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I’m Hannah ~ Older than you ~ she/her ~ living in some hyperfixations

[4ilthydog]

gaah fuck you man

[flightlesspedestrian]

Zara Larsson Summer? Olivia Rodrigo Summer!?!? Actually I think it’s a sad-bastard-Jason Isbell-from-a-decade-ago Summer

[ilyashaneconnorhudson]

x

[starkjoy]

im not kidding. connor and hudson's chemistry is so once in a lifetime they should star in everything together. they are this generation's meg ryan and tom hanks, julia roberts and richard gere. adapt every mlm novel. more romance. more smut. romcoms. kdramas where connor somehow speaks fluent korean. reimagine every classic romcom as gay. pretty boy. how to lose a man in 10 days. remake wicked part 1 and 2. brokeback mountain: endgame

[faggotmagdalene]

devastating news from kylegallnerlvr7

[riddler-apologist]

show me yours, and i'll show you mine

savior complex - phoebe bridgers

[1osingdog]

thinking about the facial hair kyle’s gonna have for man vs since he’s playing a 19th century man

[josethwitht]

Happy Halloween 🦒🐊🎃

[vvabbitt]

the standard of love 🙂‍↕️

[benson-bradley]

The Passenger + Memes

[saturniandragon]

23 years old and I just made the connection that people on the northern hemisphere have a different view of the moon than people on the southern hemisphere.

[saturniandragon]

[bomberqueen17]

I was a whole like, 40ish years old when I went to the equatorial region for the first time. My North American ass went to Colombia and first off, could not fuckin handle the fact that while it felt like summer (80-90F, humid), the sun went down on the dot of 6pm every night and rose at 6am every morning. There I was at 7pm fully beliving it was midnight, because it was both dark and hot. Like, I'm used to early dark! but it's cold when it's dark early! I could NOT handle it.

And then, there in the dark, pitch-midnight-summer-black at 7pm, up pops this lovely crescent moon and it is

fucking SIDEWAYS

i had NEVER EVER EVER realized, despite knowing my whole life that the moon is a spherical object rotating around Earth, also a spherical object, that it would be at different angles from different spots on Earth.

It's the MOON! How can it be DIFFERENT! My poor patient partner drew me a diagram and I was like listen I know all of that but I cannot actually handle it. Nobody warned me the moon looks different.

So yeah my feeble mind was BLOWN, all y'all world travelers/residents can laugh at me now. Knowing it is one thing, experiencing it is something else, and I did NOT see it coming.

[jackironsides]

I remember being in the pagan scene in my twenties and being faintly annoyed by the omnipresent triple moon symbol: )O(

... because I'm from the southern hemisphere and it Doesn't Look Like That here. And (O) does not look anywhere near as cool.

[ianmalcolmptsd]

The wikipedia article on Lunar Phases has really cool videos of the moon’s phases this year for both the northern and southern hemispheres! It’s highly detailed and shows how not only are the phases different in shadow but also that the face of the moon looks different in each hemisphere too!

Also a big fan of this diagram which shows the phases at more specific latitudes (including the “sideways” look at the equator!):

[jolovesfandoms]

ok. hear me out. sabrina carpenter taking on “I touch myself” by divinyls

[leadmetothegardenbetty]

hey do you ever think about the look of true defeat that flashes over Simon’s face when Patty mentions that she won’t see him for a while when he’s talking to her cuffed in the back of the cop car? do you ever think about how Simon looks more upset about that fact than anything else about the situation? do you also think about how Simon is used to disappointing people by now, even making a point of doing it intentionally and early on by now but he’s upset thinking about Patty being disappointed with the shitty date and his overall scumbag-ness? do you then think about how Simon starts to mourn his relationship with Patty within those few passing seconds between her ashing his cigarette for him and then saying “hey, simon?”, already bracing himself for her telling him she thinks they should just be friends or that she’s realized finally that she’s way out of his league and she doesn’t want to have a convict boyfriend? because I definitely don’t think about that constantly. and I especially don’t think about Simon allowing himself to be cautiously hopeful when Patty brings up Simon dedicating Dinner in America to his “music girlfriend” and wanting to make sure he was talking about her when he said it. and I certainly never ever think about how happy Simon is to get to confirm that he is Patty’s real boyfriend. because I’m totally normal about them. so. I’m not plagued by these thoughts at all, actually.

[flightlesspedestrian]

WTIALY is my new personality, sorry to everyone I know

[thegirlwithaclockheart]

[citricjoy]

EVERYBODY CROSS YOUR FINGERS HES SHOWING HOLE 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[leadmetothegardenbetty]

simon getting caught centimeters away from patty with his hands inching under her shirt by connie and still managing to charm his way into not only dinner but getting a week-long stay at the schalk house just speaks to a) how naive patty's parents are about her being an adult and having any kind of sexuality and b) how good simon is with milfs moms