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Indie Ramsay Snow ASOIAF / GoT RP Blog. / semi - selective / mun & muse 18+

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                     ❝ I am a God. A God                                       who was chosen to walk among men!❞ [ indie, semi - selective & privat Dandy Mott                    from AHS Freak Show ॥ The biggest Freak of them all ] ✖  laws                                         ✖ home                                                ✖ about 

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                     ❝ I am a God. A God                                       who was chosen to walk among men!❞ [ indie, semi - selective & privat Dandy Mott                    from AHS Freak Show ॥ The biggest Freak of them all ] ✖  laws                                         ✖ home                                                ✖ about 

[inboxideas]

On a scale of 1-10 how scared for your life would you be if my character suddenly snapped?

[flayedxman]

“You need to pay for what you’ve done.”

❝ everything I've done,     I would do again, without flinching.❞

[likesuns]

I WANT THE INTENSE PLOTS THAT WILL MAKE MY STOMACH FLIP I WANT THE FUCKING ANGSTY PLOTS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO CRY I WANT THE FLUFFY PLOTS THEM MAKE ME MELT. MAKE ME FEEL THINGS MAKE ME SIT AT THE EDGE OF MY SEAT WAITING FOR UR REPLY 

[lithespecteratt]

AMERICAN HORROR STORY ASK MEMES

Send one of the following to my muse to see their reaction:

- “There’s not gonna be any swimming pool you stupid slut!”

- “Witch up.”

- “You’re all I want, You’re all I have.”

- “Don’t worry, she won’t bite. I took her teeth.”

- “Don’t make me kill you again.”

- “Oh… I’m quaking in my loafers. What are you going to do? Murder me?”

- “That’s why I didn’t take the meds. I was afraid my dick wouldn’t work, because I met someone.”

- “I bet you think about sex.”

- “Why does being dead make me so horny?”

- “Don’t be a hater, dear.”

- “The war is coming… and you are going to lose.”

- “I’m not a virgin, I get it all the time and guys find me hot.”

- “Why would you kill God’s innocent creatures?”

- “You need to pay for what you’ve done.”

- “All monsters are human.”

- “The only thing you have to be afraid of is me.”

- “You kind of make me wanna kill myself.”

- “I’m pretty stuffed on bullshit.”

- “I know everything. I’m the Devil”

[flayedxman]

someone out there who would make Theme for me ? ;-; 

[flayedxman]

whoops I made a video about my favorite psycho from American Horror Story Freak Show                                                   Dandy Mott                                               SPOILER ALERT                          to those who haven't watched the final episode. Hope you like it, enjoy & please watch in HD!

[flayedxman]

ooc; I would make a Dandy Mott blog if there was someone who sould make me an awesome Theme. u.u

[flayedxman]

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[laybac]

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Stealing Sheep – Shut Eye

You should’ve got a better bed Better for your head Better heads need shut eye You should’ve got a better bed Better for your head Better heads need shut eye You should’ve got out of the red In the red you’re better off dead Deader than the red dead sea Promise it to me Promise me the sea You should’ve got a better bed Better for your head Better heads need shut eye You should’ve got out of the red In the red you’re better off dead Deader than the red dead sea Promise it to me Promise me the sea People all the people with big bellies banging bigger drums They beat down on you they beat the pulse into your shoes Shoes that are made for walking you to lands and other seas See those seas oh see those seas that you’ve seen on the big screen You should’ve got a better bed Better for your head Better heads need shut eye You should’ve got out of the red In the red you’re better off dead Deader than the red dead sea Promise it to me Promise me the sea Sad hellos and mad high lows Now I know not nobody knows Sad hellos and mad high lows Now I know not nobody knows Where do we go? Oh where do we go? People all the people with big bellies banging bigger drums They beat down on you they beat the pulse into your shoes Shoes that are made for walking you to lands and other seas See those seas oh see those seas that you’ve seen on the big screen People all the people with big bellies banging bigger drums They beat down on you they beat the pulse into your shoes Shoes that are made for walking you to lands and other seas See those seas oh see those seas that you’ve seen on the big screen

[flayedxman]

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[flayedxman]

“I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”

  .  .  .

[archive-winterskraken-blog]

"We’re going to have to remodel the castle to make room for all the babies." <3

[flayedxman]

You think those babies taste like krakens?

[archive-winterskraken-blog]

"Ramsay, you can’t eat our children."

:

[flayedxman]

"I wonder how many it would take to cook an entire stew.."

[archive-winterskraken-blog]

"I named them after you." 

[flayedxman]

“You named them all Ramsay?”

[archive-winterskraken-blog]

“Of course not. Some of them are girls.” 

"There’s a Ramsay. And Ram. Ramee. Rama. Ramon…” Counts them in his head. “Rambert. Ramel…” 

[flayedxman]

“All I hear is; chop them into halfs, cook them well and serve me all those baby krakens”

[archive-winterskraken-blog]

“Noooo.” 

"You can’t. I love them."

[flayedxman]

"Would you like some mustard with it?"

[archive-winterskraken-blog]

"….What?" 

"I AM NOT GOING TO E A T MY CHILDREN.” 

[flayedxman]

" I CAN’T BE A MOTHER THEON! I’M SIMPLY NOT READY FOR THIS BURDEN!

" ……so eating them instead seems like a better option to me."

[archive-winterskraken-blog]

"ALL THEY NEED FROM YOU IS YOUR LAST NAME." 

"Besides, I think I am their mother?? Honestly, I’m not even sure anymore." 

[flayedxman]

" You are not a mother. You are Reek ."

[flayedxman]

that awkward moment when you type into the tumblr search bar 'squirt' instead of 'squid' '

[flayedxman]

ooc; *whispers* let's hope I won't loose any more followers but sometimes even a bastard needs to be silly. Soon my muse will turn into the monster he had always been. òuó

[flayedxman]

“I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”

  .  .  .

[archive-winterskraken-blog]

"We’re going to have to remodel the castle to make room for all the babies." <3

[flayedxman]

You think those babies taste like krakens?

[archive-winterskraken-blog]

"Ramsay, you can’t eat our children."

:

[flayedxman]

"I wonder how many it would take to cook an entire stew.."

[archive-winterskraken-blog]

"I named them after you." 

[flayedxman]

“You named them all Ramsay?”

[archive-winterskraken-blog]

“Of course not. Some of them are girls.” 

"There’s a Ramsay. And Ram. Ramee. Rama. Ramon…” Counts them in his head. “Rambert. Ramel…” 

[flayedxman]

“All I hear is; chop them into halfs, cook them well and serve me all those baby krakens”

[archive-winterskraken-blog]

“Noooo.” 

"You can’t. I love them."

[flayedxman]

"Would you like some mustard with it?"

[archive-winterskraken-blog]

"….What?" 

"I AM NOT GOING TO E A T MY CHILDREN.” 

[flayedxman]

" I CAN'T BE A MOTHER THEON! I'M SIMPLY NOT READY FOR THIS BURDEN!

" ......so eating them instead seems like a better option to me."

[rose-clementine]

"Release the kraken!"