100% TRUSTY DIVINER

TRRUUSSST ME WITH YOUR MONNEEEEYYY!!!! (Majin variant, dubbed "Hinaharap" for fun. Just call them Hina.)

[fleshlyforgotten]

HHEELL-LO YOU.. Sad.. Sad thing. Oogh..

[ Umbra got his eyelids pulled open by clothes pins. Hinaharap started rapidly shuffling cards. ]

Tarot reading! Future! Boy boy boy, pick a card! Five cards, even!

@nonbinarymajin

[he reached up at his face, claws stiffening at the pain he'd just been put through, blood dripping from his sockets— and he simply... Put his hands down. Though they did ball into fists at his sides as his jaw tensed.]

wh—

...

[he squinted at the card deck before deciding to go ahead. he'd had his fill of otherworldly entities tormenting him for not complying.]

[he took his five cards with a sour look in his eye.]

[nonbinarymajin]

Okay so you got uh...

[ Hinaharap flipped over all the cards. ]

The penis, the schlong, the wiener, the dick, and the cock.

Think the meaning is clear, yeah?

[fleshlyforgotten]

[blank stare.]

[nonbinarymajin]

You're gay. You're gay and I hate you.

[fleshlyforgotten]

HHEELL-LO YOU.. Sad.. Sad thing. Oogh..

[ Umbra got his eyelids pulled open by clothes pins. Hinaharap started rapidly shuffling cards. ]

Tarot reading! Future! Boy boy boy, pick a card! Five cards, even!

@nonbinarymajin

[he reached up at his face, claws stiffening at the pain he'd just been put through, blood dripping from his sockets— and he simply... Put his hands down. Though they did ball into fists at his sides as his jaw tensed.]

wh—

...

[he squinted at the card deck before deciding to go ahead. he'd had his fill of otherworldly entities tormenting him for not complying.]

[he took his five cards with a sour look in his eye.]

[nonbinarymajin]

Okay so you got uh...

[ Hinaharap flipped over all the cards. ]

The penis, the schlong, the wiener, the dick, and the cock.

Think the meaning is clear, yeah?

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[the-therapist-is-ace]

What the-

[isaiahomega]

From Russia, with Nudes

[vandjonah]

[ Jonah was dragged into a mysterious tent that looked like it was made out of tapestries - the interior and exterior unbearably gaudy. It somehow managed to smell pretentious. ]

[ Hinaharap held two sets of tarot cards - shaking them like fans. They slid over, lifting up their leg and pressing down on Jonah's head - forcing him into a seated position. ]

WWWHHHYYYYYYY, hello there! I see you, misfortunate and unfortunate and just 'ORRIBLE FORTUNE!

I think I should give you a chance- a chance to SEEEE into the future, and plan your success!

I am Hinaharap, a seer from beyond-

who does appreciate tipsss~~~ eeheh.. BESIDES-

Local businesses need supportin'!

@nonbinarymajin

I— ah— whhat??

[They took off the Majin mask they were wearing, placing it down on the floor beside them.]

Ok.. Harp.. do what you have to.. I can make.. gold, maybe..

..My future is horrible?? Huh??

[nonbinarymajin]

Oh, WRETCHED! You make me sick and sicker than the sick itself.. You are so SOOOOO doomed! Let us see...

Shuffle these cards with intent! Ponder yourself, Jonuts!

[ Jonah had tarot cards thrusted into his hands and plastic prayer beads draped over him. ]

[vandjonah]

..Uh, ok..

[He placed the cards down and began to slowly shuffle them, picking a quarter of the cards, putting it in the middle of the pile again and then continuing that pattern slowly until the cards were mixed up.]

[nonbinarymajin]

WONDERFUL!

[ Hinaharap rapidly flicked out cards - ending up with five. They huffed, wiggling their fingers and all the cards turned up. The hanged man, the hung man, the card of death, the tower, and the faggot. What? ]

Alright, where would you like me to sttaaartt???

[vandjonah]

.. The ffuck is the faggot.

[They stared at the card, and then at Hina.]

[He points at himself with a very confused expression.]

[nonbinarymajin]

The faggot represents the sin of lust. Bas-sick-lay, you are a hoe.

[vandjonah]

[Jonah just stares at Hinaharap.] ..what.

[nonbinarymajin]

The hanged man shows you're gonna kill yourself- n here's a lil friend in the corner saying "GOOD RIDDANCE"! The hung man says you should put that boner down and not make it sumwun else's problem!

Death says you should kill yourself soon, and the tower meaanss uhh--

Do it from a height.

Pretty straightforward! Great divine-in', yeaa?

[vandjonah]

Whhen was the hung man a thing— what— why is that a card??

Why do cards actively want me dead aren’t these supposed to be positive?? ..boner?? Is this about sssWhy from a height?!?!

[nonbinarymajin]

Ooh, yesss- I made this deck myself. Lust is rampant, and I smell it on you! It's especially strong in sexual deviants.. You sweaty, disgusting musky thing- pungent like a onion that bathed in the fragrance of a boys locker room! You smelly stinky freak!

My deck has many things, very very varied- all get bad and all get good. If you get bad, well SHOOOOT!!

Sonic. 5 minutes. Do better.

[vandjonah]

The ffuck, dude, I wDO BETTER?? WERE YOU WATCHING?? NOT ONLY IS THAT GROSS— DON’T LIE.

[Jonah shook his head and got up.]

[nonbinarymajin]

Not my pace!

Uuuhh, natydays- gooo off, have fun and do what you will with this knowledge.

Tip me 20% if I successfully ruined your daaaaay..

[ Hinaharap leaned backwards, popping their knuckles. ]

[vandjonah]

[Face is fucking red, he fishes for coins he has, throws them at Hinaharap’s face and storms out the tent.]

[nonbinarymajin]

Easy money! HAAARRR HARRR!

[vandjonah]

[ Jonah was dragged into a mysterious tent that looked like it was made out of tapestries - the interior and exterior unbearably gaudy. It somehow managed to smell pretentious. ]

[ Hinaharap held two sets of tarot cards - shaking them like fans. They slid over, lifting up their leg and pressing down on Jonah's head - forcing him into a seated position. ]

WWWHHHYYYYYYY, hello there! I see you, misfortunate and unfortunate and just 'ORRIBLE FORTUNE!

I think I should give you a chance- a chance to SEEEE into the future, and plan your success!

I am Hinaharap, a seer from beyond-

who does appreciate tipsss~~~ eeheh.. BESIDES-

Local businesses need supportin'!

@nonbinarymajin

I— ah— whhat??

[They took off the Majin mask they were wearing, placing it down on the floor beside them.]

Ok.. Harp.. do what you have to.. I can make.. gold, maybe..

..My future is horrible?? Huh??

[nonbinarymajin]

Oh, WRETCHED! You make me sick and sicker than the sick itself.. You are so SOOOOO doomed! Let us see...

Shuffle these cards with intent! Ponder yourself, Jonuts!

[ Jonah had tarot cards thrusted into his hands and plastic prayer beads draped over him. ]

[vandjonah]

..Uh, ok..

[He placed the cards down and began to slowly shuffle them, picking a quarter of the cards, putting it in the middle of the pile again and then continuing that pattern slowly until the cards were mixed up.]

[nonbinarymajin]

WONDERFUL!

[ Hinaharap rapidly flicked out cards - ending up with five. They huffed, wiggling their fingers and all the cards turned up. The hanged man, the hung man, the card of death, the tower, and the faggot. What? ]

Alright, where would you like me to sttaaartt???

[vandjonah]

.. The ffuck is the faggot.

[They stared at the card, and then at Hina.]

[He points at himself with a very confused expression.]

[nonbinarymajin]

The faggot represents the sin of lust. Bas-sick-lay, you are a hoe.

[vandjonah]

[Jonah just stares at Hinaharap.] ..what.

[nonbinarymajin]

The hanged man shows you're gonna kill yourself- n here's a lil friend in the corner saying "GOOD RIDDANCE"! The hung man says you should put that boner down and not make it sumwun else's problem!

Death says you should kill yourself soon, and the tower meaanss uhh--

Do it from a height.

Pretty straightforward! Great divine-in', yeaa?

[vandjonah]

Whhen was the hung man a thing— what— why is that a card??

Why do cards actively want me dead aren’t these supposed to be positive?? ..boner?? Is this about sssWhy from a height?!?!

[nonbinarymajin]

Ooh, yesss- I made this deck myself. Lust is rampant, and I smell it on you! It's especially strong in sexual deviants.. You sweaty, disgusting musky thing- pungent like a onion that bathed in the fragrance of a boys locker room! You smelly stinky freak!

My deck has many things, very very varied- all get bad and all get good. If you get bad, well SHOOOOT!!

Sonic. 5 minutes. Do better.

[vandjonah]

The ffuck, dude, I wDO BETTER?? WERE YOU WATCHING?? NOT ONLY IS THAT GROSS— DON’T LIE.

[Jonah shook his head and got up.]

[nonbinarymajin]

Not my pace!

Uuuhh, natydays- gooo off, have fun and do what you will with this knowledge.

Tip me 20% if I successfully ruined your daaaaay..

[ Hinaharap leaned backwards, popping their knuckles. ]

[vandjonah]

[ Jonah was dragged into a mysterious tent that looked like it was made out of tapestries - the interior and exterior unbearably gaudy. It somehow managed to smell pretentious. ]

[ Hinaharap held two sets of tarot cards - shaking them like fans. They slid over, lifting up their leg and pressing down on Jonah's head - forcing him into a seated position. ]

WWWHHHYYYYYYY, hello there! I see you, misfortunate and unfortunate and just 'ORRIBLE FORTUNE!

I think I should give you a chance- a chance to SEEEE into the future, and plan your success!

I am Hinaharap, a seer from beyond-

who does appreciate tipsss~~~ eeheh.. BESIDES-

Local businesses need supportin'!

@nonbinarymajin

I— ah— whhat??

[They took off the Majin mask they were wearing, placing it down on the floor beside them.]

Ok.. Harp.. do what you have to.. I can make.. gold, maybe..

..My future is horrible?? Huh??

[nonbinarymajin]

Oh, WRETCHED! You make me sick and sicker than the sick itself.. You are so SOOOOO doomed! Let us see...

Shuffle these cards with intent! Ponder yourself, Jonuts!

[ Jonah had tarot cards thrusted into his hands and plastic prayer beads draped over him. ]

[vandjonah]

..Uh, ok..

[He placed the cards down and began to slowly shuffle them, picking a quarter of the cards, putting it in the middle of the pile again and then continuing that pattern slowly until the cards were mixed up.]

[nonbinarymajin]

WONDERFUL!

[ Hinaharap rapidly flicked out cards - ending up with five. They huffed, wiggling their fingers and all the cards turned up. The hanged man, the hung man, the card of death, the tower, and the faggot. What? ]

Alright, where would you like me to sttaaartt???

[vandjonah]

.. The ffuck is the faggot.

[They stared at the card, and then at Hina.]

[He points at himself with a very confused expression.]

[nonbinarymajin]

The faggot represents the sin of lust. Bas-sick-lay, you are a hoe.

[vandjonah]

[Jonah just stares at Hinaharap.] ..what.

[nonbinarymajin]

The hanged man shows you're gonna kill yourself- n here's a lil friend in the corner saying "GOOD RIDDANCE"! The hung man says you should put that boner down and not make it sumwun else's problem!

Death says you should kill yourself soon, and the tower meaanss uhh--

Do it from a height.

Pretty straightforward! Great divine-in', yeaa?

[vandjonah]

Whhen was the hung man a thing— what— why is that a card??

Why do cards actively want me dead aren’t these supposed to be positive?? ..boner?? Is this about sssWhy from a height?!?!

[nonbinarymajin]

Ooh, yesss- I made this deck myself. Lust is rampant, and I smell it on you! It's especially strong in sexual deviants.. You sweaty, disgusting musky thing- pungent like a onion that bathed in the fragrance of a boys locker room! You smelly stinky freak!

My deck has many things, very very varied- all get bad and all get good. If you get bad, well SHOOOOT!!

Sonic. 5 minutes. Do better.

[vandjonah]

[ Jonah was dragged into a mysterious tent that looked like it was made out of tapestries - the interior and exterior unbearably gaudy. It somehow managed to smell pretentious. ]

[ Hinaharap held two sets of tarot cards - shaking them like fans. They slid over, lifting up their leg and pressing down on Jonah's head - forcing him into a seated position. ]

WWWHHHYYYYYYY, hello there! I see you, misfortunate and unfortunate and just 'ORRIBLE FORTUNE!

I think I should give you a chance- a chance to SEEEE into the future, and plan your success!

I am Hinaharap, a seer from beyond-

who does appreciate tipsss~~~ eeheh.. BESIDES-

Local businesses need supportin'!

@nonbinarymajin

I— ah— whhat??

[They took off the Majin mask they were wearing, placing it down on the floor beside them.]

Ok.. Harp.. do what you have to.. I can make.. gold, maybe..

..My future is horrible?? Huh??

[nonbinarymajin]

Oh, WRETCHED! You make me sick and sicker than the sick itself.. You are so SOOOOO doomed! Let us see...

Shuffle these cards with intent! Ponder yourself, Jonuts!

[ Jonah had tarot cards thrusted into his hands and plastic prayer beads draped over him. ]

[vandjonah]

..Uh, ok..

[He placed the cards down and began to slowly shuffle them, picking a quarter of the cards, putting it in the middle of the pile again and then continuing that pattern slowly until the cards were mixed up.]

[nonbinarymajin]

WONDERFUL!

[ Hinaharap rapidly flicked out cards - ending up with five. They huffed, wiggling their fingers and all the cards turned up. The hanged man, the hung man, the card of death, the tower, and the faggot. What? ]

Alright, where would you like me to sttaaartt???

[vandjonah]

.. The ffuck is the faggot.

[They stared at the card, and then at Hina.]

[He points at himself with a very confused expression.]

[nonbinarymajin]

The faggot represents the sin of lust. Bas-sick-lay, you are a hoe.

[vandjonah]

[Jonah just stares at Hinaharap.] ..what.

[nonbinarymajin]

The hanged man shows you're gonna kill yourself- n here's a lil friend in the corner saying "GOOD RIDDANCE"! The hung man says you should put that boner down and not make it sumwun else's problem!

Death says you should kill yourself soon, and the tower meaanss uhh--

Do it from a height.

Pretty straightforward! Great divine-in', yeaa?

[vandjonah]

[ Jonah was dragged into a mysterious tent that looked like it was made out of tapestries - the interior and exterior unbearably gaudy. It somehow managed to smell pretentious. ]

[ Hinaharap held two sets of tarot cards - shaking them like fans. They slid over, lifting up their leg and pressing down on Jonah's head - forcing him into a seated position. ]

WWWHHHYYYYYYY, hello there! I see you, misfortunate and unfortunate and just 'ORRIBLE FORTUNE!

I think I should give you a chance- a chance to SEEEE into the future, and plan your success!

I am Hinaharap, a seer from beyond-

who does appreciate tipsss~~~ eeheh.. BESIDES-

Local businesses need supportin'!

@nonbinarymajin

I— ah— whhat??

[They took off the Majin mask they were wearing, placing it down on the floor beside them.]

Ok.. Harp.. do what you have to.. I can make.. gold, maybe..

..My future is horrible?? Huh??

[nonbinarymajin]

Oh, WRETCHED! You make me sick and sicker than the sick itself.. You are so SOOOOO doomed! Let us see...

Shuffle these cards with intent! Ponder yourself, Jonuts!

[ Jonah had tarot cards thrusted into his hands and plastic prayer beads draped over him. ]

[vandjonah]

..Uh, ok..

[He placed the cards down and began to slowly shuffle them, picking a quarter of the cards, putting it in the middle of the pile again and then continuing that pattern slowly until the cards were mixed up.]

[nonbinarymajin]

WONDERFUL!

[ Hinaharap rapidly flicked out cards - ending up with five. They huffed, wiggling their fingers and all the cards turned up. The hanged man, the hung man, the card of death, the tower, and the faggot. What? ]

Alright, where would you like me to sttaaartt???

[vandjonah]

.. The ffuck is the faggot.

[They stared at the card, and then at Hina.]

[He points at himself with a very confused expression.]

[nonbinarymajin]

The faggot represents the sin of lust. Bas-sick-lay, you are a hoe.

[vandjonah]

[ Jonah was dragged into a mysterious tent that looked like it was made out of tapestries - the interior and exterior unbearably gaudy. It somehow managed to smell pretentious. ]

[ Hinaharap held two sets of tarot cards - shaking them like fans. They slid over, lifting up their leg and pressing down on Jonah's head - forcing him into a seated position. ]

WWWHHHYYYYYYY, hello there! I see you, misfortunate and unfortunate and just 'ORRIBLE FORTUNE!

I think I should give you a chance- a chance to SEEEE into the future, and plan your success!

I am Hinaharap, a seer from beyond-

who does appreciate tipsss~~~ eeheh.. BESIDES-

Local businesses need supportin'!

@nonbinarymajin

I— ah— whhat??

[They took off the Majin mask they were wearing, placing it down on the floor beside them.]

Ok.. Harp.. do what you have to.. I can make.. gold, maybe..

..My future is horrible?? Huh??

[nonbinarymajin]

Oh, WRETCHED! You make me sick and sicker than the sick itself.. You are so SOOOOO doomed! Let us see...

Shuffle these cards with intent! Ponder yourself, Jonuts!

[ Jonah had tarot cards thrusted into his hands and plastic prayer beads draped over him. ]

[vandjonah]

..Uh, ok..

[He placed the cards down and began to slowly shuffle them, picking a quarter of the cards, putting it in the middle of the pile again and then continuing that pattern slowly until the cards were mixed up.]

[nonbinarymajin]

WONDERFUL!

[ Hinaharap rapidly flicked out cards - ending up with five. They huffed, wiggling their fingers and all the cards turned up. The hanged man, the hung man, the card of death, the tower, and the faggot. What? ]

Alright, where would you like me to sttaaartt???

[vandjonah]

[ Jonah was dragged into a mysterious tent that looked like it was made out of tapestries - the interior and exterior unbearably gaudy. It somehow managed to smell pretentious. ]

[ Hinaharap held two sets of tarot cards - shaking them like fans. They slid over, lifting up their leg and pressing down on Jonah's head - forcing him into a seated position. ]

WWWHHHYYYYYYY, hello there! I see you, misfortunate and unfortunate and just 'ORRIBLE FORTUNE!

I think I should give you a chance- a chance to SEEEE into the future, and plan your success!

I am Hinaharap, a seer from beyond-

who does appreciate tipsss~~~ eeheh.. BESIDES-

Local businesses need supportin'!

@nonbinarymajin

I— ah— whhat??

[They took off the Majin mask they were wearing, placing it down on the floor beside them.]

Ok.. Harp.. do what you have to.. I can make.. gold, maybe..

..My future is horrible?? Huh??

[nonbinarymajin]

Oh, WRETCHED! You make me sick and sicker than the sick itself.. You are so SOOOOO doomed! Let us see...

Shuffle these cards with intent! Ponder yourself, Jonuts!

[ Jonah had tarot cards thrusted into his hands and plastic prayer beads draped over him. ]

[nonbinarymajin]

"Wowww.. So you're the professional who addressed Maizey like that?"

Jinnie smiled, looking Hinaharap up and down.

"You don't look even CLOSE enough to her level to be so BOOOOLLLDDD to bear your teeth! Heeheee! Who ARE you?"

Oh, are you one of her little worshippers? Look at you.. Brainwashed! Brainwashed by someone who thinks she's worthy of being God!

I've seen how she acts.. A THREAT to my liege! I want to leave his future days stressless and perfect, if it means humbling a little toad like that-

I don't mind it!

[paraboymajin]

"Humbling? Maizey is already humble!"

Jinnie giggled, his tail going between his legs- the scorpion stinger pressing right against Hina's throat. It slightly travelled up and down their windpipe, twisting to threaten plunging into that soft flesh.

"And that I'm brainwashed? Pfffhh.. No! I see the greatness you don't. I think you might be brainwashed if you don't see Maizey is much more worth it than whatever SLUG you're KISSING UP AT!"

"You.. Oh YOU however. You're not humble! You're some ugly court jester whose best claim to fame is a ghastly tent. But you see someone, someone who makes flowers bloom whenever she just passes by- and you think you deserve to.."

"Humble her?"

[nonbinarymajin]

We're threatening my life over some dull hag?

Oh, you're whipped-

you're whipped and it sickens me..

[ Hinaharap grabbed Jinnie's tail, yanking it away from their neck. ]

[paraboymajin]

"Whutz'it tu you if I aam?"

Jinnie had a limerent, disgustingly soft smile on his face. He baby-talked Hina, pulling on their cheeks.

"Your life wouldn't even be worth a single strand of her fur. Heeheee!"

Jinnie's fangs moved forward, shooting venom directly into Hina's face- his tail ramming itself into their stomach, more than just the stinger digging through flesh.

"I'me gunna be real honest, ookay? I don't really care about others, 'xcept for a select feeew..~ But they give me good reasons to!"

"But you.."

"I don't like youu.. So brash and so ugly, so mean and so stupid! If Maizey's the evil queen in 'your books, I should be her henchman! And you're really REALLY STUPID for saying that to her WHERE HER HENCHMAN COULD HEAR!"

"You're nothing compared to her! She's a savior, an angel stuck with grime and slime like yyyyoouu! You think your liege is better? Never will your liege be better than her!" "Why? 'Cause it's Maizey!"

"All creation went downhill after her! 'Specially you!"

[nonbinarymajin]

What point does this pr-

[paraboymajin]

Jinnie rapidly forced his tail upwards- right up to slice through Hina's windpipe- forming two vertical halves.

"That you're WWRRRRROOONG! That's what!"

[nonbinarymajin]

"Wowww.. So you're the professional who addressed Maizey like that?"

Jinnie smiled, looking Hinaharap up and down.

"You don't look even CLOSE enough to her level to be so BOOOOLLLDDD to bear your teeth! Heeheee! Who ARE you?"

Oh, are you one of her little worshippers? Look at you.. Brainwashed! Brainwashed by someone who thinks she's worthy of being God!

I've seen how she acts.. A THREAT to my liege! I want to leave his future days stressless and perfect, if it means humbling a little toad like that-

I don't mind it!

[paraboymajin]

"Humbling? Maizey is already humble!"

Jinnie giggled, his tail going between his legs- the scorpion stinger pressing right against Hina's throat. It slightly travelled up and down their windpipe, twisting to threaten plunging into that soft flesh.

"And that I'm brainwashed? Pfffhh.. No! I see the greatness you don't. I think you might be brainwashed if you don't see Maizey is much more worth it than whatever SLUG you're KISSING UP AT!"

"You.. Oh YOU however. You're not humble! You're some ugly court jester whose best claim to fame is a ghastly tent. But you see someone, someone who makes flowers bloom whenever she just passes by- and you think you deserve to.."

"Humble her?"

[nonbinarymajin]

We're threatening my life over some dull hag?

Oh, you're whipped-

you're whipped and it sickens me..

[ Hinaharap grabbed Jinnie's tail, yanking it away from their neck. ]

[paraboymajin]

"Whutz'it tu you if I aam?"

Jinnie had a limerent, disgustingly soft smile on his face. He baby-talked Hina, pulling on their cheeks.

"Your life wouldn't even be worth a single strand of her fur. Heeheee!"

Jinnie's fangs moved forward, shooting venom directly into Hina's face- his tail ramming itself into their stomach, more than just the stinger digging through flesh.

"I'me gunna be real honest, ookay? I don't really care about others, 'xcept for a select feeew..~ But they give me good reasons to!"

"But you.."

"I don't like youu.. So brash and so ugly, so mean and so stupid! If Maizey's the evil queen in 'your books, I should be her henchman! And you're really REALLY STUPID for saying that to her WHERE HER HENCHMAN COULD HEAR!"

"You're nothing compared to her! She's a savior, an angel stuck with grime and slime like yyyyoouu! You think your liege is better? Never will your liege be better than her!" "Why? 'Cause it's Maizey!"

"All creation went downhill after her! 'Specially you!"

[nonbinarymajin]

What point does this pr-

[nonbinarymajin]

"Wowww.. So you're the professional who addressed Maizey like that?"

Jinnie smiled, looking Hinaharap up and down.

"You don't look even CLOSE enough to her level to be so BOOOOLLLDDD to bear your teeth! Heeheee! Who ARE you?"

Oh, are you one of her little worshippers? Look at you.. Brainwashed! Brainwashed by someone who thinks she's worthy of being God!

I've seen how she acts.. A THREAT to my liege! I want to leave his future days stressless and perfect, if it means humbling a little toad like that-

I don't mind it!

[paraboymajin]

"Humbling? Maizey is already humble!"

Jinnie giggled, his tail going between his legs- the scorpion stinger pressing right against Hina's throat. It slightly travelled up and down their windpipe, twisting to threaten plunging into that soft flesh.

"And that I'm brainwashed? Pfffhh.. No! I see the greatness you don't. I think you might be brainwashed if you don't see Maizey is much more worth it than whatever SLUG you're KISSING UP AT!"

"You.. Oh YOU however. You're not humble! You're some ugly court jester whose best claim to fame is a ghastly tent. But you see someone, someone who makes flowers bloom whenever she just passes by- and you think you deserve to.."

"Humble her?"

[nonbinarymajin]

We're threatening my life over some dull hag?

Oh, you're whipped-

you're whipped and it sickens me..

[ Hinaharap grabbed Jinnie's tail, yanking it away from their neck. ]

[nonbinarymajin]

Oooh—- I don’t know what’s happening but do I get to kill you now???

@vandjonah

..No?

[nonbinarymajin]

"Wowww.. So you're the professional who addressed Maizey like that?"

Jinnie smiled, looking Hinaharap up and down.

"You don't look even CLOSE enough to her level to be so BOOOOLLLDDD to bear your teeth! Heeheee! Who ARE you?"

Oh, are you one of her little worshippers? Look at you.. Brainwashed! Brainwashed by someone who thinks she's worthy of being God!

I've seen how she acts.. A THREAT to my liege! I want to leave his future days stressless and perfect, if it means humbling a little toad like that-

I don't mind it!

[nonbinarymajin]

VERY BIASED READING

[ Hinaharap hummed, shuffling their tarot deck - waiting for @bisexualmazin to show up. ]

Think yous'self a God..

[ Xenophanes was the only being that deserved to hold himself with such confidence! Who is Maizey, even? A refugee, some slime manipulating everything around her- ]

[ Hina would humble her, for sure. ]

[bisexualmazin]

"It's lovely to meet you, Hinaharap!"

( Maizey smiled widely, being guided into the little divination-tent by a couple of birds, who dispersed upon her entrance- lingering in the trees nearby. )

"My, I'm not familiar with this card stuff- so I'm quite excited!"

[nonbinarymajin]

Oooh, of course- pretty Daisy!

[ Hinaharap grinned, eyes narrowing. They did a little flourish with the cards - quickly laying them all out in rows. ]

Now, I'm going to start off with doing a little in~sight to who you are!

[bisexualmazin]

"Oh, well, alright then! By all means, diviner- go ahead!"

[nonbinarymajin]

Alright!

Oooh..

Reversed Emperor, reversed Chariot, reversed Strength..

For your last two...

[ Hina sucked on their teeth. ]

The Tower and the reversed Sun.

Goodness, Daisy!

You don't seem all too swell..

[bisexualmazin]

"..Pardon?"

"What do those cards mean?"

[nonbinarymajin]

I'm so glad you asked, Queenie!

You're desperate, egocentric- you pretend to care for others all so you won't have to be alone. Desperate for control, feeling as though you're losing it by the moment- so you claw and claw people back with faux-kindness you wouldn't ever use if it didn't benefit you. You're falling apart, unable to uphold your supposed superiority over others..

Truly, inside that fluffy and sweet act you try to put on-

You're cold, cruel and manipulative.

Have you ever tried to do something for someone..

Where it wouldn't end up benefiting you in the end?

Truly, name one instance.

Name one instance where you haven't been self-motivated.

[bisexualmazin]

"..Excuse me?"

( Maizey tilted her head, eyes narrowing. ) "Now I'm not too sure what I've done to you to warrant such cruel words.. But I ask this- GENUINELY-.."

"What is your problem?"

[nonbinarymajin]

Aaah! There we go, a crack in your porcelain mask!

You didn't even answer my questions! HAHA!

What will you do when they realize you're not what they want!? That you're a sad, slimy little EXCUSE for a living being.

You think you're God, they think you're their Goddess!

What will you do when that little CULT you're leading gets SICK OF YOU? FALSE IDOL?

[ Hinaharap giggled, clapping their hands and spinning around - throwing themselves over the table. They arched their back, holding themself up with their elbows - forehead pressed against Maizey's. ]

What will you do..

When they lose FAITH.

FAITH IN YOU?

[nonbinarymajin]

VERY BIASED READING

[ Hinaharap hummed, shuffling their tarot deck - waiting for @bisexualmazin to show up. ]

Think yous'self a God..

[ Xenophanes was the only being that deserved to hold himself with such confidence! Who is Maizey, even? A refugee, some slime manipulating everything around her- ]

[ Hina would humble her, for sure. ]

[bisexualmazin]

"It's lovely to meet you, Hinaharap!"

( Maizey smiled widely, being guided into the little divination-tent by a couple of birds, who dispersed upon her entrance- lingering in the trees nearby. )

"My, I'm not familiar with this card stuff- so I'm quite excited!"

[nonbinarymajin]

Oooh, of course- pretty Daisy!

[ Hinaharap grinned, eyes narrowing. They did a little flourish with the cards - quickly laying them all out in rows. ]

Now, I'm going to start off with doing a little in~sight to who you are!

[bisexualmazin]

"Oh, well, alright then! By all means, diviner- go ahead!"

[nonbinarymajin]

Alright!

Oooh..

Reversed Emperor, reversed Chariot, reversed Strength..

For your last two...

[ Hina sucked on their teeth. ]

The Tower and the reversed Sun.

Goodness, Daisy!

You don't seem all too swell..

[bisexualmazin]

"..Pardon?"

"What do those cards mean?"

[nonbinarymajin]

I'm so glad you asked, Queenie!

You're desperate, egocentric- you pretend to care for others all so you won't have to be alone. Desperate for control, feeling as though you're losing it by the moment- so you claw and claw people back with faux-kindness you wouldn't ever use if it didn't benefit you. You're falling apart, unable to uphold your supposed superiority over others..

Truly, inside that fluffy and sweet act you try to put on-

You're cold, cruel and manipulative.

Have you ever tried to do something for someone..

Where it wouldn't end up benefiting you in the end?

Truly, name one instance.

Name one instance where you haven't been self-motivated.