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HYDRAULICS ENGINEER CLARA.

A story I will be making.

It will not be very good.

I desperately want to fuck the hippo from Madagascar.

Women need to be more murdery.

The world is too unsafe to be as not murdery as you are.

Unless you want me to do it for you, then hand me the bat!

Don’t make me get the

ouchy mc hurty fuck

I want Halloween but we don’t trick or treat we just go door to door stealing copper

TAKE ME TO THE ZOO I NEED #DIPPIN DOTS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Are there any health benefits to smoking?

The tizzler has arrived.

A seagull is just. Bukake pigeon.

The bukake part of the car wash

I hate printers but vending machines I like.

Printers are shitty out of greed, they want you to buy more ink, they want you to smash it and buy a new one.

Vending machines however are just in it for the love of the game and enjoy watching you suffer and i kinda respect that.

(Baby crying in background)

(Walks into wife’s bedroom)

“Honey I pissed off the sex trophy”

Inventing a weapon called the “ouchy Mc hurty fuck”

Ignorance is bliss but I like screaming helplessly better.

#Dont’nt’, go to #valvoline it’s overstimulating #as fuck. Go away Please stop molesting #my car!

I feel like I pulled into a bad neighborhood where you’re supposed to let the crackheads take apart your car.

I’m going to kill yourself and make me all watch

FLARPY