INSANE

[heavensghost]

[infinnitte]

[trait-deactivated20221010]

warning: if u talk to me after 4am i get weird and mushy and will most likely profess my undying love for u even if we don’t know each other

[thezealotsblindfold]

[mycaptaintazer]

I’ve never identified with something more than this

[n0kiv]

That part!!

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😩😩

[talkingllama]

everytime i see a dog in the street

[approach]

me: look at him go with his dog legs

me: i bet it has great dog plans today

me: i hope it has a good dog day

me:

me: what a dog

[meangirlnurse]

i like the little map on doordash because you can watch your delivery driver completely miss your address in real time

[meangirlnurse]

daniel you are going in the completely wrong direction. let me help you daniel

[meangirlnurse]

daniel i am hungry. i am opening my mouth like a baby bird daniel

[polskiebagno]

me daydreaming about d*ting someone and then remembering all my issues and problems which stop me from ever getting into a relationship 

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[sexhaver]

in 4th grade i was introduced to the concept of “run-on sentences” by my teacher and i immediately raised my hand and pointed out that none of the sentences being used as examples were actually grammatically wrong at all and were just longer than most people can comfortably write/read and she made me sit in the corner and i feel like that shows a lot in my typing style on this hellsite

[sexhaver]

run-on sentences are adhd culture

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[take-your-time-im-only-dying]

[silk101]

[roots-arrow-deactivated20231003]

Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

[sanelirams]

Be with someone who actually gives a fuck about your bad days

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

I too want a bunch of tiny bowls to hold spices in while im cooking but who’s gonna wash them....not I

[screenshotsuggestion]