[put-me-in-a-sweet-delirium]

Me in high school: *gets a 95* I will never be satisfied Me in college: *prays for a 70* that would be enough

[harrypotterconfessions]

The most realistic part of Harry Potter is that Snape’s potions textbook is still used an entire generation ahead of his.

[eva-420]

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

[eva-420]

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

[c0nt8ct-deactivated20211225]

[backformoreboy-deactivated20220]

I go from wanting to never eat again to wanting to eat normally to wanting to eat everything in the kitchen and then back to not wanting to eat again multiple times a day and I’m just very tired of it okay

[skindeeptales]

[adeles]

[adeleaccess]

…true.

[marina-and-the-memes]

GDHCOAODIGK

[disc80s]

[onlyniceandgaystuff]

some highlights

[durbikins]

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

[oddpolicy]

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick

[durbikins]

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

[goodbye--1989]

Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/

Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents

[durbikins]

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

[rock10zxa]

amusement part discourse 

[airframeextender]

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

[lavenderek]

this post has everything… parade ratings… disagreements about day trip nourishment… flawed statistical analysis… hop (2011)…

[flippingosh]

I'm ready to write my Nobel Prize acceptance speech

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[perrfectly]

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[cmyknoise]

a gem, this is a god damn gem

[localstarboy]

Jaden Smith just woke my game up with this 😳

[perspicacious-vitality]

But y’all still sleep tho

[therosethtsmokesclouds-deactiva]

Broooo!!!!! 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[caramelanin]

I’m shook af…..I need the whole video.

[thelovergirljasmine]

And y’all call him weird…🗣

[jadorexjaii]

Go ooffffff JADEN!

[psyducked]

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

[phantoms-lair]

You know what? New rule.

If you force an introvert into a social gathering they don’t feel comfortable with/don’t want to go to you are responsible for their good time.

You have to include them in conversations or go sit with them when they have no one to talk to.

Because if you can’t do that, don’t make them come. Don’t force them in a situation where they feel alone and helpless and leave them floundering. 

“But it’s good for them to get out.” You’re not making me adapt. You’re not making me more social. You’re reinforcing every negative opinion I have on these gatherings and giving me the resolve to say ‘Fuck off’ the next time you try this.

[rosebud-wizard]