Liam

Liam Mercer | 23 | Floor Tilting | Pro-Revolution

[a-little-too-odd]

boop

[quafflefrog]

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[claire-bennett-rp-blog]

Can I help you?

[claire-bennett-rp-blog]

No, but I might have a problem if you are just using me to fulfill this quota of freckles. And here I thought I was special.

Something crazy I’m hoping.

[flippingthefloors]

You can be plenty special, but it doesn't change who you are to me.

Nope. I just get a runny nose.

[claire-bennett-rp-blog]

Can I help you?

[claire-bennett-rp-blog]

Your quota of freckles?

I’ve been around. Mostly in my room but I’m out now and you’ve met your quota.

[flippingthefloors]

Yeah. You got a problem with quotas?

Good thing, too. You don't want to know what might have happened otherwise.

[claire-bennett-rp-blog]

Can I help you?

You’ve been staring at me for several minutes now. Is there a problem?

[flippingthefloors]

Yeah. Where the hell've you been? I can't reach my quota of freckles without you.

[flippingthefloors]

Hallway surfing!

[julius-voltaire-blog]

..Right.

[flippingthefloors]

Right.

[flippingthefloors]

Hallway surfing!

[julius-voltaire-blog]

Yet, being the keyword. 

I am not your mate.

[flippingthefloors]

I didn't say the word yet.

I call everyone mate. Doesn't make you one.

[flippingthefloors]

Hallway surfing!

[julius-voltaire-blog]

It’s not safe. I’ve got enough common sense to know not to risk going down the hall when it’s in such condition.

You know the percentage of people seriously injured from a minor fall is close to 58%? There’s many parts of the body at risk when you do slip, your knees and tailbone especially, since while falling most people dispense their weight in such a manor. 

[flippingthefloors]

You take life way too seriously, mate. Really. I've been doing this for hours now, and I don't have any problems.

[flippingthefloors]

Hallway surfing!

[julius-voltaire-blog]

You’re affecting me by making me unable to get back to my room.

[flippingthefloors]

No. I never said you couldn't. I just said I don't know if it's safe.

[flippingthefloors]

Hallway surfing!

[julius-voltaire-blog]

“Have fun” in a way that only affects you, then.

You’ve waxed the hallway leading to my room.

[flippingthefloors]

It does only affect me. You're not having fun. So it's not affecting you.

Mine, too.

[flippingthefloors]

Hallway surfing!

[julius-voltaire-blog]

Perhaps find a more productive way to have fun?

You’re being completely reckless and obnoxious. 

[flippingthefloors]

It is productive! Having fun is anything but a waste of time.

If that's what it takes.

[flippingthefloors]

Hallway surfing!

[julius-voltaire-blog]

Why would you do that?

[flippingthefloors]

'Cos I wanted to have fun, and it took coating the floor in wax.

[flippingthefloors]

Hallway surfing!

[julius-voltaire-blog]

That would be a rhetorical question. Now can you please remove yourself from my path?

[flippingthefloors]

Okay, but I kind of covered the entire hallway in wax. I don't know if it's safe.

[flippingthefloors]

Hallway surfing!

[julius-voltaire-blog]

Are you about done?

[flippingthefloors]

No, I'm Liam.

[flippingthefloors]

Hallway surfing!

[julius-voltaire-blog]

Not yet.

Neither of us will now that you’ve obtained enough sense to control yourself.

[flippingthefloors]

No I haven't!

[flippingthefloors]

Hallway surfing!

[julius-voltaire-blog]

No. It’s a sure-fire way to hurt yourself and others.

[flippingthefloors]

Okay. Well. I'm not hurt. Are you?

[flippingthefloors]

Hallway surfing!

[julius-voltaire-blog]

Watch it!

[flippingthefloors]

Cheer up, mate. Come on, it's fun!