Dumbass

Crash out king Wolfgang ✨💜 I have no idea how to do descriptions. She/her prefered, call me Say. I am not a small child reading your fanfics about the murder children lmfao. always open for dms!! don't be shy pls im nice

[letmesleepforeverpls]

Send me characters to baldify and I'll make them. No limit on amount of characters, but Tumblr limits images to ten. I'll break it up into parts if it's over ten + tag you if you want

[catchymemes]

[should-be-sleeping]

They squeezed my titties under 38 lb of pressure today, smh.

[should-be-sleeping]

6x

[should-be-sleeping]

All I could think about was how I'd just get top surgery if insurance would cover putting my nip norps back.

[should-be-sleeping]

They call it a mammogram because ma'am, that's a lot of grams of pressure!

[should-be-sleeping]

That's too many grams on my ma'ams!

[should-be-sleeping]

[shleepy-girl]

Titty Pincher the Mammogram Machine

[should-be-sleeping]

Depends! Are your titties compliant or do they start trouble? What about your parents' and grandparents' titties? Routine screening can start as early as 25 if the titties have a history of or predisposition to disobedience. Otherwise, this begins for everyone at 40.

[should-be-sleeping]

You would think, but where there's a will, there's a way! They routinely perform mammograms on men who need them with little to no breast tissue. Anyone can get the grams on their ma'ams.

That said if for some reason you can't get a clear mammogram result, you can get a booby ultrasound (which is slightly less unpleasant until you get the bill if you're in America).

[should-be-sleeping]

The time has come. 😔

More grams await.

[lazuelazuli]

I have 4 years before I have to worry. JESUS no wonder my mom complains about them. I thought it was by hand, not sticking them in the Tit Masher 9000. 😱

[should-be-sleeping]

The worst part, aside from the mashing obv., is that for some reason the Tit Masher 9000 is not near any wall. At least not where I go (which is a single lone building surrounded by acres upon acres of empty desert in every direction). It looms in the middle of the room. Cursed layout vibes.

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[should-be-sleeping]

No, no. It is true and you should say it!

Please wear sunscreen and/or protective clothing. Please make sure your sunscreen is reef safe. 🙏

Sincerely,

Someone who spent the entirety of last year recuperating after having a skin tumor removed.

[kabber]

[byjove]

I feel like every time we did standardized testing in school, we all said “I’m pretty sure I bombed that, that was tough. That was awful.” and I’m sure some of us meant it but I’m pretty sure a not insignificant percentage of the student population felt fine about their performance but didn’t want anyone else to feel bad and did not want to sound like a stuck up dickhead.

[bruzum]

[lastvalyrian]

This is literally what people are talking about when they say AI will be used to mainstream widely held bigotry. LLMs are trained on frequency and probability -> straight relationships are more well represented in the dataset -> straight pronouns and terms become the "correct" normal.

This is a form of backdoor bigotry from both normative facts (there are more straight than gay relationships) and well represented bigoted beliefs (men are superior to women).

Combine this with the mass of people inclined to believe (and being encouraged to believe) that if AI says and does something it must be correct

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[bigboobshaunt]

"There's only one bed" scenes but it's the fucked up repressed gay bed from Revolutionary Girl Utena

[averyterrible]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling

[byjove]

re: last night’s Incident

if you ever see me post an AI generated image, please assume it is because I am fucking stupid and not because I support and use generative AI. the search results on many search engines and picture sharing websites are absolutely infested with AI and I do my very best to avoid AI generated images but there is always the possibility that I will not notice because, again, I am not terribly observant and I don’t have good eyesight. I know it is frustrating and I know it is my responsibility to look into the image source but things will slip through the cracks, please inform me instead of assuming I know

[lliveonthesunn]

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

[bladeweave]

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.

Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.

Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

[maddymoreau]

[foldingfittedsheets]

@aorryn47, cutting watermelon: Why do I always have to cut the melon? I’m not your mom.

Me: Do you remember when I cut the melon? Do you remember the jagged slices I made as I did my best and how it drove you crazy?

My girlfriend: I remember looking at it and thinking, “This is what someone who escaped prison does to a melon. Someone who hasnt seen fruit for ten years does this to a melon. This is what someone who hasn’t held a knife in years and is just desperate for that tasty tasty fruit does to a melon.”