blog, i guess

20, they/them, pan, archeo major/polisci minor

[evilwizard]

he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…

[evilwizard]

one must imagine sisyphus big naturals

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

anyone want to try to pick apart what's being said by the strength game?

Susie hits the bell too soon to "win" against Noelle, then hits it again with her hands to win with Noelle

Kris and Noelle always hit it at the same time no matter if you try to match her timing

Susie and Kris just hit each other instead of the bell but seem happy about it

and then the last one, during the Weird Route, the bell flying off to whoknowswhere being "better than winning" is a fine metaphor for Kris and Noelle going out of bounds, but it happened with Susie and Noelle instead.

(also, Susie hits Kris and "wins", but in this route Kris doesn't fight back)

[i-am-a-fish]

I want to do that thing caterpillars do with the coccoon. I don't even want to come out different I just want to lay down and be warm

[one-very-small-dragon]

they turn into goo inside their cocoon:)

[i-am-a-fish]

it probably feels awesome

[nothingbutloveforyou]

the fact that laughter is contagious is so beautiful to me. like oh that made you smile? that made you happy? well then, i have no choice but to be happy with you!

[baitedmutt]

pervert 4 pervert relationship where we make each other worse ^_^

[the-haiku-bot]

pervert 4 pervert

relationship where we make

each other worse ^_^

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

[rainbow-posting]

i drew her

she/her or she/they for my ralsei pls pls pls

[ot3]

when people say stuff like "you need to have hobbies that aren't media" i agree with the letter of it, because i think that you have to have at least one or two tactile hobbies to stop you from descending into madness. but its never actually about that it always comes with the smug, condescending implication that media is a kind of consolation prize for people who aren't able to have Real interests. and its just like. well i actually do think the collective body of books, film, plays, television, comics, and video games produced by the human race is vast and meaningful enough that a life spent mostly picking through it and reflecting on it could be perfectly fulfilling

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: fruits is carbs??? /End ID]

[daredevil-vagabond]

I am the soft stars that shine at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry; I am not there. I did not die.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I know that I’ve brought this up a bunch of times but I watch vegan cooking channels sometimes for recipe ideas and some of these channels are so scared of fats. Which are a necessary part of human nutrition.

Health nut vegans. I am once again gently handing you a bottle of olive oil.

[what-even-is-thiss]

One of my uncles runs a business that designs and manufactures souvenir magnets for tourist shops in the west coast and Hawaii and he’s started considering putting a logo on the back that says “no AI designs” or something similar because some designers in his market have started doing that and it’s pissing him off

[senecio11]

Neighbors

Things that Ralsei wakes up to at 1 AM

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

if the next Dark World is in the Holiday Home there's gonna be some very psychologically damaged headless video game cats in there

[dykemd]

never forget what they took from us.

[dykemd]

[babblingfishes]

Alright, everyone in the comments is like "it was closed because of pirating and don't you dare list alternatives because loose lips sink ships"

This is completly false. Rabbit shut down because they had no business model, were making no money whatsoever, and went bankrupt. What Rabbit did (host and stream remote-control virtual machines) is not inherently illegal by any means.

Hyperbeam is the exact same thing and I've been using it for years for perfectly legal activities -- you can display maps for d&d games, have youtube watch parties, play tag-team neopets, whatever you like. It has full access to the internet, so could someone do illegal things? Probably. But you could also do illegal things with your normal web browser. Not my problem.

Unlike Rabbit, Hyperbeam has a side-hustle (main-hustle?) offering more advanced virtual machines to businesses and schools, so they do actually make money and should stick around longer.

Now go experience the world wide web with your friends.

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

a day with The Horrors in the life of Kris Dreemurr

[kittydealer]

u/darth_vader39