.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Open for a surprise. (via NaniMashego)

[flaming-chicken69-blog]

I would lose my absolute mind

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via rebellenoire)

[flaming-chicken69-blog]

This is so pretty.. oh my god I might end up with all my tattoos black and white

[lucky1nce]

if you weren’t on tumblr in 2012-2015 you’ll never understand the true and primal fear of scrolling through an interesting post and then suddenly seeing

[flaming-chicken69-blog]

Oh god

[flaming-chicken69-blog]

People

You guys, I know, it's tempting to find the way around the truth, but that's not where this story starts, someone, let's call him cole, so, Cole I myself poured my heart out to him about a girl I wasn't comfortable with, especially not with him, alone(I happen to be his girlfriend) so, in his mind, he decides it's a good idea to go and get her today, and tell me he was going to a "friends house" now there's nothing wrong with that, but something was off because he didn't say the name, I asked if it was a girl and he didn't respond, and then I knew he was hiding something and I made it clear I knew, and he told me, and proceeds to say I overreacted because I was angry and hurt because I had just told him about this. What do you guys think?

[flaming-chicken69-blog]

I MADE DISSS..

[sergle]

reblog this if it’s okay for your mutuals to call you a

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.

then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.

[apetemoss]

We have god mode or one hit K/O no in between

[flaming-chicken69-blog]

This is so true.. I mean.. i feel off my porch and sprained my ankle and I've fallen out a Tree and got up without a scratch

[flaming-chicken69-blog]

I sewed my hand... I should probably sew my mouth

[funkghostremade-deactivated2015]

this is definitely the best card i’ve played in CAH

[flaming-chicken69-blog]

I'M SCREAMINF IDEK WHY