Wanderlust

An RP blog for the oc Monica Moira.

[flittinggold]

Getting two jobs was a bad idea lmao

[art-and-paints]

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best-tattoos:

DIY temporary flower tattoo by makeup artist Verity Cumming

Pick the flowers

Pick flowers of different sizes and colours

Dry the flowers

Put two pieces of kitchen paper on a plate and put your flowers on top. Then put another two pieces of kitchen paper on top of that, and another plate, so the flowers are sandwiched in the middle. Put it in the microwave for around 30-40 seconds, this makes drying very quick, and means that the colours keep their vibrancy better than they do when you dry flowers the traditional way.

Glue them up

Use eyelash glue or a lip balm to stick them on your body.

Read more about it at Ohcomely.co.uk

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cagcdbird:

Fleurette was slowly learning to grow more adventurous. She simply couldn’t shackle herself to her job and home for the rest of her life—not when she had fought, fought beyond comprehension for her liberty. How fortunate that people saw her as the sweet little musician as opposed to what she was and what she could do. No, keeping her cards close to her chest was better. One had to digress.

Tap, tap, tap went the white cane she carried with her at all times. She could navigate somewhat without it, but she feared to others that might seem… odd. Still, it was better to handle these things than to draw attention to herself—and besides, it was useful ! ❛Sort of.❜ Perhaps the way the world accommodated people was strange to her because she was different.

The address startled the little albino woman somewhat, who flinched mildly. Her grip unconsciously tightened on her cane. At least now she knew, by voice alone, whereabouts this woman was. Albeit in hesitance, she steeled herself to stray further into the canopy. The very least she could offer was a smile, and though it was a nervous one, goodness only knew that she tried.

               ❝I-I was told that you hand-stitch plush animals, mademoiselle ?                The room feels a little bare at the moment, and I have always                had a fondness for them.❞

The witch smiled at the cute customer, taking in the rest of the ghostly apperance, eyeing the cane as the owner spoke. She was a long way from Kansas wasn't she? Margo glanced outside the canopy to see if maybe she had an aid or a friend with her, but it was just the little albino all by her lonesome. How curious. She bit a manicured nail before standing and walking around the tv tray.

"Well then we'll want to direct our attentions over here at this table. Did you want a small or large? Did you want to hold the sizes to compare? I do commissions too, a nice pillow if you'd like. Got a crate underneath the tables."

She picked up three needlefelt kitten, gently weighing them in her palm before staring at the other plushes, their faces staring and mocking the witch. 'if you give her a badly made one, she'll know' they told her. It would be rude to give a blind woman a bad product and say it was good. She frowned at their happy faces before looking at the albino again. Probably no loud colors either, maybe. Stick to cute.

"So hold these," she lifted the tablecloth and dug through a crate, pulling out a pillow in the shape of an alpaca head. "And this is one of the larger pillows. If you don't like animals I got plain shapes too. You can literally touch everything. Touch the cat too I make cat sweaters."

[flittinggold]

//makes fart noises at my past self for forgetting the password

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Looks like this mun has finally gotten over what was apparently a stomach virus. Responses will commence shortly.

[redxeyedxmonsterarchive-blog]

memesandthings:

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u

( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD

( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up

( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me

( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh

( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party

( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed

( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry

( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic

( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable

( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.

( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.

( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.

( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything

( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.

( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.

( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog

( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?

( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.

( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.

( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good

( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…

( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

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rpmemes-galore:

Things I’ve said while very tired {Sentence Starters}

“You need to do the sleep. I need to do the sleep.”

“I don’t think that’s supposed to do that thing, is it?”

“Well, whatever floats your goat, friend.”

“This game tears families apart… I get to be the racecar!”

“I want one of those. I’ll ride it into battle.”

“It needs to not be cute. That’s not even fair. It’s not.”

“You can fight my face, then.”

“Stop laughing at my incompetence, that’s rude!”

“Yes, I just put the mayonnaise in the cabinet. Don’t judge me.”

“My hands stopped handing an hour ago.”

“Have you ever wondered about frogs? Just… frogs?”

“Sleep is for the WEAK! —- And I am the weak, apparently.”

“I’m not tired. YOU’RE tired.”

“I could wrestle a bear if I wanted to!”

“I’m ready to fight! I’m not sure who I’m fighting, yet, but — !”

“Can I boop your nose? Just a little boop?”

“Can I just sleep here tonight? Walking to my room requires effort.”

“I might be barely conscious, but I’m still the winner!”

“It’s three am and I’m making a bagel. Clearly, I have my life together.”

“Am I trying to science this show, again? I am, aren’t I?”

[daffodxl-blog]

ＢＵＦＦＹ → the sentence meme

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daffodxl

Below you will find quotes taken directly or paraphrased from the movie 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'. Send in one of the following to see how my muse reacts:

❝ Seize the moment ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead. ❞

❝ My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna be this good-looking and athletic. We all have our crosses to bear.❞

❝ Out. For. A. Walk…Bitch. ❞

❝ I’ve seen honest faces before. They’re usually attached to liars. ❞

❝ I want to take comfort in you, and I know it will cost me my soul, and a part of me doesn’t care. ❞

❝ And remember, if you hurt her, I’ll beat you to death with a shovel. ❞

❝ To forgive is an act of compassion. It’s not done because people deserve it. ❞

❝ Did your life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea? ❞

❝ If you leave me here alone, I’ll do something evil, like burning something or gluing things together. ❞

❝ You’re really campaigning for ‘Bitch of the Year’ aren’t you? ❞

❝ I’d bite you in a heartbeat. ❞

❝ Look at my poor neck, all tender and exposed. ❞

❝ God! What is your childhood trauma? ❞

❝ I never really liked you anyway, and - and you have stupid hair. ❞

❝ Damn. I never knew you were that cool. ❞

❝ Hey, as long as you don’t go scratching at me or humping my leg, we’re five by five. ❞

❝ You can trust some guys/girls. Really, I’ve read about them. ❞

❝ Thank you for taking time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine. ❞

❝ It’s just like fun, only boring. ❞

❝ Yeah, but I think the whole sucking the life out of people thing would have put a strain on the relationship. ❞

❝ Don’t taunt the fear demon. ❞

❝ I’ll find her/him, wherever she/he is, tie her/him up and torture her/him until she/he likes me again. ❞

❝ I’m fairly certain I said no interruptions. ❞

❝ What are you doing here? Five words or less. ❞

❝ What can I tell you, baby? I’ve always been bad. ❞

❝ I have come to redefine the terms ‘pain’ and ‘suffering’ since I fell in love with you. ❞

❝ So you haven’t murdered anyone lately? Let’s be best pals! ❞

❝ Does that make me a sociopath? ❞

❝ Get up. Get out. Get drunk. Repeat as needed. ❞

❝ If I wanted to fight, you could tell by the being dead already. ❞

❝ And you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. ❞

❝ Sorry, was that a bit honest? Terribly sorry. ❞

❝ No, I’m a rebel. You’re an idiot. ❞

❝ Were you born this big a pain in the ass? ❞

❝ There’s no problem that cannot be solved with chocolate. ❞

❝ Darn your sinister attraction! ❞

❝ So, is it better than playing naughty stewardess? ❞

❝ You think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is? ❞

❝ It’s alright. I have more scotch. ❞

❝ You have the sweetest smile I’ve ever seen. ❞

❝ Vengeance is what I am. ❞

❝ I love you. I try not to, but I can’t stop. ❞

❝ Please continue the story of failure. ❞

❝ Break me off a switch, son. There’s about to be a whoopin’. ❞

❝ Oh my god, he’s going to do the entire speech. ❞

❝ Your brain isn’t connected to your mouth, is it? ❞

❝ You really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked. ❞

❝ We have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis. ❞

❝ Every person down there is ignoring your pain because they’re too busy with their own. ❞

❝ I violently dislike you. ❞

❝ I  feel like I’m spending all of my time trying to be okay, so they don’t worry. ❞

❝ Is it difficult or time-consuming? ❞

❝ If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight body and make me. ❞

❝ Oh my god! Is this a…date? ❞

[mottainaiiii]

The way you said “I love you.“

[milkshckes]

trash-by-vouge:

Some fluffy, some angsty prompts

As a hello

With a hoarse voice, under the blankets

A scream

Over a cup of tea

Over a beer bottle

On a sunny Tuesday afternoon, the late sunlight glowing in your hair

As a thank you

As an apology

When baking chocolate chip cookies

Not said to me

With a shuddering gasp

When we lay together on the fresh spring grass

In a letter

A whisper in the ear

Loud, so everyone can hear

Over and over again, till it’s nothing but a senseless babble

When the broken grass litters the floor

From very far away

With no space left between us

As we huddle together, the storm raging outside

Over your shoulder

Muffled, from the other side of the door

Through a song

Without really meaning it

In a blissful sigh as you fall asleep

Broken, as you clutch the sleeve of my jacket and beg me not to leave

A taunt, with one eyebrow raised and a grin bubbling at your lips

When I am dead

Slowly, the words dripping from your tongue like honey

Too quick, mumbled into your scarf

In awe, the first time you realised it

In a way I can’t return

On a post-it note

Before we jump

As a goodbye

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roleplaymemesmusings:

Send ( ✨ ) if we haven’t interacted yet, but you want to.

Send ( 🌛 ) if you would rather I send you memes to start interaction

Send ( 😃 ) if you want to plot with me

Send ( ❤ ) if you want to plot a ship with me

[flittinggold]

Waking up sick and to this election has made me cry. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow.

On the plus side, that’s all I’ll say on that. Everything else is on the main blog.

[flittinggold]

This mun went home sick from work :c

[flittinggold]

It had been a rough day for the young woman, now currently at a 24hr store in nothing but cartoon pig pajamas, her bulky purse the only thing out of the ordinary. Well, that and the full face of makeup she had on, makeup she had touched up before going out. Nevermind it was past midnight and the store was spattered with stray shoppers weaving between aisles like zombies. One was pushing her child in the cart, Margo watching as the kid babbled away, wide awake. She couldn’t imagine doing that.

Her focused returned to the price tags on the shelf, counting in her head, pointing at what she wanted, lips barely moving to mouth the numbers. Her wallet was removed from the purse, checking and counting the bills once more before it was put away. “Alright then.” She stuck her arm in the shelf and with one swoop, knocked as many packaged mini muffins as she could into her shopping cart.

She stared at her mess before bopping a few more onto the pile, looking up at the other customer watching her. “It’s been a day.”

[your-missing-period]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujgQOosyIYk)

[flittinggold]

Margo was thankful for the weather, the sprinkled clouds and not-too-cold breeze that seemed to constantly rotate in the air. She had arrived an hour before opening, setting up the canopy, just large enough for one table on each side. Outside was decorated with hanging wreaths of various materials, colors, shapes. Inside, the left table was all things jewelry, from rings, necklaces, to hair accessories, whatever someone wanted to decorate their person with. To the right, home decorations from strings on boards, wrapped around nails to make designs, to hand-stitched plushes and pillows. The witch kept telling herself that any mistake she made was infact what made the item so charming. A cat was in the housewares, curled up in his bed and watching the world pass by, protected from the sun and from the cold in a sweater his mother lovingly knitted for him. He didn't seem to mind the incense that had been set up, but he did turn away from it, forcing Margo to place it further away from him, on the opposite table. When movement entered the canopy, the woman looked up at what she first thought to be a ghost. That wasn't something you saw every day. "Looking for something in particular today?"

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I got two new followers oh my goodness 8 v8 I’m so happy.

Hello everyone!

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swordriven:

THE CHAINSMOKERS  SENTENCE STARTERS.

☞    ‘   do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?   ’ ☞    ‘   i don’t know if it’s a booty call or not.   ’ ☞     ‘   she’s so short and that dress is so tacky.   ’ ☞     ‘   after we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?   ’ ☞     ‘   but first, let me take a selfie.   ’ ☞     ‘   i wanna look tan.   ’ ☞     ‘   how about “livin’ with my bitches, hash tag LIVE!”   ’ ☞     ‘   let me take another selfie.   ’ ☞     ‘   they definitely bought all their instagram followers.   ’ ☞     ‘   okay, let’s go take some shots. oh no, wait, i think i’m gonna throw up –              wait, nevermind, i’m fine.    ’ ☞     ‘   should i go home with him?   ’ ☞     ‘   i guess i took a good selfie.   ’ ☞     ‘   i drink too much and that’s an issue, but i’m okay.  ’ ☞     ‘   hey, tell your friends it’s nice to meet them, but i hope i never see them again.   ’ ☞     ‘   i know it broke your heart.   ’ ☞     ‘   i/you moved to the city in a broke-down care and for years, no phone calls.   ’ ☞     ‘   you look just as good as the day i met you.   ’ ☞     ‘   now you’re looking pretty in a hotel bar.   ’ ☞     ‘   i can’t remember why i left you. i was insane.   ’ ☞     ‘   i’ll bite that tattoo on your shoulder.  ’ ☞     ‘   play that blink 182 song that we beat to death in tucson.   ’ ☞     ‘   baby, pull me closer in the back seat of your rover that i know you can’t afford.   ’ ☞     ‘   one day i’ll stand with a crown on my head like a god.   ’ ☞     ‘   let me chase what i was made for.   ’ ☞     ‘   pull the sheets right off the corner of that mattress that you stole from your              roommates back in boulder.   ’ ☞     ‘   i was made for paradise.   ’ ☞     ‘   we could waste the night with an old film, and smoke some weed on the couch              in the back room.   ’ ☞     ‘   i wanna be like kanye.   ’ ☞     ‘  we ain’t ever getting older.   ’