BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER SENTENCE STARTERS — quotes from season seven of the wb television series. feel free to make alterations. memes from other seasons can be found here.
peachy with a side of keen, that would be me.
will they always be afraid of me?
when you brought me here, i thought it was to kill me.
do you want to be punished?
in the end, we all are who we are, no matter how much we may appear to have changed.
have you completely lost your mind?
i dreamed of killing you.
you feel really responsible? you are really responsible!
i know i hurt you and everyone – and i’m sorry.
wow, that was so close to being empowered.
i don’t have anywhere else to go.
i loved him more than i will ever love anything in this life!
at some point, someone has to draw the line and that is always going to be me!
there has to be another way.
you can’t help me. i’m not even sure there’s a me to help.
hey guy, it’s called knocking.
i can’t keep having those nightmares.
i heard a lot of rumors about you back then.
we’re gonna have to fight to the death, aren’t we?
i’m here to kill you, not to judge you.
obviously, if things were different, you’re a right catch.
i can barely live with what i did. it haunts me.
you faced the monster inside of you and you fought back.
you risked everything to be a better man.
do you want me to kill [name]?
man, this place gives me the creeps.
i’m really sorry for letting you down.
i’m beyond tired. i’m beyond scared.
we need to stick together, okay?
we cannot afford to fall apart now.
i’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about.
next time, close the door when you take a shower at my house!
i don’t think they appreciate the gravity of what we’re undertaking.
what, you think you have some sort of special lesbo-dar or something?
i’m not ready for you not to be here.
come on, let’s get this gay show on the gay road.
would you let it go? you’re like a dog with a bone.
you’re our leader, [name], as in “follow the.”
aside from getting rescued, what is that you do?
i provide much needed sarcasm.
for god’s sakes, [name]! you’ve been in here for 30 minutes. what are you doing?
why can’t you just masturbate like the rest of us?
are you still filming me? stop!
there’s a big fight coming, and i don’t know what’s going to happen. i don’t even think i’m going to live through it.
everything’s terrible. total catastrophe.
i’m afraid war is inevitable.
don’t waste your time down that road.
stop hitting me! we’re on the same side.
you gotta trust her. she’s earned it.
damn, i never knew you were that cool.
is this a mission from which you intend [name] to return alive?
you sure you don’t wanna stop and pick up some burgers or something, you know, road trip food?
it’s not a road trip. it’s a covert operation.
you really do think you’re better than we are.
you didn’t earn it. you didn’t work for it.
we were never close. you just wanted me because i was unattainable.
please, let’s not go over the past.
i’ve seen things you couldn’t imagine, and done things i prefer you didn’t.
i follow my blood, which doesn’t exactly rush in the direction of my brain.
i’m not asking you for anything.
when i say i love you, it’s not because i want you, or because i can’t have you. it has nothing to do with me.
i’ve seen the best and the worst of you, and i understand, with perfect clarity, exactly what you are
i don’t want to be this good-looking and athletic. we all have crosses to bear.
how is it possible that we didn’t know any of this?
oh my god, are you twelve?
oh, please! i am so much prettier than you are.
for the record, our little encounter didn’t exactly change my world.
here’s the part where you make a choice.
i just want to sleep, yo, for like a week!
what are we going to do now?