Sirius: moonyyyy teach me muggle history
Remus: *shows picture in history book* this is Tutankhamun
Remus: sorry itās a bit of a shit picture
Remus: but heās inbred just like you!
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Sirius: moonyyyy teach me muggle history
Remus: *shows picture in history book* this is Tutankhamun
Remus: sorry itās a bit of a shit picture
Remus: but heās inbred just like you!
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*in Science class*
Remus: whatās the word cāmon whatās the WORD?!
Remus: disā¦dismantle? distilledā¦?
James: disnuts aha
Remus:
James: ok iāll stop
that one time James and Sirius thought it was the peak of comedy to moan loudly at the back of the classroom while Minnie was teaching how to transfigure a book into a butterfly. Remus hexed them to pee their pants in front of the whole class.
they never did it again.
Minnie gave Remus 50 house points.
i wish i could lose myself again
James: these are my plants. this one is Euphemia.
Lily: you named your plant after your mum?
James: yes. dad was here too but i accidentally killed him because i forgot to water him.
Lily:
James: they have a successor though! his name is Jame, heās in the bathroom
Lily: why not James?
Sirius, James and Peter in unison: thee oāmighty Jame may be great in life but no Jame shalth ever meet the luxury of being many Jameās in one, unlike thee oāmighty James Prongs Fleamont Potter, the first of his family, successor of alive Fleamont and Euphemia. tremble and despair!
Sirius, knocking on the door: ayo Reg?
Regulus:
Sirius: Reggie?
Sirius: Regulus?
Sirius: Reggie A.Black. heheh that sounds like a rapper name
Sirius: Regulus Arcturus?
Sirius: Reg Reg Regulom?
Sirius: Reguā¦lar. Regular?
Sirius: ā¦Reguā¦lick?
Regulus, from the other side of the door: *stifled sounds*
Sirius: aha! i knew you found me funny! *opens the door*
Sirius: oh wait youāre crying-
James practicing pick up lines on Sirius: hey, are you a hot dog beca-
Sirius: yes.
James: wh- no- you didnāt let me finish
Sirius: yes.
Sirius: *turns into Padfoot and āseductivelyā rubs his back on the bed post*
Frank, walking in: ā¦what the fuck?
James: no! heās my um- erm- my ummm⦠pole dancing hot dog
Frank: *walks out*
Remus, 1981, answering the phone: Luke. i am your father-
Mary:
Remus: ??
Mary: *quiet and distant sobbing*
Remus: was my impression that bad?
Mary: JAMES AND LILY ARE DEAD
Remus: oh-
Remus: ā¦oh fuck
Hope Howell getting her first job in a small cafĆØ in wales at 15 which was a small business started by her grandma and was inherited down the family to her mum.
Hope Howell and her friends at the age of 18 buying a hippie van and touring the UK for the summer holidays.
Hope Howell getting into paganism at the age of 19 and going to a crystal shop. Lyall Lupin being in there out of curiosity of muggle magic and seeing the most beautiful person heās ever laid eyes on.
Hope and Lyall Lupin in their little welsh cottage. raising Remus.
headcannon that Hope Lupin was a little bit of a hippie and she had a garden full of herbs and she used to make Remus herbal tea when he was feeling ill and Remus loved her for it.
and she always baked pies and stuff out of the fruit she grew and she LOVED Fleetwood Mac.
Hope and Remus dancing round the kitchen to Fleetwood Mac.
Remus and his mum.
Lyall watching as they laugh and wondering, despite everything thatās gone on and going on around them, how he ever got so lucky.
Sirius, bringing Remus breakfast in bed:
James and Peter: um. whereās ours?
Sirius: er⦠thereās porridge in the kitchens ?
James: ok BROTHER. you know. the person whoās supposed to look out for us. to help protect us from the dangers of this world. *cough* STARVATION *coUGH*
Sirius: look. thatās not the point. the point is; Remus.
Peter:
James:
Peter: point accepted.
IF MY FRENCH IS WRONG ON THE LAST POST CAN YALL PLS HELP ME I DONT RLLY SPEAK FRENCH THANKS ILY <3
Remus, climbing into Siriusā bed: hey babe ;)
Sirius: *smirks* hey pumpkin, climb in to my cavern of-
Remus: *foot slips and falls off the bed*
James, sleepily from the bed over: hello? guys? whatās going on?
Sirius: ā¦um we-
Remus: ā¦well i-
Remus: Sirius peed the bed!
Sirius: *gasp* NON CāEST UNE SCANDALE, UN MENSONGE JE NE FAIRE PIPI AU LIT
James:
Remus:
James: you were about to shag werenāt you?
Remus:
Remus in the hospital wing after a full moon:
Poppy: Remus your friends are here
Remus: okay please let them in
Sirius: *throws open the curtain*
Sirius: damn bro youāre looking ruff
Remus:
Sirius: AHA, GET IT? RUFF?!
Remus: okay please throw them out
š flower shop/tattoo parlor au comic that i might wont draw!!!!!
this is the cutest thing iāve seen in a while
Remus: so we put this guy on the bonfire-
Sirius: guy? whatās a bonfire?
James: Sirius shush
Remus: itās a big fire made out of scraps of wood and stuff-
Sirius: YOU BURN HIM ALIVE?!
Remus: IF YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING ME YOUāLL BE GUY FAWKES NEXT YEAR-
Sirius: YAY!
Lily: ā¦i donāt think he understandsā¦
The Marauders and their Halloween costumes
~ Remus as Gandalf, Sirius as Legolas, James as Aragorn, Peter as Gimli
~ Remus as Basil, Sirius as Dorian
~ Sirius as Frankenfurter
~ Lily as Wanda, James as Vision
~ James as Velma, Sirius as Roxie (Chicago)
~ James as Betty, Lily as James (Folklore)
~ Remus as Bowie, Sirius as Marc Bolan, James as Freddie Mercury, Peter as Alice Cooper, Marlene as Debbie Harry (Blondie) , Lily as Stevie Nicks (Fleetwood Mac) , Mary and Dorcas as Anni-Frid and Agnetha (ABBA)