Umbra

HHEELL-LO YOU.. Sad.. Sad thing. Oogh..

[ Umbra got his eyelids pulled open by clothes pins. Hinaharap started rapidly shuffling cards. ]

Tarot reading! Future! Boy boy boy, pick a card! Five cards, even!

@nonbinarymajin

[he reached up at his face, claws stiffening at the pain he'd just been put through, blood dripping from his sockets— and he simply... Put his hands down. Though they did ball into fists at his sides as his jaw tensed.]

wh—

...

[he squinted at the card deck before deciding to go ahead. he'd had his fill of otherworldly entities tormenting him for not complying.]

[he took his five cards with a sour look in his eye.]

nonbinarymajin

Okay so you got uh...

[ Hinaharap flipped over all the cards. ]

The penis, the schlong, the wiener, the dick, and the cock.

Think the meaning is clear, yeah?

[blank stare.]

HHEELL-LO YOU.. Sad.. Sad thing. Oogh..

[ Umbra got his eyelids pulled open by clothes pins. Hinaharap started rapidly shuffling cards. ]

Tarot reading! Future! Boy boy boy, pick a card! Five cards, even!

@nonbinarymajin

[he reached up at his face, claws stiffening at the pain he'd just been put through, blood dripping from his sockets— and he simply... Put his hands down. Though they did ball into fists at his sides as his jaw tensed.]

wh—

...

[he squinted at the card deck before deciding to go ahead. he'd had his fill of otherworldly entities tormenting him for not complying.]

[he took his five cards with a sour look in his eye.]

...maybe i'm cursing myself, but...

he has not bothered me in quite a while.

i should be grateful.

but the longer i have peace, the more paranoia sinks its claws into me...

...when will he return for me? perhaps my head, this time?

noirjewelsandgems

( Elegant landing right next to Umbra! )

( Noir nose-dived right into the ground, wings splaying out and letting out an undignified huff- scrambling upright. )

( She immediately assumed a regal and cool posture- acting like she didn't just almost smoosh her muzzle in. )

( Her claws were.. Curled. She has something. )

[His ear flicked, full body flinching as she landed so close. Though he did nod in her general direction as acknowledgement.]

hkk— oh. hello, rouge.

what is it? you're making noises like you want my attention again.

medkitphightingirl

fuck human expressions of anger. bring back growling. bring back snarling. lets snarl at each other.

...maybe i'm cursing myself, but...

he has not bothered me in quite a while.

i should be grateful.

but the longer i have peace, the more paranoia sinks its claws into me...

...when will he return for me? perhaps my head, this time?

#speak no evil

( Four TVs were stacked on top of each other- one was an absurd pyramid shape and the other was a sphere. )

( They sprouted little chicken feet, scrambling off of each other- lining up. )

( Somehow Umbra could see this.. )

( The TVs started to do ballroom dancing, while one of the TVs started playing rap music. )

( Very elegant dancing, just not a fitting song choice. )

@brainwermz

[He blinked, brows creasing in confusion. His ear flicked.]

[Deciding he would entertain this, he sat down, watching them dance. Subtly nodding his head to the music.]

( Almost immediately the dancing went to shit. )

( The sphere TV rolled into a ditch that seemingly just.. APPEARED.. The two regular TVS slammed into each other- and the pyramid one just kept going. )

"SCABAB YOU SO DID THAT ON PURPOSE!"

( A little grub-like raccoon emerged from the ditch the TV fell into, mandibles clicking. )

[He let out a little amused chuff, clapping— or, attempting to do so with his mangled claws. The corners of his muzzle pulled up a little, like he was attempting to smile.]

...i assume that was not a part of the choreography.

"HHHHH.. NOO! OWWHH!"

( Everyone had exited their TVs. )

I didn't do anything..

I did great, I don't know what's up with you guys.

/So, uh- sir.. What's your name? Sorry, Brainworms over here thought an appropriate greeting would be.. Dance./

It was a great GREETING!! Stop with that lip!!

...you lot may call me Umbra.

i thought it was...delightful.

"I'M GRIBGLIB!"

I'm Brainworms!

Scabab.

/Mitey./

HAAA! I KNEW HE'D LIKE IT! HE SEEMS LIKE THE ELEGANT DANCER TYPE!

"YEAAA! WE GOT 'IM!"

( Brainworms and Gribglib high-fived, stupid smiles on their faces. )

/He's obviously lying!/

"NO HE'S NOT!"

/That's what adults do, they LIE!/

who pissed in your cereal?

/ADULTS!/

( ..oh my god bruh. they're squabbling. )

Umbra is a cool name!! I think it might be cooler than Brainworms!!

( The fox was doing his damndest to ignore the three fighting in the background. )

you flatter me, but i'm not an adult. i'm seventeen, i think.

[He could never really be sure, considering how long he's been stuck like this.]

...thank you, Brainworms. i think your name is cool too.

[His eye smiles, and he pats Brainworms on the head.]

it's lovely to meet you all.

( Four TVs were stacked on top of each other- one was an absurd pyramid shape and the other was a sphere. )

( They sprouted little chicken feet, scrambling off of each other- lining up. )

( Somehow Umbra could see this.. )

( The TVs started to do ballroom dancing, while one of the TVs started playing rap music. )

( Very elegant dancing, just not a fitting song choice. )

@brainwermz

[He blinked, brows creasing in confusion. His ear flicked.]

[Deciding he would entertain this, he sat down, watching them dance. Subtly nodding his head to the music.]

( Almost immediately the dancing went to shit. )

( The sphere TV rolled into a ditch that seemingly just.. APPEARED.. The two regular TVS slammed into each other- and the pyramid one just kept going. )

"SCABAB YOU SO DID THAT ON PURPOSE!"

( A little grub-like raccoon emerged from the ditch the TV fell into, mandibles clicking. )

[He let out a little amused chuff, clapping— or, attempting to do so with his mangled claws. The corners of his muzzle pulled up a little, like he was attempting to smile.]

...i assume that was not a part of the choreography.

"HHHHH.. NOO! OWWHH!"

( Everyone had exited their TVs. )

I didn't do anything..

I did great, I don't know what's up with you guys.

/So, uh- sir.. What's your name? Sorry, Brainworms over here thought an appropriate greeting would be.. Dance./

It was a great GREETING!! Stop with that lip!!

...you lot may call me Umbra.

i thought it was...delightful.

( Four TVs were stacked on top of each other- one was an absurd pyramid shape and the other was a sphere. )

( They sprouted little chicken feet, scrambling off of each other- lining up. )

( Somehow Umbra could see this.. )

( The TVs started to do ballroom dancing, while one of the TVs started playing rap music. )

( Very elegant dancing, just not a fitting song choice. )

@brainwermz

[He blinked, brows creasing in confusion. His ear flicked.]

[Deciding he would entertain this, he sat down, watching them dance. Subtly nodding his head to the music.]

( Almost immediately the dancing went to shit. )

( The sphere TV rolled into a ditch that seemingly just.. APPEARED.. The two regular TVS slammed into each other- and the pyramid one just kept going. )

"SCABAB YOU SO DID THAT ON PURPOSE!"

( A little grub-like raccoon emerged from the ditch the TV fell into, mandibles clicking. )

[He let out a little amused chuff, clapping— or, attempting to do so with his mangled claws. The corners of his muzzle pulled up a little, like he was attempting to smile.]

...i assume that was not a part of the choreography.

( Four TVs were stacked on top of each other- one was an absurd pyramid shape and the other was a sphere. )

( They sprouted little chicken feet, scrambling off of each other- lining up. )

( Somehow Umbra could see this.. )

( The TVs started to do ballroom dancing, while one of the TVs started playing rap music. )

( Very elegant dancing, just not a fitting song choice. )

@brainwermz

[He blinked, brows creasing in confusion. His ear flicked.]

[Deciding he would entertain this, he sat down, watching them dance. Subtly nodding his head to the music.]

i miss feeling alive.

#speak no evil

so, what do you think about Sonic?

i am not the fondest of him.

the hero of every story he's been in, nothing but a coward when he saw someone in need.

and to think i once considered him a friend.

he left me here to rot.

thoughts on the new kids who hijacked crim's blog?

...they are nuisances.

searching for an innocent rabbit girl to murder.

[...sigh.]

they are laughably bad at their job.

tlirsgender

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

tlirsgender

When they're not dangerous like a hunter but dangerous like a spooked horse kicking your skull in

tlirsgender

Let's hear it for prey animal rage let's hear it for killing everyone else in the world before you'll let them catch you

#hm.#see no evil

fudamnshi

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

Psst!

Hey...

You wanna know something funny?

The hooded girl you loved so much...

Is GONE! FWEE HEE HEE HEE!

@professionalexepetter

...great.

what did you do to her now? that rabbit is always getting herself into trouble, tsk...