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IN MY MOUTH
Pairing: Cardan Greenbriar x Reader
WARNING: MINORS DNI I don't think there's much to warn for here? Making out, finger sucking and a little bit of dry humping is all really.
Note: I actually had so much fun writing this one! Also, I realized I've been writing brattier readers more often than anything else lol Reader is gender neutral here!
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stardew valley
sam
- sit, boy! (18+)
- hide! (18+)
sebastian
- coming soon!
harvey
- coming soon!
alex
- coming soon!
elliott
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shane
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sit, boy!
pairing: dom!f reader x obedient!sam stardew
18+ mdni!
wc: like 2.5k ish
cw: semi public sex, begging, oral (f receiving), domination, dacryphilia kind of, unprotected p in v, sammy is down bad bad, praise, kind of very slight puppyplay if u squint
an: im a sam brown eyes truther. sue me. i WILL be writing fics about all of the stardew men subbing if this gets like. any attention at all. i KNOW its not jason todd guys but please give it a chance 😢😢
“Are you trying, like.. At all?” Sebastian taunts, jabbing Sam playfully in the side. The blonde avoids eye contact, pale face flushed with embarrassment. You watch from across the bustling saloon, nursing your whiskey. He tries to look unphased, shrugging and taking a step away from the pool table.
“It’s just not my night, man.”
“It’s never your night,” Abigail snorts, taking another shot. Sam stares blankly ahead, and a curious Abby follows his gaze to you. More specifically, the way your breasts spilled out of your top. She scoffs, nudging Seb and jerking her head towards you subtly.
Sebastian groans, resting his face in his slender hands. An increasingly humiliated Sam plops down into his seat and slinks down, hoping he’ll sink low enough to escape the sneers of his friends. He won’t.
“You’re obsessed, dude. Seriously,” Sebastian remarks. Sam had been like this almost every single time you were within twenty feet of him. Blushing, distracted, and hiding an almost comically large tent in his pants. For months, your presence had made him a mess. He’d fallen off the dock before diving into the water trying to catch a glimpse of your ass. He’d stepped full force on Vincent’s foot while watching you bend over to pick some dandelions. Hell, he’d gotten a boner mid conversation with you the first time you’d met. It still haunts him.
“Fuck off,” he retorts defensively, taking a swig of his drink. Hopefully, the alcohol will ease his embarrassment. That had been his hope, anyways. Now, four drinks in, it’s clear that all it’s done is make him more desperate.
. . .
“Sam, let’s just go home, okay?” Abigail suggests, placing a guiding hand on his shoulder. Her grip is gentle but firm. A drunken Sam shrugs it off, shaking his head.
“Nah, ‘m stayin’. You guys can go.”
Seb and Abigail share a look, one that expresses both deep concern and morbid curiosity. Sure, he was about to approach you and humiliate himself in front of virtually the whole town. He’d certainly regret that sober. But, it also makes for wicked entertainment.
“Fine. Do it, then.” She shrugs.
Pleased to have her seal of approval, Sam turns to check himself out in the small, vintage mirror hung on the wall. His shirt has both pizza and beer stains, and his prized hair has distinctly less volume than it did when he first arrived. He doesn’t seem to notice either of these key components.
He turns to his friends with an eager grin and shoots them a cheesy wink, finger guns ablazing. They smile back, though theirs portrays a slightly more sinister range of emotions.
“Wish me luck,” he says before turning on his heels and making a beeline for you.
You’d expected this. Had been, for a while. Subtly, you cross your arms tighter, pushing your cleavage further upwards. He wasn’t exactly your type, but his eagerness had to count for something (though for what, you’re not exactly sure).
Putting on a shitty mask of tranquility, he sits down across from you at your secluded, corner table. You raise a singular eyebrow; It’s a move that immediately drains almost all of the confidence the liquid courage had given him.
“You, uh.. Come here often?” he offers pitifully. You snort.
“Do I come here, the place you see me at every week, often?” You repeat. “No, Samson. I’ve never been here in my life.”
“Yeah, okay, that’s my bad.” He laughs, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly. His calloused fingers tap nervously on the table. It takes everything in him not to shoot another glance at your boobs.
“You’re really pretty,” he blurts out, eyes shifting downwards. He decides to focus on your half empty glass of whiskey. Your lipstick had left a pretty pink mark on the rim. “Is that weird? I’m sorry.”
“It’s not weird. Well - it wouldn’t be if you were actually looking at me,” you tease. His eyes almost immediately shoot back up. It’s hard to focus when you look like that. He’s never seen anyone so undeniably attractive, and the way you’re subtly biting into your lower lip doesn’t help ease the pain building in his groin.
“Sorry,” he offers again.
“You’re a real sorry guy, huh?”
“Apparently.”
You let out a laugh, and a bit of hope returns to him. He grins in return, shifting subtly in his chair to try and get some friction. He’s not sure he’s ever been this hard in his life. It strains painfully against his tight jeans.
“So, why’re you really here?” you ask, despite already knowing the answer. He wants to get his dick wet. Of course he does. What else does a man ever want? You only ask to see him squirm.
For a second, his mind blanks. He leans back in his chair, casting a glance behind him to look for his friends. They’re watching carefully, and Abigail shrugs dramatically, as if to ask; So? What’s happening? All he can muster in return is another shrug, his confusion equal to her own.
“I, uh,” he starts, turning back to you. “I’m just curious about you. Yaknow? Being new in town and all.”
“Is that so?” you ask. “Even though I’ve been here for almost a year now?”
A nervous laugh escapes his lips and he looks awkwardly around the room, twiddling his thumbs. What the hell is happening to him? He’s not inexperienced by any means. Flirting is usually his favourite sport, and now he can hardly hold a conversation.
“If you want something, you have to ask for it,” you say, a knowing look in your eyes.
What the fuck is happening? He analyzes your expression, trying to assess whether or not you’re serious. You have to be, right? As much as he hates to admit it, it’s not like he’s subtle about his attraction to you. You have to know.
“I, uh.. I really-”
“Wanna fuck me?” you finish his sentence for him, a mocking sneer on your face.
“..Yeah,” he answers breathlessly, mouth hanging open like a goldfish.
“Say please,” you demand. “Good boys say please.”
His mind is completely empty. He’d never even gotten this far in his dreams, and here you are, about to give him what he wants. About as subtly as a heart attack, he reaches down and palms his boner through the thick denim of his pants. A small groan rips through him.
“Please, let me fuck you. Please.”
For a moment, you remain silent, tapping your chin in feigned thought. Eventually, you shoot him a smirk.
“Follow me.”
. . .
Sam moans enthusiastically into your pussy, his pierced tongue slithering its way inside of you. He grips your thighs with a bruising passion, desperate to get you as close to him as possible. Your back is pressed against the cold tile of the bathroom wall, one hand clamped over your mouth to keep yourself quiet. The other is tangled in Sam’s now disheveled hair, pushing him further into the space between your legs.
For a moment, he pauses, staring up at you with his big brown eyes. His brow furrows.
“C’mon, pretty girl,” he whispers, pressing a brief kiss to your aching clit. “Make some noise for me. Move the hand.”
“Yeah, you wanna get caught?” you ask, yanking his hair backwards roughly. He whines, fingertips digging into the meat of your thighs.
“Don’t care,” he mumbles. “Jus’ wanna hear you. Please.”
With a sigh, you give him what he wants. He eagerly dives back into your pussy, and without a warning, slips a thick finger inside of you. It’s not a big stretch, but the lack of a warning earns a breathy gasp out of you.
It’s music to his ears, and he’s spurred on by the thought of you finally cumming on his face. His lips attach themselves to your clit, sucking harshly while another finger is inserted inside of you. They curl forcefully, and you let out a hiss through gritted teeth.
With both hands free, you use them to hold him roughly in place. Your hips move desperately against his mouth, trying to get as much friction as possible. A small chorus of whines choke through you, your head hitting the wall as you throw it back.
He adds a third finger, and you know it’s over. You let out a loud moan, your thighs clamping shut around Sam’s face. It doesn’t stop him. He continues sucking like a baby with a pacifier. You ride the high before collapsing slightly, gasping for air.
“That feel good?” he asks, pressing chaste kisses to your inner thighs. If he’s out of breath, he doesn’t show it.
“Yes, baby,” you murmur, relaxing your grip in his hair. You scratch his scalp soothingly, and he whines, face pressed into your stomach. As you regain your breath and become more aware of your surroundings, you notice him rutting against your calf.
He continues, the friction allowing him some semblance of relief. His arms wrap tightly around your hips, mouth agape as he whines softly.
“Fuck- Please, can you touch me now? I need it. Need you,” he moans, practically drooling.
“Do you think you deserve it?” you ask, once again tightening your grip on his hair and forcing him to look up at you. He’s completely red.
“Yes, please. I’ve been good. Been so good, jus’ for you.”
You frown, letting go of him. He huffs at the loss of contact.
“Really? Because I don’t remember telling you you could do this,” you snap, lifting your leg and shaking him off of you. He falls pathetically to the cold floor, wet spot on his jeans obvious. Obliviously, he ruts against the air.
“ ‘m sorry! Please. I’ll be good, I’ll be so good. Let me make it up to you.”
“Sit up.” you command. He doesn’t hesitate, scrambling to sit on his knees. His lower lip trembles. “Don’t touch yourself unless I say you can.”
He whines helplessly, shifting in order to rub his weeping tip weakly against the zipper of his jeans. Despite the tears in his eyes, he nods. With a sadistic grin, you bend down and grab his face roughly, spitting onto his partially open mouth. He slips out his tongue to lick it up, eye contact not faltering.
Satisfied, you stand back up and reach your heel towards his groin. You press the sharp tip of your shoe into his boner, and the pressure prompts the tears welling in his eyes to stream down his cheeks. You continue rubbing the bulge with your shoe, and a series of small whines escape his lips.
He tries to amplify the friction, rutting his hips to rub himself against the bottom of your shoe. You quickly snap to get his attention.
“Stay fucking still.”
“I’m sorry. I’m sorry,” he cries, tears falling at a steady rate now. He’s so desperate for a release, his head empty save for thoughts about you.
You press your shoe against him with more force now, the pleasure of contact mixing with the pain of your crushing heel. He lets out a choked sob.
“Get up,” you bark. He obeys swiftly. A bit sympathetic now, you gently cup his face and connect your lips with his. His arms wrap tightly around you, one hand reaching down to grab your ass. Sam nips at your bottom lip playfully as the kiss breaks.
Finally giving in to his pleas, you unbutton his pants and slip your hand down into his boxers. He moans in relief, burying his head in your chest as he holds you tighter. His dick is soaked, and when you pull out your hand, it’s covered in pearly pre-cum.
“Take your pants off.”
They’re off almost as soon as you finish your sentence. He strokes his cock greedily, preparing himself. His tip is red and angry, dripping down onto the tile. He’s thicker than you would’ve guessed, and your mouth waters slightly at the prospect of taking it.
“Thank you, thank you, thank you,” he whines, bending you over the sink. You can hear him panting like a dog louder than you hear your own breath. “Can I- Fuck. Please, please, please. I wanna make you feel good.”
You nod, and that’s all it takes for him to begin to stuff his fat tip inside of you. You grunt at the stretch, mouth agape. He knows he should be taking it slower, but the relief of being able to touch you is too overwhelming. Sam’s hips snap against yours, his hands planted firmly on your waist. He’s moaning loudly and unabashedly.
Within seconds, he’s fucking in and out of you at a pace faster than you wouldn’t have thought possible. His mouth must be wide open with pleasure, because you feel a drop of drool drip down onto your lower back.
His calloused thumb finds its way to your clit once more, rubbing quick, tight circles around it. Your face scrunches in concentration.
“Please, can I cum? Please, please fuck-” he begs, his heavy balls slapping against you as he ruts in and out with the fervor of a man starved.
“Yes!” you choke out, panting heavily at your own approaching orgasm. One of his large hands reaches upwards to pinch at your tightened nipples. The second you reach your peak, he allows himself to shoot his cum inside of you, thick ropes settling deep in your cunt.
He collapses forward, face resting on your back as he tries to catch his breath. You both stay like that for a moment before he pulls out. Despite how rough the encounter had been, his touch remains tender and gentle. He pulls you to your feet, brushing hair out of your face before planting a kiss on your forehead.
“That was incredible,” he murmurs, eyes still glazed over with pleasure. He’d never done anything like that before, but the feeling of being dominated is still tying his stomach into knots. “You okay?”
You nod, giving him a quick peck before redressing. He does the same. Unfortunately, one look in the mirror tells you both just how obvious what you’d just gotten up to was. Your makeup is smeared, some of it collected on Sam’s face. Both of your previously coiffed hair is deflated and messy. You snort at just how ridiculous you both look.
“Do you think Gus is going to ban us from the saloon?” you ask, only half joking. Sam laughs, burying his face in the crook of your neck from behind.
“Probably, unless you’re gonna fuck him, too.”
— Stargirl
Pairing: Dick Grayson x fem! reader (has a pussy + fem pronouns) x Wally West x Roy Harper x Garth x Victor Stone (at the same damn time!)
Summary: during a game of Never Have I Ever, you let it slip to your friends that you're insecure about having sex (& they set out to change that)
Word Count: 4.4k
Content/CW -> fem! reader (has a pussy + fem pronouns), gangbang, insecure! reader, inexperienced! reader, slight awkwardness, slight awkwardness, sleepover games, lots of praise, fingering, pussy eating, double penetration, face fucking, cum swallowing, lots of fluids, creampie, unprotected sex, mentions of aftercare
froggi yaps -> honestly i rewrote this twice and im still not happy w how it turned out but </3 i just needed to finish it and move on. i see why people don't write abt 5 men at the same time now :,) although i think i could finish the sex pollen ver. with just four of them...we'll see ;) enjoy
wrote a completely self indulgent 2.5k stardew valley smut fic instead of doing my requests. you're welcome ❤️ will probably post tonight after i edit it
── ✰ Starry Eyed .ᐟ.ᐟ (Sebastian x F!Reader)
♯┆“’S a nice view t’night,” he hums mostly to himself, taking in the increasingly bleary nature of the skyline before him, willing his lashes not to flutter shut in an effort to fully be in the moment. “Shame you can’t see it too."
rating: smut (18+) cw: smoking, blowjob, face fucking, throatpie, public setting wc: 3,087
A/N: 3k words of pure blowjob? okay. i wrote this in two-ish hours in a frenzy.
let's go to the beach-each, let's go get away .ᐟ
୨ mdni ୧ dirty talk. wally cums on reader's pussy. p in v. horny!wally. squirting. pet names ( baby/babe. ) praise. established relationship. humping. backshots. ass job. afab!reader. boob play. semi-public sex. handsy!wally. hes so fine its not fair :(.
Wally was a fan of the beach. He liked the hot blazing sun, he liked the rushing waves, the sand between his toes, and how pretty you looked in your bikini. He's got wandering eyes, everybody and their grandma knows that. He'd been unable to take his eyes off of you when the two of you had gotten down to your area on the sand—when you'd bent over to set up the beach chairs he'd practically drooled down himself at the sight of your panties so tight around your ass.
"Think the sun really brings out your eyes," Wally flashes a grin almost as bright as the sun itself. His eyes are warm, all shiny with that giddy glint in his eyes at seeing you illuminated by the sun's rays. You're flattered, of course. Your boyfriend wasn't one to shy away from compliments but every single time it felt incredible to hear it from him.
A soft laugh comes from you, "Yeah? Do I look radiant, babe?"
roy harper and donna troy fucking virgin!reader for the first time ╱ mdni, soft dom!donna and soft dom!roy, fingering, p in v ˚.✦
You’re trembling before the two of them even touch you, standing in the soft glow of the loft lamp in Roy’s apartment, heart hammering so loud you swear they can hear it. Donna’s smile is all warmth and quiet power, her dark curls framing her face like a crown, while Roy leans against the bedpost with that lazy archer’s grin, green eyes soft but hungry.
“Hey, sweetheart,” Donna murmurs, stepping close enough that you can smell the faint lavender of her shampoo. She cups your cheek, thumb brushing your lower lip. “You’re safe, yeah? If anything feels wrong, you say the word and we stop. No rush. We want this to feel good for you.”
Roy chuckles low, the sound vibrating through you. “She’s right, baby. Look at you, already blushing so pretty. Makes me want to kiss every inch of that nervous little smile off your face.”
You let out a shaky giggle, the sound escaping before you can stop it. “I—I just… I’ve never… with anyone, let alone both of you…”
Donna’s eyes sparkle. “That’s what makes it perfect. We’re your firsts. And we’re going to be so, so gentle. C'mere.”
She guides you to the bed, sitting you down between them. Roy’s hand slides up your thigh, slow and reverent, while Donna leans in to kiss you first, her tongue teasing yours until you’re melting. When she pulls back, Roy’s there, claiming your mouth next, tasting like mint and mischief.
greenlight; sam (stardew valley)
PAIRING I sam x fem!reader
CAST I sam
WC | 2.6k
GENRE I smut, situationship, pwp
WARNINGS | explicit language, explicit sexual content, smoking (weed), sam is sort of whiny about condoms, oral (f receiving), making out, breast/nipple play, grinding, non-penetrative sex
SYNOPSIS I sleeping over at sam’s usually entails the following: a lack of sleep, a lot of sex, and a few annoyances in between.
A/N I fear not, the over-use of em-dashes has always been my style and i have never (and will never) use AI. i’ve also never written for sam before so i hope this is interesting!! i got this idea in the middle of the night and wrote it in one sitting instead of doing my homework :(
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3:26 AM.
That’s what the blinking symbols read in neon green as you squint at Sam’s digital clock. It sits on his nightstand, with a thick layer of dust that has accumulated over its flat top — the only area where the dust has been disturbed is over the button that snoozes said clock.
It’s not uncommon for Sam to reach over and smack the “off” button rather than rising immediately in the morning. His aim is precise, perfected by years of snoozing and running late.
The clock’s brightness is turned up high, and you know you can’t truly fall asleep when there’s an eerie green glow that paints your closed eyelids green every time you try. Instead, you lay in Sam’s bed, motionless, listening to him snore lightly. Part of you wants to shift, turn the other way, but then you’ll be facing Sam — and that’s a level of intimacy that you know is a slippery slope.
Especially when it comes to situationships.
Especially when it comes to Sam.
-- PRETTY BOY ANTHEM
VICTIM #1 : jason peter todd. you saw him, you wanted him. quiet boy in the back of the library, too built for a guy with his nose shoved in a battered copy of jane eyre. he thought he knew girls like you, the same shaking tactic worked every time. not this time, you weren’t the girls who tried to win him over with batted lashes. you just had a stronger will than them.
WATCH OUT .ᐟ smut, MANEATER!READER, glasses!jason todd, booksmart!jason todd, he thinks he’s capable of resisting maneater!reader but noooo, riding, marking, thighsman!jason, he also low-key is a tits man, reader chews bubble gum, rich!reader, munch!jason, shy!jason, yes, reader is a player but she really wants jay, body rolls because we all have them and this is size-inclusive, we’re not all skinny bitches, phone sex??? kinda, dirty talk, switch!jay, canonically bi!reader, genius!literate!reader, she's smart, y'all, chance encounters, jason really wants that cookie, glasses kink (reader’s side), panties kink!jason, m.masturbation, seduction, shameless!reader, he quickly becomes obsessed with reader in a sexy way, dw, whimperer!jason, we love a reader who’s a bad person
ADDITIONALS : bad girls (m.i.a)
The librarian took an eyeful of your ass when you walked in. She was on the phone with her loving boyfriend.
You didn't mind one bit. You'd come in for a copy of Sense and Sensibility so you could scoff at the characters, but it wasn't like you'd dress for the occasion. Even if you stuck out like a sore thumb in tiny denim shorts.
The library was pretty much a hunting ground. More often than not you found the best fuck from the boys and girls with their heads in a book. Bars had been filled with men who think they're more well endowed than they are, but the three inch dicks spoke for themselves.
A nerd you had sex with last week sidled up to you, rubbing the back of his neck. The vomit green sweater he had on almost made you retch. Some guys had such terrible fashion choices. "Hey." He murmured, side-glancing you, your nose almost wrinkled. "Remember me? You said you'd call me."
You almost laughed. "I did, didn't I? I guess the bad sex just put me off."
"You said it was amazing." He mumbled, his face flushing. You didn't miss his glance to your tits.
You actually laughed this time, snapping your fingers in his face. "Eyes up here." You smirked, looking him over. Your hand ran down the coarse fibres of his sweater. "Practice how to fuck a girl, then I'll call you." A six foot two hunk of something walked through the shelves behind the guy you were currently talking to.
This guy had your attention. He'd settled himself at a table with Jane Eyre, pushing his glasses up his nose as he opened the book, perusing the front page. Huh. Graphic tee, leather jacket, worn jeans and this guy was musing over a classic.
Your eyes swept him, the lip bite was involuntary but he just triggered that. His jaw was begging for some purple marks, you could lick up that popping vein in his neck. Leather creaked and strained against his biceps— mm, what you wouldn't give to ride those. The pretty flush on his cheeks, they'd bloom a deep scarlet when you get him under you. Not if, when.
could you maybe write a jason todd oneshot or something where reader is like a troubled crime alley kid that jason sorta mentors in a way? because they keeps getting themself in trouble so jason just ends up being around them more often
please..i yearn for more fics like this i beg
yes i can!! this is so cute thanks for requesting 😛 i'll get to work on jt sometjme soon
“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!
fancy meeting you here!
pairing: ex!roy harper x insecure!f reader
warnings: oral (f receiving), ass fingering, face sitting, slight breeding kink? pervy desperate roy
wc: like 1.5k or something
an: i don't know if anyone's gonna read this because i haven't posted in forever, but here you go. happy march 1st i guess. @divackles
MDNI!
“What happened to being in bed by ten?” A familiar voice rings out from beside you. You don’t bother to look up, choosing instead to focus on the wet concrete beneath your boots. A sharp exhale escapes your parted lips before you take another swig of your bottle. You had planned to be asleep by ten. Staying awake until dawn was Roy’s strong suit, not yours. You’d gotten to the bar at nine, caught your boyfriend kissing someone else at nine- nineteen, and had been in a slightly drunken daze since ten-thirty.
“Can’t sleep,” you mumble in response, making sure not to spare a glance in his direction. Looking at his sleepy green eyes and shit-eating grin would only make this night worse. “Shouldn’t you be stopping crime, Robin Hood?”
He laughs softly, his approaching footsteps clacking quietly beneath him. Beside you, he leans against the cold brick wall. It’s probably cold against his skin. He never brings his jacket when he actually needs one.
“Well, I saw a few guys robbing a bank down the block, but I figured that you drinking whiskey was more of a crime.” There’s a dry wit in his voice, as always, but concern manages to swell through his permanently sarcastic tone. “You hate that shit. What’s wrong?”
“I just wanted a drink,” you reply, frustration rising in your throat. You take another sip to drown it back down.
“Right, and I’m a vegan.”
“Fuck off.”
He lets out another laugh, but this one is more out of surprise. He’s always been a bigger asshole than you, so what the hell's wrong with you tonight? Sure, you were exes, but you ended amicably. For the most part. Besides, that was a year ago.
“Hell’s wrong with you?” he asks, grabbing you by the shoulder and finally forcing you to look him in the eye. You can only imagine what you must look like. You’re certain your mascara’s run down your face, your lipstick smudged on the tip of the bottle, and your hair became a frizzy mess in the cool night’s wind. His lips contort downward into a tight frown.
“Caught Freddie making out with some whore,” you mumble, crossing your arms. “Sorry, I know that’s not very feminist of me, or whatever.”
“He cheated on you?” Roy repeats, as if he thinks he’s misheard you.
“Yeah. I mean, I can’t really blame him. She had, like, a huge rack.”
“Sorry, just- Freddie with the receding hairline? And the adult braces?” Roy says, and he can’t stop himself from laughing a little. “Freddie’s getting it on?”
“It wasn’t receding that bad,” you grumble, feeling a little embarrassed. A hot blush spreads across your face, though you hope it’s covered up by your foundation. “He was sweet. At least, I thought he was. I really liked him.”
Roy sighs, eyes softening with real sincerity. He rests one of his calloused hands on your shoulder, a small gesture of comfort. It makes something in your stomach get all knotted up.
“I’m sorry,” he offers. “I’m not trying to make fun of you.. Very much. I just don’t get why you ever dated him. I mean, look at you!”
You glance down at yourself, trying to see his point. All you see is a girl with a painfully average body and a stain on her dress. You frown.
“I don’t think I see your point, Harper.”
“I don’t understand how you’re so oblivious,” he complains. “You know you were like, the hottest person on the team, right?”
You roll your eyes.
“Seriously! I still see fan edits of you made with shaky IPhone footage.”
For the first time tonight, you laugh. You slap his arm playfully, grateful that he’s trying to make you feel better. His eyes light up at the sight of you finally smiling. The hand he’d placed on your shoulder earlier pulls you closer.
“Do you want me to kick his ass?” Roy says, and you can’t tell whether or not he’s actually offering to jump a random civilian for you. Knowing Roy, he probably is.
“No, s’okay. I’ll just key his car or something.”
“That’s my girl.”
The phrase slips off his tongue before he really realizes what he’s saying. An awkward silence settles between the two of you, neither of you willing to acknowledge it. His girl. You think the last time he called you that was a year and six months ago. You’d taken down Doctor Light by yourself. He bought you ice cream afterwards.
“I, uh, I should go,” you note softly, pulling away from his warm touch. Before you have a chance to take more than a step away, though, his hand wraps around your wrist.
His mind’s completely malfunctioning. Every time he thinks he’s come up with something romantic or sexy to say, his mouth hangs open like a fish out of water. It’s the first time he’s smelled your perfume in so long, and the familiarity of it practically paralyzes him.
In a moment of impulsivity, he yanks you closer. Your face is only a few inches away from his own, and he can feel his heartbeat begin to quicken. Wordlessly, he leans forward and connects his lips to yours. It’s a soft peck, more of a question than a kiss.
Hesitantly, you return the kiss. Your unspoken feelings pour themselves into him as you wrap your arms around his neck. He kisses back with fervor, tongue slipping itself into your mouth like a man starved.
After a moment, you break the kiss. Roy plants small kisses across your cheek and jaw while you speak.
“Do you actually want this?” you ask, not willing to have your heart broken twice in one evening. You’d left him before because you thought he hadn’t gotten over Cheshire, but now you’re not sure if that was real or just something you told yourself.
“Of fucking course I do,” he mumbles against your skin, one hand finding its way down to your ass and gripping it firmly. “I miss you so much, sweetheart. Just wanna be with you again. Let me prove it, okay? Let me prove how much I need you.”
. . . . .
You’re planted firmly atop his face, his arms wrapped tightly around your thighs. Somehow, you’d managed to make it back to your apartment before he ripped your clothes off. It’s a miracle, really.
Roy’s tongue fucks its way in and out of you, nose rubbing clumsily against your clit. Two of his fingers have worked their way into your ass, and you can’t help the shameless moans that escape your lips. It’s been so long since you’ve felt this good. You mindlessly shift yourself against his face, stubble causing delicious friction against you. Your hands grip his hair tightly, guiding him to where you need him the most. He takes the instruction well.
“Fuck, please, cum on my tongue. It’s all I’ve been fucking thinking about for months,” he moans against your pussy, hips thrusting faintly into the air to try and get enough friction to relieve his own arousal.
It only takes another moment for you to fulfill his request. Despite your orgasm, Roy laps continuously at your cunt. His fingers pump rhythmically inside your ass. You lift one hand from his hair to grip the headboard, panting heavily.
“Roy, fuck- I can’t take it.”
Reluctantly, he allows you to lift yourself off of him. His face is completely soaked, but he doesn’t bother to clean himself up. He manoeuvres you beneath him, arms caging you in place.
“Fine,” he whines. “But only because I need to be inside of you. Can I, sweetheart? Fuck- Please?”
You nod wordlessly, and that’s all it takes. He tears off his jeans and practically rips his boxers open in an attempt to release himself as quickly as possible. His bare dick twitches in the cold air, precum soaking the tip and dripping downwards. It’s red, and it’s clear he’s about to cum just from eating you out.
He lines himself up between your folds before bottoming out slowly, lowering himself so he can bury his face in the crook of your neck. He lets out a loud, choked moan. You do the same. You don’t remember him stretching you this much, but the sting of it is what makes it so much fucking hotter.
His thrusts are slow, but they hit deep inside of you. Roy licks and kisses down your chest, attempting to devour you. He can taste the saltiness of your sweat on his tongue, and all it does is turn him on more. He attaches his mouth to one of your hard nipples, sucking and licking around it.
“I don’t wanna break up again,” he moans against your erect nipple. “‘Kay? You’re mine, ‘nd I’m yours. I’m gonna make you a fuckin’ mommy, okay?”
You’re too far gone to get a response out, so you instead wrap your legs around his waist and pull him in further. His thrusts pick up speed, desperate and rough. He usually lasts longer than this, but it’s been so long since he’s gotten to touch you like this.
He shoots his thick ropes of cum inside of you, groaning loudly. For another minute or so, he pumps inside of you gently, trying to make sure none of his cum slips out. Once more, soft kisses are peppered across your neck.
“So, was I better than Freddie?” he jokes faintly, trying to catch his breath. You laugh softly and smack him in the arm.
“Close.”
Havent seen u post anything lately. I really hope everything's alright. Eat and sleep well and drink enough water to stay hydrated. Take care of urself hun.
this is so sweet im crying 🥹 i'm okay, just dealing with a few things. will probably come back with a JLA multishot since i'm reading a justice league run right now.
sprained ankle! at the disco
part 1 part 2
pairing: jason todd x f!reader with no rizz
an: i'm so sorry this is genuinely terrible but i can't stare at it anymore it's killing me i need to get it out here so i can forget about it forever
wc: 1.2k
tags: fluff, awkwardness (as you know by now), gentle jason, first kiss
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“I’m fine!” you protest as your date props you up on a nearby chair. “I didn’t fall that hard.”
“You’re crying,” he notes softly, taking off your heel to examine your ankle. “I don’t think you’d be doing that if it didn’t hurt.”
Silently accepting his help, you blink back tears. Who knew you were such a bad dancer? You certainly hadn’t. Going out together was supposed to be fun. You’d get a bit drunk, gain some courage, and end the night with a kiss. That was your master plan. So far, you’d both only had one drink, and your courage was on the decline.
“I think you might’ve sprained it,” he states, finger brushing over your swollen skin. He presses down lightly. “Does that hurt?”
You suck in a deep breath, nodding. He removes his hand from your foot, standing back up. His arms are crossed firmly against his chest as he thinks.
“Do you have a first aid kit at your apartment?” he asks. You have to think for a moment, but the answer that comes to mind is no. The most you had was a few disney princess bandaids and some polysporin.
“Probably not.”
“We’ll go to my place, then.” Seemingly without any struggle, Jason lifts you into his arms. You lay awkwardly in his arms, trying not to move. The closeness of your bodies was intoxicating, but the pain swelling in your ankle was enough to distract you from any unsavoury thoughts.
When you finally make it back to his car, you sprawl out in the backseat, face smushed down into the leather seats. The January frost had worked its way into the car, and despite how cold the rest of you was, the frozen fabric helped to soothe your ankle.
The drive is quick, much to your relief. Within a few minutes, you’re lifted back out of the car and into Jason’s arms once again. He carries you up a few flights of stairs in silence, his mind drifting away. Guilt tugs at him, a tight frown spreading across his face. If he had been paying more attention, he could’ve easily caught you.
Unfortunately, being with you turned off his brain. Things moved slower. The only thing he’d been focused on was the bright smile on your face, creating one on his own. Something about you dulled his senses, and it was making him feel crazy.
After briefly fumbling with his keys, he manages to unlock the door to his apartment. It’s bigger than you’d pictured it. Messy, but still nice. He lays you down on the couch, propping a pillow up behind your head.
“I’m gonna get you some advil. You want anything else?”
“Well, whaddya have?”
Jason thinks for a moment, quickly becoming aware of his slim prospects for snack options.
“Half a bag of chips, leftover lasagna and a slice of birthday cake,” he offers, laughing slightly at his poor hospitality.
“Was it your birthday recently?” you ask.
“Nope,” he replies. “There’s this old lady across the hall. I don’t think her kids come to visit her often. I helped her bring in some groceries and she offered me some of her birthday cake.”
“Well, look at you. You’re like a cartoon character.”
He scoffs, raising an eyebrow.
“What does that mean?”
“You like, help little old ladies cross the street and shit. Rescue any cats from trees recently?” He remains silent, a sheepish smile ghosting at the edges of his mouth. “Did you actually?”
“His name was Sparkles,” Jason mumbles. “And he did not appreciate my help.”
. . . . .
It only takes about twenty minutes for him to bandage you up. Your foot is elevated on a throw pillow, and your date holds an ice pack against your wrapped ankle. It’s only when you check your phone to answer a few texts that you realize how late it is.
“There’s no way it’s midnight,” you sigh. “I live across town. I need to-”
“You could spend the night here. If you wanted,” he blurts out, eyes fixated on the ice pack in his hand.
“Really?” Your heart beating a little faster at the prospect. Staying the night is something actual couples do. “I mean, if that’s okay.”
“Yeah, of course. You can take the bed, I’ll take the couch.”
“I’m okay on the couch,” you insist. “I’m already set up here, anyways.”
“It’s really not comfortable to sleep on.” He frowns.
“Then why would I want you to sleep on it?”
For a moment, you’re both shrouded in a familiar silence. The one that hangs in the air when you’re both unsure about what to say. Neither of you are spectacular at this sort of thing. After a moment, he meets your gaze. Another moment passes before you speak, eyes boring into his own.
“We could share the bed,” you suggest, redness dusting your cheeks. Something similar spreads across Jason’s face. “If you’re okay with that.”
“I’m okay with it if you are.”
“I’m okay with it.”
. . . . .
You wake up within a few hours to Jason tossing and turning. Stress is clearly painted across his face, even to someone whose vision is blurry with sleep. Upon seeing your open eyes, he rolls onto his side to face you.
“Sorry. Did I wake you up?” he asks, voice laced heavily with exhaustion.
“No,” you lie, but you both know he did. “What’s wrong? Can’t sleep?”
“I did for a bit. Had a, uh, bad dream.” It’s clear he’d prefer to leave it at that. Jason is not an openly emotional man, and especially not to people he’s trying to impress. He’s certain you’d run if you actually knew anything about him, but he’s not ready to stop pretending to be normal. Spending time with you was peaceful, and the rest of his life was anything but. He’s not going to give that up.
“I get those a lot,” you murmur. “Distraction helps. Maybe you could put on a show, or some music.”
“No, it’s fine. I’ll, uh - I’ll fall back asleep in a bit.”
You don’t believe him, obviously. It’s the same kind of lie you’d tell in this situation. Despite your first impressions of him, you were relatively similar. Slowly, you move closer. He stays impossibly still.
Hesitantly, you reach a hand forward, entangling it in his hair. You play with it gently, and he lets out a shaky breath. You feel it against your neck. His arm snakes around your waist, pulling you closer. For a moment, that’s all it is. His eyes meet your own, only occasionally breaking away to glance downward. Then, you move.
Your lips meet his with caution. He meets yours with desire. His lips are soft, softer than you’d assume for a guy so rough on the outside. The kiss is slow and intimate. He pulls you closer, your body flush against his.
When you break away, you’re sure your face is bright red. Your cheeks burn, body unsure what to do at his touch.
“Uh, thanks. For the, uh, bandage. Not the kiss. I don’t think I thanked you earlier. I mean, I could thank you for the kiss. I don’t think - I don’t think people do that.” you babble before giving up with a groan. You bury your face in his shoulder as he laughs.
“You’re such a dork.”