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carjacks

like a hijack with cars? 👀

Car jacks are a tool for fixing cars and NOT a type of crime involving hijacking cars, Daph.

What are you intentions with my best friend? I will not tolerate any pain on her behalf because of you.

- @cheri-faerie

What? Who are you and who are you even referring t— Oh. This is about the princess, isn’t it?

I’d certainly hope there’s no one else. I’m telling you right now if she sheds a singular tear for you I’m having you exiled.

No. I’m occupied at the moment. If you could just calm down for a moment that would be great.

I’m perfectly calm thank you very much.

You’re very feisty.

I don’t know how Bri deals with you but just don’t hurt her. She’s sunshine incarnate and a sister to me so one step out of line and you’re done.

Why don’t you ask her about me? I’m sure she’ll have lots to say.

This is making me feel as if I don’t want to ask…I’m not sure I need to know what goes on in private areas between you two.

What do you mean by that?

Just that I heard the maids gossiping about you going into her rooms alone late last night. Bri you really need to be more subtle, I can show you some of the secret passages that lead to that wing of the castle.

What? I wasn’t even in her room, we were in the garden— I mean, how did they even notice? I thought everyone was asleep after the ball. No matter. Secret passages, you say?

Yes, there’s one leading to the contestant’s wing through that closed servants hall with the creepy sounds coming from it. I’ve been inside before it’s a very quick route.

And Bri please be a little more subtle with the longing glances towards Clara, there’s only so much yearning I can stand to watch before I do something drastic like lock you two in a broom closet.

I know some things about broom closets.

…?

Who even are you?

Oh I was just talking to the princess at that ball you guys had!!

Ah I see. From which kingdom do you come from?

Ilya! It’s about a 48 hour boat ride away.

Oh, I’ve read about Ilya! Is it true magic still exists in your lands?

Yes! We definitely don’t flaunt it around as much anymore though.

I see…still, it must be nice. Here we just have our Gods—well not our. I’m not a believer. But anyways magic sounds amazing, I wish I could have it.

It’s very convenient. My husband is always using his to pamper me.

Hey, I know we don't talk often, but maybe you shouldn't be confirming your kingdom's magical abilities to a kingdom without magic... they might feel certain ways about that...

Oh… I mean… If they had a problem why would they invite us? It’s literally what we’re known for.

It could be an ambush or something!

This is our second time here?

That's how people get you! By playing the long game!

#bing 🍀

What are you intentions with my best friend? I will not tolerate any pain on her behalf because of you.

- @cheri-faerie

What? Who are you and who are you even referring t— Oh. This is about the princess, isn’t it?

I’d certainly hope there’s no one else. I’m telling you right now if she sheds a singular tear for you I’m having you exiled.

No. I’m occupied at the moment. If you could just calm down for a moment that would be great.

I’m perfectly calm thank you very much.

You’re very feisty.

I don’t know how Bri deals with you but just don’t hurt her. She’s sunshine incarnate and a sister to me so one step out of line and you’re done.

Why don’t you ask her about me? I’m sure she’ll have lots to say.

This is making me feel as if I don’t want to ask…I’m not sure I need to know what goes on in private areas between you two.

What do you mean by that?

What? I wasn’t even in her room, we were in the garden— I mean, how did they even notice? I thought everyone was asleep after the ball. No matter. Secret passages, you say?

Yes, there’s one leading to the contestant’s wing through that closed servants hall with the creepy sounds coming from it. I’ve been inside before it’s a very quick route.

And Bri please be a little more subtle with the longing glances towards Clara, there’s only so much yearning I can stand to watch before I do something drastic like lock you two in a broom closet.

I know some things about broom closets.

…?

Who even are you?

Oh I was just talking to the princess at that ball you guys had!!

Ah I see. From which kingdom do you come from?

Ilya! It’s about a 48 hour boat ride away.

Oh, I’ve read about Ilya! Is it true magic still exists in your lands?

Yes! We definitely don’t flaunt it around as much anymore though.

I see…still, it must be nice. Here we just have our Gods—well not our. I’m not a believer. But anyways magic sounds amazing, I wish I could have it.

It’s very convenient. My husband is always using his to pamper me.

Hey, I know we don't talk often, but maybe you shouldn't be confirming your kingdom's magical abilities to a kingdom without magic... they might feel certain ways about that...

Oh… I mean… If they had a problem why would they invite us? It’s literally what we’re known for.

It could be an ambush or something!

#bing 🍀

What are you intentions with my best friend? I will not tolerate any pain on her behalf because of you.

- @cheri-faerie

What? Who are you and who are you even referring t— Oh. This is about the princess, isn’t it?

I’d certainly hope there’s no one else. I’m telling you right now if she sheds a singular tear for you I’m having you exiled.

No. I’m occupied at the moment. If you could just calm down for a moment that would be great.

I’m perfectly calm thank you very much.

You’re very feisty.

I don’t know how Bri deals with you but just don’t hurt her. She’s sunshine incarnate and a sister to me so one step out of line and you’re done.

Why don’t you ask her about me? I’m sure she’ll have lots to say.

This is making me feel as if I don’t want to ask…I’m not sure I need to know what goes on in private areas between you two.

What do you mean by that?

What? I wasn’t even in her room, we were in the garden— I mean, how did they even notice? I thought everyone was asleep after the ball. No matter. Secret passages, you say?

Yes, there’s one leading to the contestant’s wing through that closed servants hall with the creepy sounds coming from it. I’ve been inside before it’s a very quick route.

And Bri please be a little more subtle with the longing glances towards Clara, there’s only so much yearning I can stand to watch before I do something drastic like lock you two in a broom closet.

I know some things about broom closets.

…?

Who even are you?

Oh I was just talking to the princess at that ball you guys had!!

Ah I see. From which kingdom do you come from?

Ilya! It’s about a 48 hour boat ride away.

Oh, I’ve read about Ilya! Is it true magic still exists in your lands?

Yes! We definitely don’t flaunt it around as much anymore though.

I see…still, it must be nice. Here we just have our Gods—well not our. I’m not a believer. But anyways magic sounds amazing, I wish I could have it.

It’s very convenient. My husband is always using his to pamper me.

Hey, I know we don't talk often, but maybe you shouldn't be confirming your kingdom's magical abilities to a kingdom without magic... they might feel certain ways about that...

#bing 🍀

malakai-azer

Can I help you?

#kai 🐇#//the entity should be read as though he is referencing a bug methinks

So The Entity is bothering ALL of us then?

Hello.

#the entities 🧍

@princeofthehollow it’s so claustrophobic in hereee :(

Wow he looks so dangerous you should stay away from him.

there’s really not enough space for that here

ALSO HIII 🥰💓

At least SOMEONE agrees with me. The dude is totally a risk

Daphnie here was the one who told me about how “dangerous” he was, now here she is all cozy and comfortable with him. Interesting how that works.

i’m not— he’s only helping me put my shelves back…

Uh huh.

wdymmm uh huh? you wanna help?

Why would I do that?

because you seem to care a lot about what i’m doing here…

I really don’t care, I’m just curious.

i know sandwiches are pretty common where you’re from, but it won’t happen here, so don’t be curious 🥰🥪💕💕

I'm not a particularly large fan of sandwiches myself, but what have they done to you???

you’re a fan of doing them tho… 👀💗

I would never stick my hypothetical dick in a sandwich.

COLE WHAT 😭😭

"You like doing sandwiches" Well I don't. Because I don't stick my dick in sandwiches. I am not DOING the sandwiches. I am not lonely enough for that.

THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT 😭😭😭

What else could you have possibly meant, Daph? You know, I should feel insulted that you even called me a sandwich fucker.

@princeofthehollow it’s so claustrophobic in hereee :(

Wow he looks so dangerous you should stay away from him.

there’s really not enough space for that here

ALSO HIII 🥰💓

At least SOMEONE agrees with me. The dude is totally a risk

Daphnie here was the one who told me about how “dangerous” he was, now here she is all cozy and comfortable with him. Interesting how that works.

i’m not— he’s only helping me put my shelves back…

Uh huh.

wdymmm uh huh? you wanna help?

Why would I do that?

because you seem to care a lot about what i’m doing here…

I really don’t care, I’m just curious.

i know sandwiches are pretty common where you’re from, but it won’t happen here, so don’t be curious 🥰🥪💕💕

I'm not a particularly large fan of sandwiches myself, but what have they done to you???

you’re a fan of doing them tho… 👀💗

I would never stick my hypothetical dick in a sandwich.

COLE WHAT 😭😭

"You like doing sandwiches" Well I don't. Because I don't stick my dick in sandwiches. I am not DOING the sandwiches. I am not lonely enough for that.

@princeofthehollow it’s so claustrophobic in hereee :(

Wow he looks so dangerous you should stay away from him.

there’s really not enough space for that here

ALSO HIII 🥰💓

At least SOMEONE agrees with me. The dude is totally a risk

Daphnie here was the one who told me about how “dangerous” he was, now here she is all cozy and comfortable with him. Interesting how that works.

i’m not— he’s only helping me put my shelves back…

Uh huh.

wdymmm uh huh? you wanna help?

Why would I do that?

because you seem to care a lot about what i’m doing here…

I really don’t care, I’m just curious.

i know sandwiches are pretty common where you’re from, but it won’t happen here, so don’t be curious 🥰🥪💕💕

I'm not a particularly large fan of sandwiches myself, but what have they done to you???

you’re a fan of doing them tho… 👀💗

#daph 🌸#//unfortunately he's taking this as literally as possible sorry

I would never stick my hypothetical dick in a sandwich.

@princeofthehollow it’s so claustrophobic in hereee :(

Wow he looks so dangerous you should stay away from him.

there’s really not enough space for that here

ALSO HIII 🥰💓

At least SOMEONE agrees with me. The dude is totally a risk

Daphnie here was the one who told me about how “dangerous” he was, now here she is all cozy and comfortable with him. Interesting how that works.

i’m not— he’s only helping me put my shelves back…

Uh huh.

wdymmm uh huh? you wanna help?

Why would I do that?

because you seem to care a lot about what i’m doing here…

I really don’t care, I’m just curious.

i know sandwiches are pretty common where you’re from, but it won’t happen here, so don’t be curious 🥰🥪💕💕

I'm not a particularly large fan of sandwiches myself, but what have they done to you???

@princeofthehollow it’s so claustrophobic in hereee :(

Wow he looks so dangerous you should stay away from him.

there’s really not enough space for that here

ALSO HIII 🥰💓

At least SOMEONE agrees with me. The dude is totally a risk

Daphnie here was the one who told me about how “dangerous” he was, now here she is all cozy and comfortable with him. Interesting how that works.

She's never told me anything about him, he just gives me the vibes, y'know? Like he just looks like bad news. Glad to know there's actual acknowledgement then.

She doesn’t seem to care about it, clearly.

Well- yeah. Clearly so. It's nice to not feel insane about it, though.

@princeofthehollow it’s so claustrophobic in hereee :(

Wow he looks so dangerous you should stay away from him.

there’s really not enough space for that here

ALSO HIII 🥰💓

At least SOMEONE agrees with me. The dude is totally a risk

Daphnie here was the one who told me about how “dangerous” he was, now here she is all cozy and comfortable with him. Interesting how that works.

She's never told me anything about him, he just gives me the vibes, y'know? Like he just looks like bad news. Glad to know there's actual acknowledgement then.

you cannot be talking about bad news, cole…

What could this possibly mean!?

i have a sixth sense 🥰💓

Do you now? And is it saying anything in particular about me?

@princeofthehollow it’s so claustrophobic in hereee :(

Wow he looks so dangerous you should stay away from him.

there’s really not enough space for that here

ALSO HIII 🥰💓

At least SOMEONE agrees with me. The dude is totally a risk

Daphnie here was the one who told me about how “dangerous” he was, now here she is all cozy and comfortable with him. Interesting how that works.

She's never told me anything about him, he just gives me the vibes, y'know? Like he just looks like bad news. Glad to know there's actual acknowledgement then.

you cannot be talking about bad news, cole…

What could this possibly mean!?

@princeofthehollow it’s so claustrophobic in hereee :(

Wow he looks so dangerous you should stay away from him.

there’s really not enough space for that here

ALSO HIII 🥰💓

At least SOMEONE agrees with me. The dude is totally a risk

Daphnie here was the one who told me about how “dangerous” he was, now here she is all cozy and comfortable with him. Interesting how that works.