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@flippingthefloors
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Can I help you?
No, but I might have a problem if you are just using me to fulfill this quota of freckles. And here I thought I was special.
Something crazy I’m hoping.
You can be plenty special, but it doesn't change who you are to me.
Nope. I just get a runny nose.
Can I help you?
Your quota of freckles?
I’ve been around. Mostly in my room but I’m out now and you’ve met your quota.
Yeah. You got a problem with quotas?
Good thing, too. You don't want to know what might have happened otherwise.
Can I help you?
You’ve been staring at me for several minutes now. Is there a problem?
Yeah. Where the hell've you been? I can't reach my quota of freckles without you.
Hallway surfing!
..Right.
Right.
Hallway surfing!
Yet, being the keyword.
I am not your mate.
I didn't say the word yet.
I call everyone mate. Doesn't make you one.
Hallway surfing!
It’s not safe. I’ve got enough common sense to know not to risk going down the hall when it’s in such condition.
You know the percentage of people seriously injured from a minor fall is close to 58%? There’s many parts of the body at risk when you do slip, your knees and tailbone especially, since while falling most people dispense their weight in such a manor.
You take life way too seriously, mate. Really. I've been doing this for hours now, and I don't have any problems.
Hallway surfing!
You’re affecting me by making me unable to get back to my room.
No. I never said you couldn't. I just said I don't know if it's safe.
Hallway surfing!
“Have fun” in a way that only affects you, then.
You’ve waxed the hallway leading to my room.
It does only affect me. You're not having fun. So it's not affecting you.
Mine, too.
Hallway surfing!
Perhaps find a more productive way to have fun?
You’re being completely reckless and obnoxious.
It is productive! Having fun is anything but a waste of time.
If that's what it takes.
Hallway surfing!
Why would you do that?
'Cos I wanted to have fun, and it took coating the floor in wax.
Hallway surfing!
That would be a rhetorical question. Now can you please remove yourself from my path?
Okay, but I kind of covered the entire hallway in wax. I don't know if it's safe.
Hallway surfing!
Are you about done?
No, I'm Liam.
Hallway surfing!
Not yet.
Neither of us will now that you’ve obtained enough sense to control yourself.
No I haven't!
Hallway surfing!
No. It’s a sure-fire way to hurt yourself and others.
Okay. Well. I'm not hurt. Are you?
Hallway surfing!
Watch it!
Cheer up, mate. Come on, it's fun!