Skatefuck

20 pansexual borderline non-binary they/them sleepy bot

[kimiwatanabe]

filed under things i never noticed as a child

[justsomeantifas]

mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.

mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.

[justsomeantifas]

the reason they’re always “broken” is mcdonalds ice cream machines take 4 hours to clean, mcdonalds has repeatedly said they would replace the machines with ones that are easier to clean, and yet they still haven’t years after the proclamation

basically what i’m saying is, how can they replace their employees with efficient machines when they can’t even replace their machines with efficient machines.

[cronagorgonzola]

Those old ice cream machines are nasty af btw, corporate’s refusal to replace their old busted-ass machinery is a danger to the workers and consumers. The one at the McDonald’s I worked at had an internal leak so the inside was just full of old rotten milk that smelled like death, but even after my manager opened it up and cleaned it out upper management wouldn’t even think about replacing it cause they didn’t seem to see a problem. Because apparently exposing your workers and customers to rotten food isn’t a problem as long as no one sees it.

Anyway even if the ice cream machine is working probably don’t get the ice cream.

[justsomeantifas]

[fun-ta-mental]

[nyanbinyuri]

[kibumkim]

i would just like to thank every mcdonalds employee for their service because if i ever got the new roach mcflurry id kill someone

[lily-orchard]

The machines aren’t broken, the employees are protecting us

[windupoperator]

McDonald’s employee servicing the ice cream machine 2018, colorized

[ealeczander]

Fashion in the 2000s was so wack that for the life of me I can’t tell you who is the fashion expert in the original Queer Eye

[cranberrybogfrog]

[amen69fashion]

[miraculous-blog1]

Lesbian Couple, NYC, 1981 by Amy Arbus

[soupshark]

i support u lazy gay snake

[catchymemes]

[anachronic-cobra]

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

[lucytara]

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

[bluehairedspidey]

those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years: 

[triplesixyz-deactivated20200529]

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

[sirl33te]

Me: damn i need to succ some pwussy..

@staff :

[taint3edcakes]

Lmaoooool

[shioppang]

CHOCOBO RACES!!!

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Tumblr staff @ my blog on December 17th:

[snuh]

[yallstillhere]

Just draw swastikas on your titties

Itll confuse em

[wonkybone-deactivated20231121]

Tumblr Staff right now:

[dragon-in-a-fez]

cops invited to school get fucking owned

[equius]

good

[praying]

Purity by Barry X Ball, Pink Iranian Onyx, 2008-2011