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[bettysgarrden]

Hogwarts Houses → Slytherin

Or perhaps in Slytherin you’ll make your real friends, those cunning folks use any means to achieve their ends.

Gryffindor-Hufflepuff-Ravenclaw

[bcwty]

“ well who said i was gettin’ all flustered because of YOU, ya’ dumbass. what’s there t’ be attracted to ANYWAYS ?? ” and if he wasn’t blushing so badly, maybe half of that statement would’ve held up. “ i don’t FART at midnight, I SMOKE. ‘s MUCH worse.”

[fliirtaticus]

“ ----- WELL. i’m amazingly funny and devilishly handsome. and you get to touch my butt. ” tyler’s cute when he blushes --- it’s like watchinig a pygmy puff flush red. but he’ll wrinkle his nose when he hears about ty’s little HABIT. “ you shouldn’t smoke, though. it’s bad for you --- then you’ll taste like smoke if you kiss someone. ” 

[ofsami-deactivated20220710]

“Is that supposed to do anything, that line? Because as far as I can tell it’s not very effective.”

[fliirtaticus]

“ it’s not a ‘line’ ------  ” okay, maybe it is, so what? she doesn’t have to know that. “ i totally saw your face when we passed that sample around. it was a ‘holy shit, i’m smelling the cute slytherin across the room from me kind of face. ” 

[bcwty]

“ are you sure you’re not the salty one, because i DIDN’T smell you in the amortentia potion. clearly you’re just jealous of whatever i DID smell, CAMMIE. ”

[fliirtaticus]

“ well, you must’ve smelled SOMETHING, because i’ve never seen you turn so red so fast. ” whatever, he knows tyler totally smelled something of him in that cauldron. right ? “ if it’s any consolation, i think i got a whiff of your gross midnight farts. ” 

[fliirtaticus]

“ you’re just salty because you KNOW you smelled me in the amortentia potion. it’s alright to admit it, you know ... ”