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What are you intentions with my best friend? I will not tolerate any pain on her behalf because of you.

- @cheri-faerie

What? Who are you and who are you even referring t— Oh. This is about the princess, isn’t it?

I’d certainly hope there’s no one else. I’m telling you right now if she sheds a singular tear for you I’m having you exiled.

No. I’m occupied at the moment. If you could just calm down for a moment that would be great.

I’m perfectly calm thank you very much.

You’re very feisty.

I don’t know how Bri deals with you but just don’t hurt her. She’s sunshine incarnate and a sister to me so one step out of line and you’re done.

Why don’t you ask her about me? I’m sure she’ll have lots to say.

This is making me feel as if I don’t want to ask…I’m not sure I need to know what goes on in private areas between you two.

What do you mean by that?

Just that I heard the maids gossiping about you going into her rooms alone late last night. Bri you really need to be more subtle, I can show you some of the secret passages that lead to that wing of the castle.

What? I wasn’t even in her room, we were in the garden— I mean, how did they even notice? I thought everyone was asleep after the ball. No matter. Secret passages, you say?

Yes, there’s one leading to the contestant’s wing through that closed servants hall with the creepy sounds coming from it. I’ve been inside before it’s a very quick route.

And Bri please be a little more subtle with the longing glances towards Clara, there’s only so much yearning I can stand to watch before I do something drastic like lock you two in a broom closet.

How do you know all of this? And are you sure it’s safe?

I don’t know what longing glances you’re talking about, I’m not yearning for anyone. I’ve only known her for a couple of days, even if I’ve spent a lot of that time with her.

You’re not the only one who sneaks around, and yes I’m sure. I’ve taken the passage hundreds of times.

Keep telling yourself that lovely Bri. And notice how there’s no objections to the broom closet idea…

Alright, I believe you. Thank you so much, I’ll have to try it out sometime. …Not that I’d be constantly visiting anyone or anything.

I didn’t think the broom closet needed to be objected to, I took it as a joke!

Totally I believe you.

Oh no I was fully serious about that. Anything to help with your love life.

You should. I still appreciate the information, though.

What? There is no love life going on, not right now anyway. How would you even get us in a broom closet in the first place?

Exactly, “not right now” implies there will be one soon. And I have my ways…even if they involve harmless kidnapping of the both of you.

That’s not something you can just know! It’s not just up to me, anyway. And what? How would you even manage that? Is there something you want to tell me, Cheri?

Once again implying that you do fancy Ms. Kayne. And I can know this, I have eyes. How I would manage it is a different story but I did just tell you about the secret passageways, so sneaking around isn’t a problem.

Maybe I am vaguely interested, but even if I was, what of it? I’m rather good at reading people but I can’t figure out what she is thinking. And remind me not to get on your bad side, practical issues aside I have no trouble believing that you could kidnap someone for the right reasons.

If you are you should take action! You of all people deserve to find love. Just think of how romantic it sounds: the princess and her knight.

Don’t worry Bri, you could never get on my bad side. I’m flattered by your faith in me to commit a crime though.

What do you mean with action, exactly? Thank you, though, Cheri. It doesn’t sound too bad, does it? I just can’t imagine almost anyone but you approving…

And honestly, I don’t think there’s anything you can’t do if you put your mind to it.

Action as in asking her for a walk through the rose gardens or something similarly romantic. Who cares if others approve? You’ll be queen and they’ll soon be bowing at your feet.

I really do love you, Bri.

I have no way of telling if she’ll agree to a romantic walk or laugh at my face. I also have my father to get past, both if I want to be with anyone publicly and when I am to rule.

Love you too, Cheri dear.

If she laughs then I’ll take care of it. Respectfully though your father may be king now he won’t be in a few years, and then you can do whatever you wish, even if you sadly do have to keep any relationships under wraps for now.

Thank you, Cheri. I can always count on you to cheer me up. You’re right, if I can fend arranged marriages off for a while longer, I will get to decide for myself soon enough. If I had a relationship to hide, I’m sure I could handle it, knowing it’s not forever.

Of course, dear Bri. And as usual thank you for admitting that I’m right. I can be your alibi for as long as you need to sneak around.

Sorry I’m running late!

@princessbriana You better save me some of Cook’s dinner rolls.

Where are you running off to, doll?

Oh my! You scared me, who the hell are you? I’ve never seen you in the castle before. Are you a contestant?

Not quite. I am Lord Asael, here to hopefully strike an alliance with your beautiful kingdom. I wasn’t looking forward to the task very much, but now that I know that someone as pretty as you is here…

Well, I suppose I’m flattered. I’m Lady Natasia, if we’re being formal, but away from the proceedings of the court I prefer Cheri. If you hope to catch the king you’ll want to attend this dinner I’m headed too.

Also, I couldn’t help but notice you share a name with one of Sylvaine’s Gods. Is your kingdom religious too?

A lovely name for an even lovelier woman.

Ah yes, I was invited but I got lost looking for the Great Hall. I’ll follow you, if you don’t mind that, Cheri.

Err, not so much my kingdom as…my parents. They are very devoted to various gods, including, as you can tell, Asael. Why? Are you not religious?

I don’t mind at all. Please feel free.

No offense meant by this, but any inkling of belief I had of the Gods died last summer. Quite frankly I don’t know how you can sit there and believe when such horrid things happen in this world.

And don’t even get me started on Asael. Not you, but the God obviously I don’t even know you- ok I’m rambling now. Let’s just say none of my prayers were ever answered. Me and love don’t mix.

Ah. I’m very sorry to hear that, but I have a hard time believing that your story is over. And I do see your point, but sometimes hope of someone out there watching over us is the only thing keeping people together.

Also I couldn’t help but overhear that you were talking with who I assume was the princess earlier about possibly setting her up with someone? I’m a sucker for forbidden love stories. If you’d like a hand, I’m happy to help speed up the process of getting them together.

#//hater alert #i love her sm #the foreign lord.

I also see your point, but my earlier statement still stands.

And why were you even snooping about? In a foreign castle no less, not even your own. I’m going to have to decline your offer, and if you tell a single soul about the princess’s predicament I will have you hunted down.

What are you intentions with my best friend? I will not tolerate any pain on her behalf because of you.

- @cheri-faerie

What? Who are you and who are you even referring t— Oh. This is about the princess, isn’t it?

I’d certainly hope there’s no one else. I’m telling you right now if she sheds a singular tear for you I’m having you exiled.

No. I’m occupied at the moment. If you could just calm down for a moment that would be great.

I’m perfectly calm thank you very much.

You’re very feisty.

I don’t know how Bri deals with you but just don’t hurt her. She’s sunshine incarnate and a sister to me so one step out of line and you’re done.

Why don’t you ask her about me? I’m sure she’ll have lots to say.

This is making me feel as if I don’t want to ask…I’m not sure I need to know what goes on in private areas between you two.

What do you mean by that?

Just that I heard the maids gossiping about you going into her rooms alone late last night. Bri you really need to be more subtle, I can show you some of the secret passages that lead to that wing of the castle.

What? I wasn’t even in her room, we were in the garden— I mean, how did they even notice? I thought everyone was asleep after the ball. No matter. Secret passages, you say?

Yes, there’s one leading to the contestant’s wing through that closed servants hall with the creepy sounds coming from it. I’ve been inside before it’s a very quick route.

And Bri please be a little more subtle with the longing glances towards Clara, there’s only so much yearning I can stand to watch before I do something drastic like lock you two in a broom closet.

How do you know all of this? And are you sure it’s safe?

I don’t know what longing glances you’re talking about, I’m not yearning for anyone. I’ve only known her for a couple of days, even if I’ve spent a lot of that time with her.

You’re not the only one who sneaks around, and yes I’m sure. I’ve taken the passage hundreds of times.

Keep telling yourself that lovely Bri. And notice how there’s no objections to the broom closet idea…

Alright, I believe you. Thank you so much, I’ll have to try it out sometime. …Not that I’d be constantly visiting anyone or anything.

I didn’t think the broom closet needed to be objected to, I took it as a joke!

Totally I believe you.

Oh no I was fully serious about that. Anything to help with your love life.

You should. I still appreciate the information, though.

What? There is no love life going on, not right now anyway. How would you even get us in a broom closet in the first place?

Exactly, “not right now” implies there will be one soon. And I have my ways…even if they involve harmless kidnapping of the both of you.

That’s not something you can just know! It’s not just up to me, anyway. And what? How would you even manage that? Is there something you want to tell me, Cheri?

Once again implying that you do fancy Ms. Kayne. And I can know this, I have eyes. How I would manage it is a different story but I did just tell you about the secret passageways, so sneaking around isn’t a problem.

Maybe I am vaguely interested, but even if I was, what of it? I’m rather good at reading people but I can’t figure out what she is thinking. And remind me not to get on your bad side, practical issues aside I have no trouble believing that you could kidnap someone for the right reasons.

If you are you should take action! You of all people deserve to find love. Just think of how romantic it sounds: the princess and her knight.

Don’t worry Bri, you could never get on my bad side. I’m flattered by your faith in me to commit a crime though.

What do you mean with action, exactly? Thank you, though, Cheri. It doesn’t sound too bad, does it? I just can’t imagine almost anyone but you approving…

And honestly, I don’t think there’s anything you can’t do if you put your mind to it.

Action as in asking her for a walk through the rose gardens or something similarly romantic. Who cares if others approve? You’ll be queen and they’ll soon be bowing at your feet.

I really do love you, Bri.

I have no way of telling if she’ll agree to a romantic walk or laugh at my face. I also have my father to get past, both if I want to be with anyone publicly and when I am to rule.

Love you too, Cheri dear.

If she laughs then I’ll take care of it. Respectfully though your father may be king now he won’t be in a few years, and then you can do whatever you wish, even if you sadly do have to keep any relationships under wraps for now.

What are you intentions with my best friend? I will not tolerate any pain on her behalf because of you.

- @cheri-faerie

What? Who are you and who are you even referring t— Oh. This is about the princess, isn’t it?

I’d certainly hope there’s no one else. I’m telling you right now if she sheds a singular tear for you I’m having you exiled.

No. I’m occupied at the moment. If you could just calm down for a moment that would be great.

I’m perfectly calm thank you very much.

You’re very feisty.

I don’t know how Bri deals with you but just don’t hurt her. She’s sunshine incarnate and a sister to me so one step out of line and you’re done.

Why don’t you ask her about me? I’m sure she’ll have lots to say.

This is making me feel as if I don’t want to ask…I’m not sure I need to know what goes on in private areas between you two.

What do you mean by that?

Just that I heard the maids gossiping about you going into her rooms alone late last night. Bri you really need to be more subtle, I can show you some of the secret passages that lead to that wing of the castle.

What? I wasn’t even in her room, we were in the garden— I mean, how did they even notice? I thought everyone was asleep after the ball. No matter. Secret passages, you say?

Yes, there’s one leading to the contestant’s wing through that closed servants hall with the creepy sounds coming from it. I’ve been inside before it’s a very quick route.

And Bri please be a little more subtle with the longing glances towards Clara, there’s only so much yearning I can stand to watch before I do something drastic like lock you two in a broom closet.

How do you know all of this? And are you sure it’s safe?

I don’t know what longing glances you’re talking about, I’m not yearning for anyone. I’ve only known her for a couple of days, even if I’ve spent a lot of that time with her.

You’re not the only one who sneaks around, and yes I’m sure. I’ve taken the passage hundreds of times.

Keep telling yourself that lovely Bri. And notice how there’s no objections to the broom closet idea…

Alright, I believe you. Thank you so much, I’ll have to try it out sometime. …Not that I’d be constantly visiting anyone or anything.

I didn’t think the broom closet needed to be objected to, I took it as a joke!

Totally I believe you.

Oh no I was fully serious about that. Anything to help with your love life.

You should. I still appreciate the information, though.

What? There is no love life going on, not right now anyway. How would you even get us in a broom closet in the first place?

Exactly, “not right now” implies there will be one soon. And I have my ways…even if they involve harmless kidnapping of the both of you.

Don’t you dare.

Honestly I’m flattered you think I could even pull it off, but if the tension gets to that point then I may be forced into it…of course if you two hurry it along I won’t have to go through the trouble of all that…

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Denial is only the first stage, Ms. Kayne.

You’re getting ahead of yourself, Ms. Cheri.

Anger is the next stage.

I’m not angry.

#<- what is a crush if not going through the 5 stages of grief #//PREV LITERALLY #the knight.

You’re making no progress, you’ve just come back to denial. And that broom closet idea is just sounding a lot more promising right now.

What are you intentions with my best friend? I will not tolerate any pain on her behalf because of you.

- @cheri-faerie

What? Who are you and who are you even referring t— Oh. This is about the princess, isn’t it?

I’d certainly hope there’s no one else. I’m telling you right now if she sheds a singular tear for you I’m having you exiled.

No. I’m occupied at the moment. If you could just calm down for a moment that would be great.

I’m perfectly calm thank you very much.

You’re very feisty.

I don’t know how Bri deals with you but just don’t hurt her. She’s sunshine incarnate and a sister to me so one step out of line and you’re done.

Why don’t you ask her about me? I’m sure she’ll have lots to say.

This is making me feel as if I don’t want to ask…I’m not sure I need to know what goes on in private areas between you two.

What do you mean by that?

Just that I heard the maids gossiping about you going into her rooms alone late last night. Bri you really need to be more subtle, I can show you some of the secret passages that lead to that wing of the castle.

What? I wasn’t even in her room, we were in the garden— I mean, how did they even notice? I thought everyone was asleep after the ball. No matter. Secret passages, you say?

Yes, there’s one leading to the contestant’s wing through that closed servants hall with the creepy sounds coming from it. I’ve been inside before it’s a very quick route.

And Bri please be a little more subtle with the longing glances towards Clara, there’s only so much yearning I can stand to watch before I do something drastic like lock you two in a broom closet.

I know some things about broom closets.

…?

Who even are you?

Oh I was just talking to the princess at that ball you guys had!!

Ah I see. From which kingdom do you come from?

Ilya! It’s about a 48 hour boat ride away.

Oh, I’ve read about Ilya! Is it true magic still exists in your lands?

Yes! We definitely don’t flaunt it around as much anymore though.

I see…still, it must be nice. Here we just have our Gods—well not our. I’m not a believer. But anyways magic sounds amazing, I wish I could have it.

It’s very convenient. My husband is always using his to pamper me.

How lovely. If only Sylvanian men were more like Ilyans.

And I just have to ask this but I’ve heard rumors that your princes can turn into animals. Specifically ducks and rabbits. Is that true?

Uhhhhh you should ask them! They love hearing about it 🫶

Oh, ok! Is it an appropriate topic to bring up at the dinner? Or is it a sensitive subject?

#the stranger.

What are you intentions with my best friend? I will not tolerate any pain on her behalf because of you.

- @cheri-faerie

What? Who are you and who are you even referring t— Oh. This is about the princess, isn’t it?

I’d certainly hope there’s no one else. I’m telling you right now if she sheds a singular tear for you I’m having you exiled.

No. I’m occupied at the moment. If you could just calm down for a moment that would be great.

I’m perfectly calm thank you very much.

You’re very feisty.

I don’t know how Bri deals with you but just don’t hurt her. She’s sunshine incarnate and a sister to me so one step out of line and you’re done.

Why don’t you ask her about me? I’m sure she’ll have lots to say.

This is making me feel as if I don’t want to ask…I’m not sure I need to know what goes on in private areas between you two.

What do you mean by that?

Just that I heard the maids gossiping about you going into her rooms alone late last night. Bri you really need to be more subtle, I can show you some of the secret passages that lead to that wing of the castle.

What? I wasn’t even in her room, we were in the garden— I mean, how did they even notice? I thought everyone was asleep after the ball. No matter. Secret passages, you say?

Yes, there’s one leading to the contestant’s wing through that closed servants hall with the creepy sounds coming from it. I’ve been inside before it’s a very quick route.

And Bri please be a little more subtle with the longing glances towards Clara, there’s only so much yearning I can stand to watch before I do something drastic like lock you two in a broom closet.

How do you know all of this? And are you sure it’s safe?

I don’t know what longing glances you’re talking about, I’m not yearning for anyone. I’ve only known her for a couple of days, even if I’ve spent a lot of that time with her.

You’re not the only one who sneaks around, and yes I’m sure. I’ve taken the passage hundreds of times.

Keep telling yourself that lovely Bri. And notice how there’s no objections to the broom closet idea…

Alright, I believe you. Thank you so much, I’ll have to try it out sometime. …Not that I’d be constantly visiting anyone or anything.

I didn’t think the broom closet needed to be objected to, I took it as a joke!

Totally I believe you.

Oh no I was fully serious about that. Anything to help with your love life.

You should. I still appreciate the information, though.

What? There is no love life going on, not right now anyway. How would you even get us in a broom closet in the first place?

Exactly, “not right now” implies there will be one soon. And I have my ways…even if they involve harmless kidnapping of the both of you.

That’s not something you can just know! It’s not just up to me, anyway. And what? How would you even manage that? Is there something you want to tell me, Cheri?

Once again implying that you do fancy Ms. Kayne. And I can know this, I have eyes. How I would manage it is a different story but I did just tell you about the secret passageways, so sneaking around isn’t a problem.

Maybe I am vaguely interested, but even if I was, what of it? I’m rather good at reading people but I can’t figure out what she is thinking. And remind me not to get on your bad side, practical issues aside I have no trouble believing that you could kidnap someone for the right reasons.

If you are you should take action! You of all people deserve to find love. Just think of how romantic it sounds: the princess and her knight.

Don’t worry Bri, you could never get on my bad side. I’m flattered by your faith in me to commit a crime though.

What do you mean with action, exactly? Thank you, though, Cheri. It doesn’t sound too bad, does it? I just can’t imagine almost anyone but you approving…

And honestly, I don’t think there’s anything you can’t do if you put your mind to it.

Action as in asking her for a walk through the rose gardens or something similarly romantic. Who cares if others approve? You’ll be queen and they’ll soon be bowing at your feet.

I really do love you, Bri.

What are you intentions with my best friend? I will not tolerate any pain on her behalf because of you.

- @cheri-faerie

What? Who are you and who are you even referring t— Oh. This is about the princess, isn’t it?

I’d certainly hope there’s no one else. I’m telling you right now if she sheds a singular tear for you I’m having you exiled.

No. I’m occupied at the moment. If you could just calm down for a moment that would be great.

I’m perfectly calm thank you very much.

You’re very feisty.

I don’t know how Bri deals with you but just don’t hurt her. She’s sunshine incarnate and a sister to me so one step out of line and you’re done.

Why don’t you ask her about me? I’m sure she’ll have lots to say.

This is making me feel as if I don’t want to ask…I’m not sure I need to know what goes on in private areas between you two.

What do you mean by that?

Just that I heard the maids gossiping about you going into her rooms alone late last night. Bri you really need to be more subtle, I can show you some of the secret passages that lead to that wing of the castle.

What? I wasn’t even in her room, we were in the garden— I mean, how did they even notice? I thought everyone was asleep after the ball. No matter. Secret passages, you say?

Yes, there’s one leading to the contestant’s wing through that closed servants hall with the creepy sounds coming from it. I’ve been inside before it’s a very quick route.

And Bri please be a little more subtle with the longing glances towards Clara, there’s only so much yearning I can stand to watch before I do something drastic like lock you two in a broom closet.

How do you know all of this? And are you sure it’s safe?

I don’t know what longing glances you’re talking about, I’m not yearning for anyone. I’ve only known her for a couple of days, even if I’ve spent a lot of that time with her.

You’re not the only one who sneaks around, and yes I’m sure. I’ve taken the passage hundreds of times.

Keep telling yourself that lovely Bri. And notice how there’s no objections to the broom closet idea…

Alright, I believe you. Thank you so much, I’ll have to try it out sometime. …Not that I’d be constantly visiting anyone or anything.

I didn’t think the broom closet needed to be objected to, I took it as a joke!

Totally I believe you.

Oh no I was fully serious about that. Anything to help with your love life.

You should. I still appreciate the information, though.

What? There is no love life going on, not right now anyway. How would you even get us in a broom closet in the first place?

Exactly, “not right now” implies there will be one soon. And I have my ways…even if they involve harmless kidnapping of the both of you.

Don’t you dare.

Honestly I’m flattered you think I could even pull it off, but if the tension gets to that point then I may be forced into it…of course if you two hurry it along I won’t have to go through the trouble of all that…

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Denial is only the first stage, Ms. Kayne.

You’re getting ahead of yourself, Ms. Cheri.

#//ik this is for grief but close enough #the knight.

Anger is the next stage.

What are you intentions with my best friend? I will not tolerate any pain on her behalf because of you.

- @cheri-faerie

What? Who are you and who are you even referring t— Oh. This is about the princess, isn’t it?

I’d certainly hope there’s no one else. I’m telling you right now if she sheds a singular tear for you I’m having you exiled.

No. I’m occupied at the moment. If you could just calm down for a moment that would be great.

I’m perfectly calm thank you very much.

You’re very feisty.

I don’t know how Bri deals with you but just don’t hurt her. She’s sunshine incarnate and a sister to me so one step out of line and you’re done.

Why don’t you ask her about me? I’m sure she’ll have lots to say.

This is making me feel as if I don’t want to ask…I’m not sure I need to know what goes on in private areas between you two.

What do you mean by that?

Just that I heard the maids gossiping about you going into her rooms alone late last night. Bri you really need to be more subtle, I can show you some of the secret passages that lead to that wing of the castle.

What? I wasn’t even in her room, we were in the garden— I mean, how did they even notice? I thought everyone was asleep after the ball. No matter. Secret passages, you say?

Yes, there’s one leading to the contestant’s wing through that closed servants hall with the creepy sounds coming from it. I’ve been inside before it’s a very quick route.

And Bri please be a little more subtle with the longing glances towards Clara, there’s only so much yearning I can stand to watch before I do something drastic like lock you two in a broom closet.

I know some things about broom closets.

…?

Who even are you?

Oh I was just talking to the princess at that ball you guys had!!

Ah I see. From which kingdom do you come from?

Ilya! It’s about a 48 hour boat ride away.

Oh, I’ve read about Ilya! Is it true magic still exists in your lands?

Yes! We definitely don’t flaunt it around as much anymore though.

I see…still, it must be nice. Here we just have our Gods—well not our. I’m not a believer. But anyways magic sounds amazing, I wish I could have it.

It’s very convenient. My husband is always using his to pamper me.

How lovely. If only Sylvanian men were more like Ilyans.

And I just have to ask this but I’ve heard rumors that your princes can turn into animals. Specifically ducks and rabbits. Is that true?

#the stranger.

Sorry I’m running late!

@princessbriana You better save me some of Cook’s dinner rolls.

Where are you running off to, doll?

Oh my! You scared me, who the hell are you? I’ve never seen you in the castle before. Are you a contestant?

Not quite. I am Lord Asael, here to hopefully strike an alliance with your beautiful kingdom. I wasn’t looking forward to the task very much, but now that I know that someone as pretty as you is here…

Well, I suppose I’m flattered. I’m Lady Natasia, if we’re being formal, but away from the proceedings of the court I prefer Cheri. If you hope to catch the king you’ll want to attend this dinner I’m headed too.

Also, I couldn’t help but notice you share a name with one of Sylvaine’s Gods. Is your kingdom religious too?

A lovely name for an even lovelier woman.

Ah yes, I was invited but I got lost looking for the Great Hall. I’ll follow you, if you don’t mind that, Cheri.

Err, not so much my kingdom as…my parents. They are very devoted to various gods, including, as you can tell, Asael. Why? Are you not religious?

I don’t mind at all. Please feel free.

No offense meant by this, but any inkling of belief I had of the Gods died last summer. Quite frankly I don’t know how you can sit there and believe when such horrid things happen in this world.

And don’t even get me started on Asael. Not you, but the God obviously I don’t even know you- ok I’m rambling now. Let’s just say none of my prayers were ever answered. Me and love don’t mix.

#the foreign lord.

What are you intentions with my best friend? I will not tolerate any pain on her behalf because of you.

- @cheri-faerie

What? Who are you and who are you even referring t— Oh. This is about the princess, isn’t it?

I’d certainly hope there’s no one else. I’m telling you right now if she sheds a singular tear for you I’m having you exiled.

No. I’m occupied at the moment. If you could just calm down for a moment that would be great.

I’m perfectly calm thank you very much.

You’re very feisty.

I don’t know how Bri deals with you but just don’t hurt her. She’s sunshine incarnate and a sister to me so one step out of line and you’re done.

Why don’t you ask her about me? I’m sure she’ll have lots to say.

This is making me feel as if I don’t want to ask…I’m not sure I need to know what goes on in private areas between you two.

What do you mean by that?

Just that I heard the maids gossiping about you going into her rooms alone late last night. Bri you really need to be more subtle, I can show you some of the secret passages that lead to that wing of the castle.

What? I wasn’t even in her room, we were in the garden— I mean, how did they even notice? I thought everyone was asleep after the ball. No matter. Secret passages, you say?

Yes, there’s one leading to the contestant’s wing through that closed servants hall with the creepy sounds coming from it. I’ve been inside before it’s a very quick route.

And Bri please be a little more subtle with the longing glances towards Clara, there’s only so much yearning I can stand to watch before I do something drastic like lock you two in a broom closet.

How do you know all of this? And are you sure it’s safe?

I don’t know what longing glances you’re talking about, I’m not yearning for anyone. I’ve only known her for a couple of days, even if I’ve spent a lot of that time with her.

You’re not the only one who sneaks around, and yes I’m sure. I’ve taken the passage hundreds of times.

Keep telling yourself that lovely Bri. And notice how there’s no objections to the broom closet idea…

Alright, I believe you. Thank you so much, I’ll have to try it out sometime. …Not that I’d be constantly visiting anyone or anything.

I didn’t think the broom closet needed to be objected to, I took it as a joke!

Totally I believe you.

Oh no I was fully serious about that. Anything to help with your love life.

You should. I still appreciate the information, though.

What? There is no love life going on, not right now anyway. How would you even get us in a broom closet in the first place?

Exactly, “not right now” implies there will be one soon. And I have my ways…even if they involve harmless kidnapping of the both of you.

Don’t you dare.

Honestly I’m flattered you think I could even pull it off, but if the tension gets to that point then I may be forced into it…of course if you two hurry it along I won’t have to go through the trouble of all that…

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Denial is only the first stage, Ms. Kayne.

#the knight.

What are you intentions with my best friend? I will not tolerate any pain on her behalf because of you.

- @cheri-faerie

What? Who are you and who are you even referring t— Oh. This is about the princess, isn’t it?

I’d certainly hope there’s no one else. I’m telling you right now if she sheds a singular tear for you I’m having you exiled.

No. I’m occupied at the moment. If you could just calm down for a moment that would be great.

I’m perfectly calm thank you very much.

You’re very feisty.

I don’t know how Bri deals with you but just don’t hurt her. She’s sunshine incarnate and a sister to me so one step out of line and you’re done.

Why don’t you ask her about me? I’m sure she’ll have lots to say.

This is making me feel as if I don’t want to ask…I’m not sure I need to know what goes on in private areas between you two.

What do you mean by that?

Just that I heard the maids gossiping about you going into her rooms alone late last night. Bri you really need to be more subtle, I can show you some of the secret passages that lead to that wing of the castle.

What? I wasn’t even in her room, we were in the garden— I mean, how did they even notice? I thought everyone was asleep after the ball. No matter. Secret passages, you say?

Yes, there’s one leading to the contestant’s wing through that closed servants hall with the creepy sounds coming from it. I’ve been inside before it’s a very quick route.

And Bri please be a little more subtle with the longing glances towards Clara, there’s only so much yearning I can stand to watch before I do something drastic like lock you two in a broom closet.

I know some things about broom closets.

…?

Who even are you?

Oh I was just talking to the princess at that ball you guys had!!

Ah I see. From which kingdom do you come from?

Ilya! It’s about a 48 hour boat ride away.

Oh, I’ve read about Ilya! Is it true magic still exists in your lands?

Yes! We definitely don’t flaunt it around as much anymore though.

I see…still, it must be nice. Here we just have our Gods—well not our. I’m not a believer. But anyways magic sounds amazing, I wish I could have it.

#the stranger.

What are you intentions with my best friend? I will not tolerate any pain on her behalf because of you.

- @cheri-faerie

What? Who are you and who are you even referring t— Oh. This is about the princess, isn’t it?

I’d certainly hope there’s no one else. I’m telling you right now if she sheds a singular tear for you I’m having you exiled.

No. I’m occupied at the moment. If you could just calm down for a moment that would be great.

I’m perfectly calm thank you very much.

You’re very feisty.

I don’t know how Bri deals with you but just don’t hurt her. She’s sunshine incarnate and a sister to me so one step out of line and you’re done.

Why don’t you ask her about me? I’m sure she’ll have lots to say.

This is making me feel as if I don’t want to ask…I’m not sure I need to know what goes on in private areas between you two.

What do you mean by that?

Just that I heard the maids gossiping about you going into her rooms alone late last night. Bri you really need to be more subtle, I can show you some of the secret passages that lead to that wing of the castle.

What? I wasn’t even in her room, we were in the garden— I mean, how did they even notice? I thought everyone was asleep after the ball. No matter. Secret passages, you say?

Yes, there’s one leading to the contestant’s wing through that closed servants hall with the creepy sounds coming from it. I’ve been inside before it’s a very quick route.

And Bri please be a little more subtle with the longing glances towards Clara, there’s only so much yearning I can stand to watch before I do something drastic like lock you two in a broom closet.

How do you know all of this? And are you sure it’s safe?

I don’t know what longing glances you’re talking about, I’m not yearning for anyone. I’ve only known her for a couple of days, even if I’ve spent a lot of that time with her.

You’re not the only one who sneaks around, and yes I’m sure. I’ve taken the passage hundreds of times.

Keep telling yourself that lovely Bri. And notice how there’s no objections to the broom closet idea…

Alright, I believe you. Thank you so much, I’ll have to try it out sometime. …Not that I’d be constantly visiting anyone or anything.

I didn’t think the broom closet needed to be objected to, I took it as a joke!

Totally I believe you.

Oh no I was fully serious about that. Anything to help with your love life.

You should. I still appreciate the information, though.

What? There is no love life going on, not right now anyway. How would you even get us in a broom closet in the first place?

Exactly, “not right now” implies there will be one soon. And I have my ways…even if they involve harmless kidnapping of the both of you.

That’s not something you can just know! It’s not just up to me, anyway. And what? How would you even manage that? Is there something you want to tell me, Cheri?

Once again implying that you do fancy Ms. Kayne. And I can know this, I have eyes. How I would manage it is a different story but I did just tell you about the secret passageways, so sneaking around isn’t a problem.

Maybe I am vaguely interested, but even if I was, what of it? I’m rather good at reading people but I can’t figure out what she is thinking. And remind me not to get on your bad side, practical issues aside I have no trouble believing that you could kidnap someone for the right reasons.

#//she’s very serious abt the last part it’s the highest compliment #in another life she’s a master criminal #the princess.

If you are you should take action! You of all people deserve to find love. Just think of how romantic it sounds: the princess and her knight.

Don’t worry Bri, you could never get on my bad side. I’m flattered by your faith in me to commit a crime though.

Sorry I’m running late!

@princessbriana You better save me some of Cook’s dinner rolls.

Where are you running off to, doll?

Oh my! You scared me, who the hell are you? I’ve never seen you in the castle before. Are you a contestant?

Not quite. I am Lord Asael, here to hopefully strike an alliance with your beautiful kingdom. I wasn’t looking forward to the task very much, but now that I know that someone as pretty as you is here…

Well, I suppose I’m flattered. I’m Lady Natasia, if we’re being formal, but away from the proceedings of the court I prefer Cheri. If you hope to catch the king you’ll want to attend this dinner I’m headed too.

Also, I couldn’t help but notice you share a name with one of Sylvaine’s Gods. Is your kingdom religious too?

#the foreign lord.

Sorry I’m running late!

@princessbriana You better save me some of Cook’s dinner rolls.

Where are you running off to, doll?

Oh my! You scared me, who the hell are you? I’ve never seen you in the castle before. Are you a contestant?

#the dinner.

Sorry I’m running late!

@princessbriana You better save me some of Cook’s dinner rolls.

Piling some onto your plate as we speak. I’ve got you, girl.

Thank you!!! I promise I’m almost there.

#the dinner.

What are you intentions with my best friend? I will not tolerate any pain on her behalf because of you.

- @cheri-faerie

What? Who are you and who are you even referring t— Oh. This is about the princess, isn’t it?

I’d certainly hope there’s no one else. I’m telling you right now if she sheds a singular tear for you I’m having you exiled.

No. I’m occupied at the moment. If you could just calm down for a moment that would be great.

I’m perfectly calm thank you very much.

You’re very feisty.

I don’t know how Bri deals with you but just don’t hurt her. She’s sunshine incarnate and a sister to me so one step out of line and you’re done.

Why don’t you ask her about me? I’m sure she’ll have lots to say.

This is making me feel as if I don’t want to ask…I’m not sure I need to know what goes on in private areas between you two.

What do you mean by that?

Just that I heard the maids gossiping about you going into her rooms alone late last night. Bri you really need to be more subtle, I can show you some of the secret passages that lead to that wing of the castle.

What? I wasn’t even in her room, we were in the garden— I mean, how did they even notice? I thought everyone was asleep after the ball. No matter. Secret passages, you say?

Yes, there’s one leading to the contestant’s wing through that closed servants hall with the creepy sounds coming from it. I’ve been inside before it’s a very quick route.

And Bri please be a little more subtle with the longing glances towards Clara, there’s only so much yearning I can stand to watch before I do something drastic like lock you two in a broom closet.

How do you know all of this? And are you sure it’s safe?

I don’t know what longing glances you’re talking about, I’m not yearning for anyone. I’ve only known her for a couple of days, even if I’ve spent a lot of that time with her.

You’re not the only one who sneaks around, and yes I’m sure. I’ve taken the passage hundreds of times.

Keep telling yourself that lovely Bri. And notice how there’s no objections to the broom closet idea…

Alright, I believe you. Thank you so much, I’ll have to try it out sometime. …Not that I’d be constantly visiting anyone or anything.

I didn’t think the broom closet needed to be objected to, I took it as a joke!

Totally I believe you.

Oh no I was fully serious about that. Anything to help with your love life.

You should. I still appreciate the information, though.

What? There is no love life going on, not right now anyway. How would you even get us in a broom closet in the first place?

Exactly, “not right now” implies there will be one soon. And I have my ways…even if they involve harmless kidnapping of the both of you.

That’s not something you can just know! It’s not just up to me, anyway. And what? How would you even manage that? Is there something you want to tell me, Cheri?

Once again implying that you do fancy Ms. Kayne. And I can know this, I have eyes. How I would manage it is a different story but I did just tell you about the secret passageways, so sneaking around isn’t a problem.