Feb 19
"my biggest problem is you"
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"my biggest problem is you"
Betrayal
Cops and their types
Since Damian is the blood son, and Jason canonically looks the most like Bruce, they’d likely look the most similar out of anybody in the Batfam.
Which I think would lead to moments like
Roy: The second robin? I thought you died, what-
*Damian enters*
Roy:
Roy, empathetically: Must’ve been hard
Jason: NO
Or,
Reporter: And Jason and Damian, do they share the same mother?
Bruce: what
A cloaked figure in the stands: *loudly* YES THEY DO
Bruce: Talia???
Not to forget,
Jon, waking up after getting knocked out from a battle with Damian, watching Jason enter the room
Jon:
Jon, more panicked by the second: ...Damian? Is that you?
Jason:
Jason, reading Damian's handsigns from out the window
Jason: Yes. You've been in a coma for 10 years.
Bruce being a dad in the “basically adopts his childrens’ significant others” way.
Like, whether intentionally or not, he’ll find himself looking out for those kids that aren’t his, not quite, but they’re close enough.
Bruce, going up to Wally after a JL mission: Are you alright? No injuries?
Wally, unharmed and confused: Um. Yeah?
Bruce, nodding: Good.
Wally, had been expecting a stern ‘report’: Yep.
Bruce: Debrief first, then we’re going home.
Wally: ‘Home’???
Wally: I mean um. Sure.
Bruce, picking up Jason’s ringing phone while his son is in the kitchen: Hello?
Roy: Hey—! You’re not Jaybird.
Bruce: No.
Roy: Bruce. Why do you have Jay’s phone?
Bruce: Jason is in the kitchen. I can bring the phone to him, but I doubt he’ll appreciate being distracted.
Roy, sighing: Yeah, he can be a real snob with cookin’.
Bruce, humming: Anything I can help you with, Roy?
Roy: Uh. Tell ya what, yeah, actually. I need some files from Jay about a drug ring he was following up on, they might be infiltrating underground gangs here in Star.
Bruce: I can help. If you’re organising a bust, is Lian being taken care of?
Roy: Yeah, I already asked Kori to mind her.
Bruce, satisfied: Perfect. She’s welcome to bring her to the Manor.
Roy, slightly suspicious of the goodwill but won’t complain: I’ll pass it on.
Bruce: Clark.
Clark: B! Nice to see you. How’s your day been?
Bruce: Good enough. How’s Conner?
Clark, frowning: Fine, last I checked. He hasn’t been at the farm in a while, but I saw him a few days ago.
Bruce: Hn. You might want to check in on him.
Clark: Is he alright?
Bruce: Physically, yes. He seems to be stressing an abnormal amount, though. Returning to parents’ farm might be beneficial for him.
Clark: He’s not the type to stress for too long.
Bruce: No.
Clark: I’ll check on him, I’m sure Ma and Pa miss him. Thanks, B.
Bruce: Just go.
Bruce checks his phone a few hours later to see a text message from Tim reading ‘i know you did something. thx, b’.
Bruce: You’re welcome to stay the night, Jon. It’s late.
Jon: Huh? Oh, no, it’s fine Mr. Wayne. I can just fly back. My parents will be expecting me.
Bruce: No need, I have already informed Clark that you’re staying.
Jon: ???
Bruce: Dinner will be ready in 10.
Jon: ?????
Bruce: Damian is waiting in the dining room. Have a nice evening.
Jon: Thank you…???
… call you but your telephone busy