Rotten Boy, Grotesque Memories

Independent Shintaro Kisaragi roleplay blog from Kagerou Project. Multiship, multiverse.

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[omniroulette]

Hook, line, and sinker.

"Bring it on! I don’t need anyone’s help in order to take you down!" A challenging finger is thrust in his direction, a spark in her eyes and nothing but confidence in her aggressive aura.

"You’ll regret this when I wipe the floor with your body!"

[fleetingapathy]

She's a spitfire! She's an idiot and a determined warrior rolled into the same body by some cruel twist of fate, and Shintaro cannot help goading her for this reason. How sickened will she show herself to be when he wins and destroys all vestiges of her competency? 

"Go on, Enomoto," he says, challenges, threatens to hiss in their small distance, "show me up."

[clonerightsagenda]

I understand that a lot of people enjoy writing shipfics where they transplant characters into a college setting. Since some writers may not be in college, or may have graduated a long time ago, I thought I’d offer a helpful list of realistic college meet not-so-cute scenarios. Forget baristas. This is where it’s at. 

- I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat

- vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room

- my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor

- it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here

- hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model

- hey I have to take someone’s blood pressure for class will you be my victim

- variations of the above

- I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity

- all our friends are drunk

- it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost

- we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for

- humans vs zombies (see you can still have your zombie AU, best of both worlds)

- we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful

- GROUP PROJECT

[kiriani]

#both of us turned up at the wrong room for this lecture but don’t know where its meant to be#waiting outside for pizza to be delivered and both of ours are super late#you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole#we live in halls opposite each other and I keep seeing you changing through your window#you’re the only other person in the room when I break the printer and I’m panicking (little-smartass)

[cliffnotesofanerd]

- Neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building

- This awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals

- I found your USB drive still in the computer

- I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria

- You keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows

- We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances

- We’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class

- You decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf

- Wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?

- You’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs

- You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry

- What are you doing at this table at the career fair

- Waiting for office hours

- I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today

- Clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party

- You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay.

- We started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop

- You’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline

[unsungfury]

-my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me

-we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill

- Sorry my roommate puked on your shoes

- Can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash

-Your school mailbox is right next to mine

-I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall

-My roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire

-You keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class

-My computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center

-we’re both on althetic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit

- You’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance

-What do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?

[xxbluandorangexx]

-its 3am, in the dead of winter, some motherfucker pulled/set off the fire alarm and I am being very vocal about how I’m gonna make that fucker pay

-you’re the fucker who set off the fire alarm with your awful cooking

-I’m the fucker who set off the fire alarm with my awful cooking

-my shower isn’t working can I use yours

-RA mandated floor party

-I couldn’t help but notice you’re watching a show I like instead of studying in the computer lab

-dude your headphones are really loud like I can make out most of Kayne’s lyrics and I’m sitting across the fucking room

-hey the semester’s almost over and I have way too much money on my cafeteria account, do you want anything??? this shit’s just gonna disappear into the college’s pocket otherwise

-THERE IS A BOUNCY CASTLE IN THE OVAL AND I AM VERY EXCITED

[einrotauge-blog]

                                              If there is only one thing you wish to protect,                        you must be cruel enough to eliminate everything else—                                             for no one can get back what they have lost.

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[ammxnition-blog]

…….F’ck. Her conceited grin left just as quickly as it had appeared. At a loss for words, she tried to speak to not leave a large awkward silence. ”Yeah well—! I-I, uh… umm,” She really should have thought this through more. She was only further proving his point! She would not go down and lose to …him of all people! ”How could you even remember those numbers, huh? It’s been a looooong time.” The teen crossed her arms. ”Seems preeeetty unlikely they’re right.” 

[fleetingapathy]

"...Takane, my eye power is literally the ability to remember everything down to the most minute of details." As if he didn't have cause enough to be called a genius!--In truth, everything was etched into his mind with more permanence than it would have faced being carved into stone, for he was forced to grab hold of everything and hold onto it evermore. 

(Even the most inane of things didn't go unnoticed--the fact that her eyelashes curled differently than the last time he had seen her, for instance, or the fact that her coat appeared freshly washed. Everything was imprinted upon his senses with no way for Shintaro to turn it off.)

[omniroulette]

"Haaah? You think I can’t take you on?!" He was all too masterful at bringing up the competitive side of her without fail, even if his words felt more like fangs digging into her flesh.

"I could take you down with my eyes closed on the brink of dawn! Even that trash would be harder to hunt than something like you!" 

[fleetingapathy]

"--Are you willing to put something like that to the test?" Bitter, bitter! She could stand to be a little more sweet, if only to accentuate how wholly dark her aspirations were. 

"I could be blindfolded, Enomoto, and I would still win if you ambushed me with two others. Do you think I'm bluffing?"

[fleetingapathy]

As his self-proclaimed best friend, she has faith in him but, at the same time, she's also a teaser so she smiles widely before giggling in front of him. It's another lively day at the base with Shintaro being called a pervert.

One might see the face of a broken man, if Shintaro Kisaragi could lift his head. Alas! He is without strength, now, and hardly manages to keep himself up, all vestiges of strength fleeing him for a final time. 

He thought he could have trusted Ayano, at least, but apparently not.

[impertinxnt-blog]

Not this shit again. Well, if she has to relive it again, she might as well change things up a lil other than those ungraceful choking sounds.

"It doesn’t have to be like this, Master—! Baby make your hands go back, you can blame it all on me! No, Dad, I’m giving up on your dream—wait. Shit. Wrong movie line—”

[fleetingapathy]

--okay, he can't help but release her at that point. How stupid could she get?

"Ene, could you kindly stop being a fucking meme for five seconds so I can kill you!?" Seriously, he had things to do--like look forward to the next timeline and eye up his collection of scissors. The last thing he wanted to deal with was hearing her go off like this again.

[fleetingapathy]

#((dammit jou))

 #MY HEART

i knew bringing that headcanon back was a good idea.

[arutonerico-blog]

"Oh, okay!" A cheery smile was sent to him, now that he said he wasn’t that bad. If he said so, then she couldn’t really complain! Not that she disapproved of him doing that in the first place, if he really did it. Since they had kissed once and it involved blood and her stepping on his dick but that was it.

[fleetingapathy]

"Thank you, Marry." Ah, the sweet taste of someone believing in him, against all the odds stacked again him. Thank God for dear, sweet, precious Marry. He could always count on her.

She had better memory than him in that regard, considering his eyes hadn't kicked in--probably for the best, really.

[ammxnition-blog]

Drawing on her memories as Ene was difficult as they were scattered and broken, but finally, one thing came to mind that she knew Shintaro could not dispute. A sly grin cracked upon her chapped lips as she casually brought up a vital piece of information. ”I know what kinda things you thought about. I saw your ‘secret folder’.”Need some ice for that burn, bruh? The tsun admired her clever work as she awaited a defeated rival bowing before her. Good thing she was wearing pants.

[fleetingapathy]

"And what does it say about you that you remember something like that out of everything else?" Oh, she looked smug now, but he'd wipe that expression off her face; it might be a leftover instinct from their schooldays, but he could never let her win without a fight. 

"You know, I remember you opening those folders 10.9% more often than I had--and that's in the first month alone. On average, I stopped touching them, yet you kept throwing those things in my face every chance you got. Who's the real pervert here?" 

[fleetingapathy]

Alright but

Ene and Shintaro chilling as Shintaro’s doing his ‘net thing and Ene’s just like “Ohhh Master?? Why don’t you play any games? I bet you’d be great at them!”

And Shintaro can’t tell her that abandoning them is like a memorial for a girl with pigtails and that he realizes that there’s no fun in them without someone else now so he just

"They don’t interest me."

[arutonerico-blog]

"R-Really..?" Well… If he said so.. Then she wouldn’t really doubt him.

[fleetingapathy]

"Really. I'm not as bad as everyone thinks." Thank you for your faith, Marry. You've rescued the shattered remains of his self esteem.

[fleetingapathy]

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SHINTARO HAS STRANGLED AN ENE IN THE VERY FIRST THREAD OF THEIR MEETING 

"HELLO HOW ARE YOU PLEASE CHOKE NOW" SHINTARO STOP

[impertinxnt-blog]

fc uk. Guess his IQ wasn’t just a myth! (She’s honestly been convinced all this time. C’mon, Recording Eyes can’t be good for just remembering the multiple deaths of your only friends! Gotta be useful for tests too!) 

[fleetingapathy]

As it turns out, his ability was good for more than just academics and applications such as remembering the scarring and traumatic murders that he's borne witness to.

--It's also useful for remembering how best to shut certain cyber pests up.

[notsofearlessleader-a]

A hand is placed on his shoulder. “It’s alright, Shintaro. After all… “

"I would expect nothing less from a professional NEET.”

[fleetingapathy]

"...if I'm a professional, you should have more faith in me." Yet another claim he couldn't deny!--At least he brought in some revenue, despite not having an actual job to his name. "I don't really have time for that type of stuff, anyway."

[arutonerico-blog]

"Hyieeh!" She clearly wasn’t expecting for the topic at hand to come at her. "N-No—! I—! Shin-Shintaro… Did you really? W-With Ene-chan..?"

[fleetingapathy]

"NO." Marry, too--?! Did everyone think he was some huge pervert or something, just because he stayed inside for so long? It wasn't like he was that bad of a guy, really!