𝗔𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼/𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘀/𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁 @flippedorbit - Tumblr Blog

fuck it, pinned post time

names n pronouns

pfp was drawn by @/frozennautical

commission sheet here!

i also have a ko-fi now!

this is my artfight account :3

bsky and toyhouse links

tag me in pictures of squids (especially bobtail squids) and i will love you forever

#Apollo Pins Things #<-new pinned post tag #its short as hell but maybe when i start comms it’ll get longer #or i’ll make a new one #love how it used to be short as can be but is now like. maybe 3 or so paragraphs long.#as of december 1st 2023 this is Much Longer

blxnc

there’s this term i coined in my friendgroup i call “the charizard effect” and it can apply to anything and everything, but it was born from me explaining my feelings about the pokemon charizard. the term is basically about how overexposure to something be it by corporate shilling or fandom prominence drives me away from really enjoying something bc i’m exposed to it so much against my will i become tired of it. it came to me bc i was ranting about how tpci does not, and cannot stop reinventing charizard, and how it is popular and obtusely included in almost every region, merch, etc in every way possible and it’s highly commodified.

i dont dislike the pokemon charizard, in fact i really like its X form, but i am exposed to so much charizard in my pokemon consumption that i cant be bothered to care for it in any more than in passing. this applies to a bunch of other stuff i’d otherwise be ok with, but i always just call this aversion phenomena “the charizard effect”

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making this term has done numbers for me being able to concisely express how i feel abt something. like. its not charizard’s fault i feel this way, im sure i’d feel normal abt it if it was stripped of all this over commodification, but i cannot. hence the name

rituwal

naruto boys react to you having a tapeworm

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Naruto: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!! DATTEBAYO!!!!! D:<

Sasuke: **goes yandere** I-Im the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaara: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….

Kiba: tch…. thats so fucking unepic. i dont want my dick to get gobbled up by your tapeworm, we’re through [Y/N]. You lose the internet. kek

Shino: You werent suppose to know about that. **slaps you around**

Shikamaru: this is such a pain in the ass

Rock: **Lee**

Neji: Um….Okay

Kakashi: **slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach** mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]!

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july 15, 2018

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@gumy-shark

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they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

mizuthe-cat

Positive affirmations for people who have side blogs

I am on the right blog

i have never reblogged anything to the wrong blog ever

this is the right blog

purple Tuesday

I have never made a post on the wrong blog

moghedien

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

#i didn’t know aldi’s weren’t all over the us. i’m pretty sure growing up in indiana we had one in my town and there’s one #in the city over from me in the state i live in now #kinda thought every mainland state had one somewhere

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

yenthecat

This is my new activity called Hug Time. It's where I sit on your shoulder—but only while you sit on a specific couch at a specific time of day—and you must Hug me and give me pets just right or I wil leave. Goodby!

thethirdromana

What most people think the challenges of polyamory are: jealousy, lack of commitment, insecurity.

What better-informed people think the challenges of polyamory are: calendar management, social stigma.

What the challenges of polyamory actually are: when your husband and your lover bond over classical music, and your lover suggests to your husband that he would really enjoy Stravinsky. And it turns out your husband does really enjoy Stravinsky, but unfortunately with the exception of the opening bit of Firebird, which is OK, you fucking hate Stravinsky. And the background music of your life is Stravinsky for months on end because your husband loves Stravinsky now. So even when the three of you meet up together it turns into Stravinsky Fan Club Time. Plus a third wheel of you.

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Tiktok post by @ _urlovelyboyaurwen_ (he/him).

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big--naturals

⚠️warning⚠️ this transgender faggot on the internet will permanently alter your vocabulary options. would you still like to befriend them?

foeofcolor

Only day you can rb this

foeofcolor

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

tearwolfe

my favorite thing about tumblr is that the followers count is so hidden that i genuinely never think about the number. anyway how many do you guys think i have